What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth bạn can’t refute!
Nothing Luật sư đấu trí me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the áo khoác and tie,
That cún yêu, con chó con in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing Luật sư đấu trí ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue hoặc black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If bạn please....
What would bạn do if bạn had to choose
Between your Luật sư đấu trí and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would bạn say,
If bạn gave your Luật sư đấu trí away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would bạn pick,
One million chicks
hoặc a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop bạn right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing Luật sư đấu trí the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot....
