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posted by dreamer369

The Chick Code

bài viết 1: Chicks before dicks. The bond between two women is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, women are thêm willing and able to commit than men. Unfortunate for our tình yêu lives, but true.

bài viết 2: A Chick is always entitled to do something wild, as long as the rest of her Side-Chicks* are all doing it. For example: partaking in "WOOO!"-ing.

bài viết 3: A Chick never divulges the existence of the Chick Code to a man. It is a sacred document not to be shared with guys for any reason...no, not even that reason. (Note: if bạn a man reading...

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Why I HATE the whole robin/ted thing SO FREAKING MUCH??

posted by bdavis98

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY hiển thị that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all tình yêu the other aspects in the hiển thị (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being Supernatural believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this hiển thị is who is the mother and...

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Horrible Crossover Fic

posted by HouseOfficeFan7

Author's Note: I feel like this isn't very good... But there'll probably be thêm and hopefully it will get better. Anyway... The basic premise is that Dr. Horrible is the fifth doppleganger. Let me know what bạn think. Also, this will be đã đăng on multiple spots. It will also appear in the HIMYM spot and the NPH spot.

Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily were sitting watching a football game in Ted’s apartment. It was an uneventful Saturday afternoon when suddenly Barney rushed into the apartment.

“GUYS!” He cried, slamming the door behind him.

“No, Barney…” Ted groaned. “Whatever crazy...

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Best Barney's trích dẫn from Season 7 .

posted by dacastinson

Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!

Barney: Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to hiển thị your vagina.

Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!

Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.

Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!

Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, băm tag refill!

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The suit song :)

posted by dacastinson

I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!

Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.

To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth bạn can’t refute!
Nothing Luật sư đấu trí me like a suit!

Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the áo khoác and tie,
That cún yêu, con chó con in the double-breast.

That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing Luật sư đấu trí ‘em like a suit!

Wingman I can wear,...