I decided to share it here with bạn guys because I didn't want it to be Mất tích forever :) Lemme know if any of bạn happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, hoặc if bạn were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?
Teri: What do bạn MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him vượt qua, cross the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give bạn the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to vượt qua, cross the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted bởi user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't bạn just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, bạn just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? bạn and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted bởi user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted bởi user desslergirl
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna vượt qua, cross the road anyway!
Submitted bởi user jebm24
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be an toàn, két an toàn on the other side of that road? bạn won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are bạn defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do bạn think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted bởi user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, hoặc winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted bởi user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around bạn always die?!
Submitted bởi user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted bởi user rundll32
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted bởi user Gatsby
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need bạn to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do bạn need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want bạn to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted bởi user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! bạn have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, bạn wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if bạn would stop asking me stupid các câu hỏi and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: bạn were staring at my boobs while bạn were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted bởi user iamnickname
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
rượu vàng, sherry Palmer: I know how bạn feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted bởi user Vesin
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted bởi user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: bạn DO NOT WANT TO vượt qua, cross THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. đăng tải the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted bởi user corsilab
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Jack: Why did bạn break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted bởi user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to vượt qua, cross the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can bạn stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information bạn need to know. Chloe, I need bạn to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but bạn aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have bạn been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't bạn tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did bạn break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted bởi user zulran
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Down at the hotel, rượu vàng, sherry Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did bạn do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are bạn talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do bạn mean bạn were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his áo sơ mi pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could bạn David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did vượt qua, cross the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what bạn are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all bạn hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few phút later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to vượt qua, cross the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted bởi user lizt24
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Henderson: bạn have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let bạn down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that bạn don't.
Submitted bởi user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted bởi user damojo
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are bạn serious?! If bạn want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted bởi user iwfergie24
I hope bạn enjoyed đọc this :)
