Alright, just because i'm nghề viết văn a parody doesn't mean i tình yêu Kate hoặc the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I đã đưa ý kiến LEFT bạn DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 Người sói dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey đã đưa ý kiến raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a cây splintering his left ribs.
Until tiếp theo time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I đã đưa ý kiến LEFT bạn DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 Người sói dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey đã đưa ý kiến raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a cây splintering his left ribs.
Until tiếp theo time. To be continued...
