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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... bạn do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver trang chủ is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
bạn can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
W - e - e - d
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
bạn live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
bạn can exploit almost any natural resource bạn can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below bạn are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
bạn never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
bạn can watch the dog run away from trang chủ for hours.
People will just assume bạn live, hoặc have lived on the farm.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
bạn wake up one morning to find that bạn suddenly have a beachfront property.
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes all within easy commute.
Nothing compares to wicked Winnipeg winters and really big insects in the summer.
bạn can be an Easterner hoặc a Westerner depending on your mood.
bạn can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
bạn live in the centre of the universe.
Your $400,000 Toronto trang chủ is actually a dump.
bạn and bạn alone decide who will win the federal election.
The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
Racism is socially very acceptable.
bạn can take bets with your Những người bạn on which English neighbour will di chuyển out next.
Other provinces basically bribe bạn to stay in Canada.
bạn can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
Drivers' licences don't hiển thị birth dates so who really knows how old anyone there is.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
One way hoặc another, the government gets 98% of your income.
You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't just think they can.
bạn can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
bạn are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
Even though thêm people live on Vancouver Island, bạn still got the big, new bridge.
bạn can walk across the province in half an hour.
bạn can drive across the province in two minutes.
Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
bạn can confuse ships bởi turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
If Quebec separates, so will bạn -—you'll just float off to sea.
If bạn do something stupid, bạn have a built-in excuse.
The workday is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
When bạn can't remember the correct name for something, just call it a "thingamabob" and everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... bạn do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver trang chủ is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
bạn can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
W - e - e - d
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
bạn live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
bạn can exploit almost any natural resource bạn can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below bạn are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
bạn never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
bạn can watch the dog run away from trang chủ for hours.
People will just assume bạn live, hoặc have lived on the farm.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
bạn wake up one morning to find that bạn suddenly have a beachfront property.
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes all within easy commute.
Nothing compares to wicked Winnipeg winters and really big insects in the summer.
bạn can be an Easterner hoặc a Westerner depending on your mood.
bạn can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
bạn live in the centre of the universe.
Your $400,000 Toronto trang chủ is actually a dump.
bạn and bạn alone decide who will win the federal election.
The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
Racism is socially very acceptable.
bạn can take bets with your Những người bạn on which English neighbour will di chuyển out next.
Other provinces basically bribe bạn to stay in Canada.
bạn can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
Drivers' licences don't hiển thị birth dates so who really knows how old anyone there is.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
One way hoặc another, the government gets 98% of your income.
You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't just think they can.
bạn can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
bạn are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
Even though thêm people live on Vancouver Island, bạn still got the big, new bridge.
bạn can walk across the province in half an hour.
bạn can drive across the province in two minutes.
Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
bạn can confuse ships bởi turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
If Quebec separates, so will bạn -—you'll just float off to sea.
If bạn do something stupid, bạn have a built-in excuse.
The workday is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
When bạn can't remember the correct name for something, just call it a "thingamabob" and everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.