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I thought I'd hiển thị thêm on AlexMane's character, bởi retelling his version of all this.

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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) bạn DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?

Alex: Look, I been bus-

Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.

Alexmane: And a drunk!

Luna: Wha-

AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".

Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.

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LATER:

AlexMane: (having been fired bởi Luna, for having spent 12 months not nghề viết văn a single sentence despite that he was được trao every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).

Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?

AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.

Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).

AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?

Trixie: We're already at a bar.

AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.

Trixie: Hey, I heard bạn been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She đã đưa ý kiến something about bạn never wanting to have a baby.

AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?

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FLASHBACK:

Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby bạn ever saw?

AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).

Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!

AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.

END FLASHBACK:

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Trixie: Riight, bạn mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.

AlexMane: bạn have a boyfriend?.. bạn I CAN'T see bạn vig-

Trixie: Don't make me slap you.

AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.

Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.

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THE FOLLOWING DAY:

Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's bạn again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do bạn guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky bạn need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.

Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).

AlexMane: Yeah.. bạn may wanna repaint.

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THE tiếp theo DAY:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how bạn expected me to tình yêu bạn when bạn so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill bạn to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do bạn have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied bởi a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: bạn DO know Lily and I are Những người bạn right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do bạn think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. bạn are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) bạn look like a pile of crap ate a một giây pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

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ONE WEEK BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:

Packie is spending some time with Kate.

But as often stated bởi Kate in the game itself, Packie has uncontrollable behavior when he's with her in public and will attack anyone who he thinks is looking at her "wrong".

This fact is currently being proven, as a guy tried hitting on Kate, and is now shown with both of his legs broken, despite the harmless intent.

"Take that bạn little fucking shit!" Packie cried angrily.

"Jeeze, Packie, he was only trying to be nice" đã đưa ý kiến a reasonably frightened Kate.

"Yeah.. Well.. I didn't like the look in his...
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KILLING KATE:
I hate doing this to my boy Packie, hearing the heartbreak in his voice.
But it's the only way for me.
I don't even like Kate.
And thêm importantly, Roman is going to be a father.
If he dies, the child will grow up without a REAL family.


KILLING TREVOR:
I never do of coarse.
But if the GOOD ending wasn't available, this would be my only choice.
I can NEVER betray Mikey.
Despite his anger and hypocritical views. He is actually a pretty nice guy.
And I hate how bạn heartbroken he is.
He loved Franklyn..


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