Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what bạn should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So bạn can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll xóa the emails if bạn want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get bạn through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. hoặc Angry Birds. That makes thêm sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he đã đưa ý kiến that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were diễn xuất like động vật just because of me and I đã đưa ý kiến that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 năm old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no thêm fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank bạn for those who took their time đọc my story. Goodbye and I hope that bạn could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 năm old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no thêm fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank bạn for those who took their time đọc my story. Goodbye and I hope that bạn could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If bạn like Thiết Quyền and Naruto, bạn may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If bạn look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. bạn tell me: do bạn think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest bạn all tham gia in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest bạn all tham gia in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If bạn die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What bạn call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what bạn call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope bạn like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first câu hỏi what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of sách do bạn read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d bạn go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gô tích style!
Reporter:What do bạn like to hum hoặc sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first câu hỏi what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of sách do bạn read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d bạn go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gô tích style!
Reporter:What do bạn like to hum hoặc sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with thêm wise words.
a wise man once đã đưa ý kiến (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) đã đưa ý kiến a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Những người bạn the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope bạn do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I đã đưa ý kiến befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see bạn in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once đã đưa ý kiến (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) đã đưa ý kiến a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Những người bạn the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope bạn do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I đã đưa ý kiến befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see bạn in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!