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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when bạn don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at bạn when bạn wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos hoặc have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if bạn see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate nghề viết văn on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and bạn almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids tình yêu to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of bạn if bạn don't have cell phone hoặc some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of bạn for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this thực phẩm is just ridiculous.
19. If bạn chew gum bạn write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if bạn get in a word fight, bạn only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If bạn stand up hoặc talk, bạn have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done hoặc your ride is here.
21. If bạn have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches bạn breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses bạn and tell bạn that bạn need to break it.
22. If bạn make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when bạn don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at bạn when bạn wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos hoặc have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if bạn see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate nghề viết văn on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and bạn almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids tình yêu to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of bạn if bạn don't have cell phone hoặc some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of bạn for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this thực phẩm is just ridiculous.
19. If bạn chew gum bạn write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if bạn get in a word fight, bạn only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If bạn stand up hoặc talk, bạn have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done hoặc your ride is here.
21. If bạn have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches bạn breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses bạn and tell bạn that bạn need to break it.
22. If bạn make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.if u r on your peroid hoặc nawt!!
3.Who bạn talk 2 on the phone
4.THat bạn are super jelous hoặc other girls (or boys)
5.That bạn hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up bạn will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That bạn have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart bạn are at fixing things.
GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r những người hâm mộ of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r những người hâm mộ of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long ngày of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill đã đưa ý kiến to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task bởi concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped hát and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in thêm 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut cỏ makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be thêm tiếp theo week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in thêm 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut cỏ makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be thêm tiếp theo week.
