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August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other chịu, gấu replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did bạn put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did bạn do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

*Enemy Người sói run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught bạn that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do bạn know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that chó sói, sói I can teach bạn guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your mô tả is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a cây with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber bạn jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the cây was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty bạn ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

A white chó sói, sói walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey chó sói, sói known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white chó sói, sói greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are bạn holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two Người sói in black Luật sư đấu trí walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see bạn in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 Người sói down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...

A few months past on bởi and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched bởi Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the ngày of the birth. And then that ngày came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...

Kate woke up, Humphrey was sleeping behind her so Kate got up quietly and walked out the den. She felt wet in her lower areas. Kate mùi, nấu chảy ra her lower area"Wow did i really mate with Humphrey last night"Kate đã đưa ý kiến to herself, Kate licked herself"Hmm that tastes good"Kate said. Kate licked herself a bit thêm then stopped and went down to the lake and cleaned up."Hey Kate"someone đã đưa ý kiến from behind her, Kate turned to see Humphrey"Hey Humphrey"Kate said,"So did bạn enjoy last night?"Humphrey asked getting into the lake. Kate giggled"Yeah i did"Kate said, when Humphrey and Kate were washing themselves...

One warm summer late in the afternoon at 6:30 i saw the sun setting as i relized it was time to go home.I left the the wooden obstical course wich i was training for alpha school,then i started to make my way towards home,as i was walking trang chủ i seen an old friend from alpha school,his name was keaka,i asked him"keaka,what are bạn doing out here? its getting late!" he said"hey kate havent seen bạn in a while,i was just over bởi the pond drinking water."Oh i thought bạn were alone out here bởi yourself." i đã đưa ý kiến to him,we kept on talking and i totaly forgot that it was getting late,i suddenly realized...

okay since im doing two sreies at the same time im gonna do svaing her one ngày and the fake life the other so on and on but please enjoy


it was 59 degress out in canada and it was a normal ngày for the jasperpark animal obsever nathan but what he didnt know was today was going to change his life forever.
" xin chào nathan can bạn check the chó sói, sói pack d again theres somthing going on " his boss asked. " okay be right back " he answered.
after about twenty he got to the eastern territory checking out to see whats wrong.then nathan hid behind a bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush observing the pack. " xin chào boss theres nothing wrong...

butthead: HUH HUH HUH xin chào BEAVIS bạn KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: bạn know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: xin chào look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are bạn like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis bạn wuss... your getting your ass...

11:30pm
MARCEL
SHAKEY
PADDY
MOOCH
R.I.P.
now all there is left is 4 wolves.
1. humphrey
2. kate
3. garth
4. lilly

the only ones that are surviving. now starting part 5.
so they are trying to get to jasper in time hoặc the creature will kill them all. but they are pretty close to jasper. they're only 30 miles away from it. "lilly bạn need to stay awake." garth said. "im just worn out...dont worry about it." lilly said. "that thing is gonna come sooner hoặc later." humphrey said. "i know but if one of us falls asleep we might slow each other down. " garth said. "hey guys look!" kate said. they were almost there....