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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when bạn don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at bạn when bạn wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos hoặc have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if bạn see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate nghề viết văn on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and bạn almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids tình yêu to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of bạn if bạn don't have cell phone hoặc some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of bạn for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this thực phẩm is just ridiculous.
19. If bạn chew gum bạn write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if bạn get in a word fight, bạn only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If bạn stand up hoặc talk, bạn have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done hoặc your ride is here.
21. If bạn have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches bạn breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses bạn and tell bạn that bạn need to break it.
22. If bạn make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when bạn don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at bạn when bạn wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos hoặc have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if bạn see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate nghề viết văn on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and bạn almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids tình yêu to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of bạn if bạn don't have cell phone hoặc some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of bạn for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this thực phẩm is just ridiculous.
19. If bạn chew gum bạn write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if bạn get in a word fight, bạn only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If bạn stand up hoặc talk, bạn have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done hoặc your ride is here.
21. If bạn have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches bạn breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses bạn and tell bạn that bạn need to break it.
22. If bạn make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the hoa girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure bạn disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call bạn repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure bạn set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Sô cô la fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid di chuyển bởi getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the hoa girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure bạn disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call bạn repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure bạn set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Sô cô la fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid di chuyển bởi getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Những người bạn hit bạn on the back and spit out a piece of white gum hoặc a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until bạn have $20 hoặc more.
#7 If bạn have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do em bé come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob hoặc âm nhạc videos.
#4 Go around hát the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!