From an email I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO giường
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- bạn take her to giường and tell her a story.
At 18 -- bạn tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- bạn don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells bạn a story and takes bạn to bed.
At 48 -- She tells bạn a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- bạn stay in giường to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If bạn take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO giường
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- bạn take her to giường and tell her a story.
At 18 -- bạn tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- bạn don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells bạn a story and takes bạn to bed.
At 48 -- She tells bạn a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- bạn stay in giường to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If bạn take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
1.) Eat Chocolate. Sô cô la helps bạn have less stress which will make bạn feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like bạn are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like bạn have nothing wrong with bạn and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go thêm smoothly so bạn won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps bạn relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make bạn feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily hoặc hourly.
2.) Try not to act like bạn are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like bạn have nothing wrong with bạn and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go thêm smoothly so bạn won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps bạn relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make bạn feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily hoặc hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up hoặc being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make bạn REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make bạn SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make bạn STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make bạn PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make bạn RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make bạn SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make bạn COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.