HEY! It's Katie! Chris finally told me how to type. It's pretty easy and he wanted me to write this chapter for him. Sorry for any grammar, I am a chó sói, sói bạn know. Plus alot of sex stuff for those who are faint of heart! XOXO

Anyway, after this weekend, Chris told me this morning that he had to go to work. I asked him what that meant and he explained how he needs to provide for us if we ever started a family. Oh yeah and I want it to be clear, we will NOT be having kids. I tình yêu kids, but our relationship is special and we agreed for it to be just between both of us. Anyway, back to the story. I was heartbroken to find out that Chris was going to be gone for most of the day. He told me he would call every now and then on the phone and showed me how to use it. I begged him not to go and that only annoyed him. He even threatened to not have sex with me! So I decided to behave myself and let him go to work. "Bye! I tình yêu you!" he called as he drove off. "Love bạn too." I muttered under my breath. I jumped up on the đi văng to see what was on TV. Chris told me how to use the remote so I spent an giờ flipping through channels of ngẫu nhiên boring shit I did not care about. I finally came across "Family Guy" and decided to watch an episode of that. I laughed and enjoyed one of my yêu thích episodes, the one where Peter kidnaps the pope.

After that, I played his XBOX and enjoyed some doggie biscuits, which I LOVE. I played GTA IV, Halo, Silent Hill, and Dead Rising 2. I looked at the time and noticed I went through those in only and hour, still had several left. Honestly, I was horny all day. Chris was up and dressed before I was so we did not get to have sex this morning (yes I like to have sex. I am not a slut though since he is my husband!!! ANYONE WHO CALLS ME A SLUT WILL SUFFER! X() The, something wonderful happened, the phone rang and it was my baby! "CHRIS!" I cried. "Hey, hun, just calling to check in!" Chris told me. I suddenly got a dirty idea. "Hey babe, I'm soooooooooooooo in heat right now. I'm all alone too. My SAS is dripping here." I đã đưa ý kiến in my ultra sexy tone. "Katie, don't get me excited on the phone!" Chris growled. "Now Im gonna have to go to the bathroom." "I tình yêu bạn baby. Come trang chủ soon!" I said, hanging up the phone. Now that I đã đưa ý kiến that, I was kinda turned on. I scrolled through the paperview and saw boys gone wild. "Hell, should I?" I asked myself. I grinned. "Yesh!" I bought it and stroked myself, moaning and groaning, watching a bunch of Chrises tình yêu eachother. I kept stroking until SAS came out and all over the couch. That took about two hours. Honestly, this ngày was boring.

I suddenly got hungry and decided to go to the kitchen. I opened the fridge and grabbed a bia and some ham. I ate the ham quickly and gulped the bia down. For some reason, I can drink alcahol, so can Kate, its odd. I drank another couple of beers, which was a bad idea, and suddenly I was drunk out of my mind. I threw up several times and struggled to clean it up, but I only passed out. Chris was going to kill me.

I woke up to a "WHAT THE HELL!?" from Chris. "DON'T FUCKING YELL!" I cried. "What is wrong?" he asked, trying not to sound angry. "It's a hangover, sorry." I said. "Look, I'm not going to get mad at you, but no sex tonight and bạn are going to help me clean up this mess." he told me. I nodded, kissing him. "God, bạn breath smells like vomit." he told me. "Yeah, I threw up a couple of times in the kitchen, sorry." I said. "You know what, don't worry about it." Chris said. "Let's watch TV." he said. Thats when it hit me, I forgot to hủy bỏ the porn! tiếp theo thing I heard whas him screaming as boys on the screen were well, bạn know....

Since it was kind of late he just went to bed, not saying anything, I thought the whole thing was kinda funny. Well, I should sign off. I'm kind tired. Chris gave me his account (Red_Pyramid206) and mật khẩu so I might log in every now and then. I know it's short, but not alot happened and plus I am new to typing! Gotta go! XOXO


Katie