Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what bạn should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests bạn could try
1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is a My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony người hâm mộ fiction. If bạn do not like colorful ngựa with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten thêm popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
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Song: link
This người hâm mộ fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten thêm popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony người hâm mộ fiction. If bạn don't like talking ngựa that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car hiển thị in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting bởi his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting bởi his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, hoặc bạn will be killed bởi a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car hiển thị in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting bởi his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting bởi his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, hoặc bạn will be killed bởi a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool cá mập movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion hoặc something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool cá mập movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion hoặc something.. That face image fucked me up..
