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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no nho khô Bran
Well, don't bạn know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of thực phẩm bạn hate ooh
You won't get no món tráng miệng 'till bạn clean off your plate
So eat it, don't bạn tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some thêm chicken, have some thêm pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled hoặc fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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Disrespect on fanpop

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your yêu thích spot, hoping to post some video and pictures, answer các câu hỏi and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an bài viết hoặc two. bạn get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting các câu trả lời such as "you suck for liking this" hoặc "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry hoặc tình yêu bạn more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave bạn with my ring and this last letter.
I have Mất tích myself and don't try to call me hoặc come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to bạn and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if bạn let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and bạn too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
bạn will have your own life, everything bạn wanted with you.
bạn will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm giường when your old, knowing that bạn did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I tình yêu you, I tình yêu bạn so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so giáng sinh

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the một giây ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, four suburban trucks, cây moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth ngày of Cristmas my true love...

Okay a Halloween story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists hoặc pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. bởi the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Mất tích in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a vòi hoa sen to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the vòi hoa sen feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew bữa tối, bữa ăn tối was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối too. She was...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I tình yêu it!)
All I do is just believe in the tim, trái tim of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as bạn are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let bạn see us cry, unless we want bạn to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if bạn are interested. But we will later deny it hoặc make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot hoặc sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for bạn (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if bạn don't like what we wear...

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23 ngẫu nhiên funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with bạn guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person tiếp theo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 danh sách

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, hoặc to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get bạn in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly bởi giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the tiếp theo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - bạn may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin mũ lưỡi trai, cap and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and bạn know it bomb Iraq
If bạn cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If bạn never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If bạn think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute emo tình yêu trích dẫn

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one bạn love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say bạn tình yêu me unless bạn really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like bạn could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand bởi your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to bạn on everything I am,
And I dedicate to bạn all that I have,
And I promise bạn that I will stand right bởi your side,
Forever and always, until the ngày I die.

I’m not crying over what bạn said;
It’s what bạn didn’t say that...

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have bạn ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this bài viết is right for you! Hahaha. bạn know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that bạn have to go to the bathroom, and that bạn think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are bạn doing okay in there?". To make it even thêm annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When bạn arrive at the tiếp theo stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If bạn are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach bạn all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now bạn know how to do it!
Now, if bạn want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and hiển thị your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if bạn win, bạn get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If bạn are a winner check everything on your profile.

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ngẫu nhiên Unexplainable Pictures

added by JustHuddy

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Should I have a cookie?

added by r-pattz

Source: tumblr, where else?

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my ngẫu nhiên picture

added by popalj