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Facts that will make bạn rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked bởi a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on giáng sinh ngày 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are thêm bacteria in the ice machines at fast thực phẩm restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are thêm than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

5

My danh sách Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended bởi this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If bạn have a reason for a hiển thị I put bình luận and I might add it(ill give credit about it to bạn because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long đọc right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen hoặc any interesting...

3

15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a ngày hoặc something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up bởi dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If bạn have a dog hoặc cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When bạn spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

4

THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are bạn walking?
So, Annie are bạn walking?
Are bạn walking Annie?
Annie are bạn walking?
So, Annie are bạn walking?
Are bạn walking?
Annie are bạn walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE bạn WALKING???!!!!
ARE bạn WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are bạn walking?
With your dentist
Are...

8

101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

10

Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and bạn can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter bởi istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

7

How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring bạn riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: bạn crave attention, bạn absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, bạn may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because bởi being a retard online bạn can get all the attention bạn need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If bạn want to be a retard bạn must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

4

who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect.
Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:
If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.
2 : If bạn overtake the last...

2

A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice ngày To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the cỏ to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot thêm fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

6

It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, bạn can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If bạn wanna gain a little weight all bạn have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks bạn what your size is hoặc how much bạn weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when bạn think of women bạn think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

2

A Review for INVADER ZIM bởi Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the hiển thị is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If bạn look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza, bánh pizza Hog", hoặc perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

11

Are bạn online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells bạn a joke and bạn say "LOL".

3. bạn watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. bạn have called out someone's screen name while making tình yêu to your significant other.

5. bạn keep begging your Những người bạn to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. bạn have to get a 2d phone line just so bạn can call pizza, bánh pizza Hut.

9. bạn go into labour and bạn stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

12

20 Funny trích dẫn

posted by invadercalliope

I hope bạn enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and bạn failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail bạn out of jail, a best friend will be sitting tiếp theo to bạn saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the bờ biển like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made bạn smile
8:Clear as a chuông, bell my nody đã đưa ý kiến "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

6

I'm bored, so here are 34 ngẫu nhiên facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 ngẫu nhiên facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. âm nhạc is my life.

6. I tình yêu to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I tình yêu to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I tình yêu to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer hoặc dancer when I'm older.

13. đường phố, street dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

3

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When bạn turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If bạn have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
bạn cannot turn back anymore

__________________________________________________

furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen Những người bạn and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend bạn their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat hoặc drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why bạn have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents bởi Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, bởi Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail bạn out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting tiếp theo to bạn sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen bạn cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else bạn cried...just laugh about it with bạn in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

4

Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel an toàn, két an toàn (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled bởi the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If bạn don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of bạn probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green ngày is one of my yêu thích bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon đã đưa ý kiến what he đã đưa ý kiến about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the những người hâm mộ on both sides...

3

Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

năm Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

năm of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the con chuột symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good Lời khuyên but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse hoặc Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....