One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth ngày of working overtime.
An Angel appeared and said,
"Why are bạn spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have bạn seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet cô ca and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a Kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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