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*Kate waits in the interview room bored to death*Kate:When is Humphrey coming I am so bored without him. Me:He will be here he is just so hard to catch. Kate:He hates boring places so he likes to run off. Me:I think we caught him I tình yêu the cupcake trick. *a worker shows Humphrey a cupcake making him follow the cupcake and walking into the interview room*Humphrey:please can bạn give me the cupcake I am so hungry. Worker:OK here bạn go. Humphrey:YAY finally something to eat.*Humphrey eats the cupcake*Humphrey:Hey Kate Where am I? Kate:You're being interviewed it's so boring here but I am happy...

~Sunday~ humphrey had gotten bored sense kate had left to visit some cousins from another pack so he headed twoards the city because he felt aroused. Apon hitting the city limits he found a girl that was about 16 and asked her "Hey do bạn wanna hang out at my den for a bit?" The girl replied "Huh me really i just got dumped but sure" Humphrey walked tiếp theo to her leading her to his and kates den having naughty thoughts on his mind.

~Later~ humphrey says "Do bạn mind striping for me" and the girl các câu trả lời "Umm sure" she takes off her áo sơ mi and her boob jiggle a bit then she takes off her Skirt...

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to nghề viết văn the novel I had started a tháng ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected bởi it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she đã đưa ý kiến it the third time...

(March 30, 2011)
(this is the morning after our amazing night in bed)

The tiếp theo morning, I woke up to bright sunlight. I yawned and stretched, feeling a little stiff for some reason.
Then it all came back to me. The sex of the night before.
It had been the most amazing night of my life.
I got up and made a pot of coffee with the Folgers Black Silk stuff. The aroma rising from the pot was enough to give the boost that I needed.
When I went back into the bedroom to put some clothes on, Scar was just waking up.
"Morning, beautiful," I said, smiling.
She smiled back. I wasn't sure whether it was my...

Cando and Scar have been married for a while now and they still haven’t gone on a honeymoon. They planned out theirs. Cando had to get leave from work to go on this trip. They were leaving that night. They lấy trộm, đánh cắp and figured out so much technology from humans that howling wasn’t necessary. Instead they called.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He đã đưa ý kiến yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets...