It was a cold rainy night, and I was sitting in my room of the apartment listening to my Seether playlist. I was going to have the apartment to myself for a few days while Chris was out on a buissiness trip. He sells lab equipment and made a lot of money. Thats not why I married him though. I tình yêu him thêm than anything. He was the only person that made me truly happy. Anyway, we have been married for two weeks. I am kinda a tomboy. I like video games, beer, smoking, porn, guns, gory shit, sex, country and rock music. I have a scar tattoo on my right eye and wear a chain necklace. On my right...

Humphrey was working on the boat, when Lilly came by. She snuck up on him as he was putting on the cover. She startled him once she got to him.
“Ahh!” He saw it was Lilly, “Don’t do that!”
“Sorry! What’s Humphrey doin?”
“Not really much, just putting on the thuyền cover.”
Humphrey started the thuyền cover from the front so he had to go in the water to put it on in the back. When he got about two to five feet in the water, he cut his foot on the anchor.
“Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut!”
“Humphrey, what’s wrong?”
Humphrey came out of the water bleeding, “Oh Humphrey!”
He laid...