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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the tiếp theo stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the tiếp theo stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is bởi far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic các câu hỏi being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some các câu trả lời that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can bạn send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi bờ biển, bãi biển on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was đọc the Wal-Mart bài viết and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the các bình luận section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that bạn can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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added by Fitch
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's ngày time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get trang chủ so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it trang chủ in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests bạn could try

1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim bạn are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe bạn but DONT give up, see how far bạn can get ( WARNING, may result in bạn being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when bạn are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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added by vanillaicecream
Ghetto Names

Mostly được ưa chuộng with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming thêm common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us bởi our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men hoặc Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a ngẫu nhiên button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells bạn to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy chịu, gấu with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it thêm than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd bạn get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So bạn broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So bạn broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your diễn xuất like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all bạn twilight những người đang yêu who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's câu hỏi asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So bạn know i didn't include anything about the war between those who tình yêu and those who hate twilight hoặc anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the câu hỏi i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today bạn are going to...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A cáo, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of thêm than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities đã đưa ý kiến Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of giày dép down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," đã đưa ý kiến a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a chồn cái, vixen lấy trộm, đánh cắp them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.