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Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are bạn fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh bạn must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: bạn don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: bạn can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent trái chuối, chuối even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)

trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one ngày that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny đã đưa ý kiến hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first ngày ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him trang chủ AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO trang chủ AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE đã đưa ý kiến WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE đã đưa ý kiến COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton kẹo road like 45 like giây cách đây and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like bạn like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went trang chủ and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student hoặc something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When bạn know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
xin chào guys! My Những người bạn Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if bạn guys want to be a người hâm mộ of bubblegirl2 then go to the two các câu lạc bộ ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to tham gia bạn guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done bởi ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done bởi me, it is done bởi
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps phía trước, chuyển tiếp before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell bạn that I tình yêu you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that bạn hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell bạn that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me bạn could care less.

I'm here to hug bạn when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell bạn how smart bạn are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell bạn that I tình yêu you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that bạn hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before bạn read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, hoặc even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take bạn down a dark road - one that once bạn start, bạn can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull bạn out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Những câu chuyện về rồng say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. cá say blub blub blub.

13. Kỳ lân say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And bạn ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know bạn better than bạn know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but bạn start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but bạn turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will bạn believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious tình yêu

- chapter 13-





"Ok bạn can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought bạn would like them."
"Well bạn were right! " Then I realized I was diễn xuất like a 6 năm old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not diễn xuất like a six năm old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I đã đưa ý kiến the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when bạn smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll hiển thị you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are bạn kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope bạn like it. Please bình luận down below about what bạn like, what bạn don’t like, and what bạn want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice đọc and nghề viết văn in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn thêm about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond di chuyển 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got trang chủ and found the wife preparing bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 thêm feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she các câu trả lời back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic một giây line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying bạn simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I tình yêu your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
found this stuff and i wanted to share with bạn guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person tiếp theo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Do bạn like pie?

2. Are you, hoặc have bạn ever been a squirrel?

3. Are bạn afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are bạn a people person hoặc a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have bạn ever wondered what it would be like if bạn were an apple?

7. Have bạn ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can bạn get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have bạn ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have bạn ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do bạn have a sword handy?

14. Do bạn like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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