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Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot đít, mông, ass sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, chó sói, sói gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man

Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white lông, lông thú and everything* *he puts a áo khoác on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his áo khoác starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell bạn doing?

Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*

Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*

Humphrey: hey, what are bạn a rapist!

Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!

Humphrey: is this how bạn treat your elders?

Manager: bạn ain't no old man your a pervert!

Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*

Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*

Humphrey: *spits on the manager*

Manager: get out before I call the cops!

Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*

manager: *doesnt notice*

*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*

PRANKED!!!

hutch the ninja!

*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!

Holding paws

*garth is sitting on a bench**some chó sói, sói sits bởi him**garth holds his hand**the chó sói, sói has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next chó sói, sói sits bởi him*
garth: I'm gay

The other wolf: o.O *runs away*

Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*

Pranked!!!!

To be continued
I decided to give all the original characters that I came up with their own section, just to explore the origins of their names. There are a couple of “categories” that these names fall under; ones named after Những người bạn of mine, ones that were just randomly thought of and don’t really mean anything, and then a few based off characters in phim chiếu rạp and TV.

Only a couple of characters got their names from Những người bạn of mine. This consists of Owen, Kyle, Adam, Jack, Lucas, Jason, and Lydia. Most of the characters, however, were names that I just randomly thought of to give them a name and have no...
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Having Viggo’s redemption take place on Kate and Humphrey’s twenty-fifth anniversary was completely intentional, which consequently gave me the time needed for Lydia to have her pup, which I named Josh, after myself. Why? I just thought it would be kinda cool. And it also helped the story because when Humphrey tries to kill Viggo upon seeing him, that means that for the past half year, he’s still held onto this hate for what Viggo did.

I kinda had to have Kate and Humphrey leave at night, hoặc else it never would’ve been just them that went after Viggo since everyone else would’ve tagged...
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posted by Katecutewolf
This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope bạn enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. bạn are warned!


Chapter 5:The ritual of love
Since Kate had awaken from her long nap she had been busy preparing the cave for Humphrey's arrival home. She knew he would be ready this time and she was determined to make the place look absolutely perfect and nice. This way they could reflect back on the very first time...
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Chapter 30: The End of the Tale

Kate, Humphrey, and rắn độc, viper arrived at Leyla’s house late that night, but she was still awake and gladly let them in.

“What are bạn guys doing here?” she asked.

“We came back to live with you,” Humphrey said, “…if you’re okay with that.”

“Of course,” Leyla replied, “but what about the Western Pack?”

“It just hasn’t really felt the same ever since Viggo happened,” Humphrey told her. “And I actually really liked living here with bạn and Viper. Besides, everyone’s going to be fine. Stinky’s a great leader and he’ll take good care...
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Chapter 17: Attack on the Protectors

Humphrey and the others stood around Viggo, who had picked up a chair and had sat down in it. Humphrey had sent Oscar and Mick outside the tent to keep watch. Viggo looked exhausted and vulnerable. It was weird seeing him in such a helpless state.

“Viggo, what happened here?” Humphrey asked.

“Robert’s Mất tích his mind,” Viggo replied. “He’s gone rogue and has taken many of my men with him. The Crimson Pack has remained loyal to me for the most part, although a few have broken away as well, Martin being one of them. Robert’s always been a man of...
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Chapter 4: "We're at War"

“No!” Kate yelled.

Viggo turned and faced the group, smiling evilly.

“You know, it’s true what they say,” he said. “If bạn want something done right, bạn really have to do it yourself.”

Viggo’s men began chasing Humphrey and the others back into the forest.

“Accepting defeat is the most difficult, but necessary part of competition,” Viggo shouted after them.

Claudette tried to drive the humans back out, but at that moment thêm humans arrived from the east while the Crimson Pack cut off their escape in the west, effectively trapping the entire pack within...
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Chapter 3: Into the Walls of Fire

Humphrey called for a pack meeting, not even caring about the fact that he didn’t have the authority to do so, and immediately began briefing everyone on the plan to get Kenya back.

“Okay,” he said, “Viggo is most likely taking her to his main campsite, deep in the Northern Pack. We’ll take a group of around ten Người sói to go rescue her.”

“So,” Claudette said, “who’s going?”

“Kate and myself,” Humphrey replied, “plus Adam and Steven, along with Stinky and Runt and Jax and Jonas. Mick and Oscar are coming too.”

“Now you’re talking,”...
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posted by penguinsir23
The Lone Survivors the bàn of contents

Chapter one:The last of us
A powerful pack was lead bởi a ruthless chó sói, sói hunter raided a trang chủ of the frontier pack then ended the pack for good but only two Người sói had managed to ran away alive.

Chapter two:Finding shelter
A former elder pack leader had saved his granddaughter now they have to find shelter from the thunder storm and rain.

Chapter three:A promise
Had got into a cave they found lara wanted to ask her's grandfather about something.

Chapter four:Tale of the wolfslayer
Kenny tells lara a story about how he had once fought a human who called himself...
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Kenny walks thêm closer of the darkness and sits down getting ready to tell a story of his to lara.

Kenny:Ok lara calm down and sit down don't get too riled up before l tell ya a story bạn still need some rest. He đã đưa ý kiến to lara putting his left paw on hàng đầu, đầu trang of lara's head rubbing it and had his left paw off lara' head.

Lara smiles at her grandpa and he smiles too.

Lara:Alright grandpa. She replied calming the playful side of hers down a bit.

Kenny:Ready to hear the tale? He asked lara starts questioning him what was the story.

Lara:Yeah but what was the story about? She answered and asking kenny.

Kenny:Well...
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Note that the songs will not line up with the chapters, so don't try to read and listen because it won't line up. This is mainly to hiển thị the tone of different parts in the story, whether it be an intense battle hoặc some mysterious meeting, a relaxing calm, hoặc a sad death.

1. In the Midst of Battle (Chapter 1: A New Beginning)
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2 .A New Beginning (Chapter 1: A New Beginning)
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3. Rise of the Crimson Pack (Chapter 3: Rise of the Crimson Pack)
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4. Hammond (Chapter 5: Captured)
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5. Oscar's Rescue (Chapter 6: Oscar's Rescue)
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6. The First Battle of Jasper Park (Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park)
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Chapter 20: The Fun-Loving Omega

Humphrey’s life improved significantly ever since he officially became part of the Western Pack. Everyone was kind to him, the caribou was the best he had ever had, and most importantly, he was happy. So happy, in fact, that over the years, he slowly began to forget about his past. He forgot about his life in the woods with Arnold, and he forgot about his real family. In time, he truly believed he had lived in the Western Pack his whole life as his traumatic memories were slowly suppressed bởi his new life.

Shortly after Humphrey was accepted into the pack, Kate’s...
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added by penguinsir23
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One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are bạn okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long ngày at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. bạn voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do bạn mean?
Lilly: Oh so bạn won’t tell me bạn texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: bạn cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her...
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posted by LazarusTheAlpha
I really hope they come out with thêm A&O phim chiếu rạp hoặc at least an A&O T.V hiển thị because according to "Timber Humphrey" they could have alot of potential and i see it because In A&O 4 how the f*** does Lilly know what they're planning then she predicts the d*mn weather!? that's some bò đực, con bò, bull if bạn ask me unless she like Daria except shes not blind! Like if bạn teamed Lilly, Kate, Daria, and Humphery together and teamed Claudette, Stinky, Runt, The Bear, The Porcupine, (srry i forgot their names) and Fleet together and then put the teams together to fight the rogues and the bears again THEY WOULD BE SCREWED hoặc if bạn teamed together to hunt THE CARIBOU WOULD BE SCREWED. like this if bạn agree 1% hoặc more.
posted by ba12035890
One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: xin chào Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure bạn can stay with me! Are bạn hungry hoặc thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well...
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added by SentinelPrime89
Chapter 13: For the Win

Humphrey turned to his sister and smiled.

"Thank you," he said.

"What, did bạn really think that after all of these years without you, I would just go back to my boring life as a house pet?" she asked. "Being separated from bạn was the worst thing that's ever happened to me and I will never let it happen again."

"Thanks," Humphrey said, and then paused. "Losing bạn was hard too, and I guess, even though I hardly remembered, deep down, I was still looking for you. And now that we're together, nothing is going to separate us ever again."

Kenya smiled back.

"Now let's finish...
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added by Timothy5496
Source: Deviantart Airindia, lionsgate and splash entertainment
Scene 4:

(After leaving the territory, the group starts to get to work. Stinky is sniffing the air.)
Humphrey: Well, Stinky. What do bạn smell?
Stinky: You, but younger and less mature.
(Humphrey laughs nervously)
Humphrey: Yep, that's definitely me.
Kate: Anything else, Stinky?
Stinky: Hold on.
(Stinky sniffs the air again, then sniffs down towards the ground.)
Stinky: There's a trail. It's faint, but it's there. It's leading deeper into the forest.
Runt: Well, let's go see where it leads.
Claudette: Yeah Stinky, lead the way.
Stinky: Okay, follow me.
(They begin to slowly head into the woods, with Stinky...
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