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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John đã đưa ý kiến walking in with a bowl of bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee bàn in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can bạn change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, bạn little boy” I đã đưa ý kiến ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade, I’ll go change” He đã đưa ý kiến his hands on his hips. “I’ll go call Rose, bạn can call Dave” I smiled shooing him off. I grabbed my phone and dialed Rose. “Hello?” A soft voice answered. “Rose! John and I are bored, would bạn like to come over?” I asked. “It would be my pleasure” I could just see her smiled. “Great I’ll tell John, bạn don’t mind if Dave comes over do you?” I asked. “Of course not, he is still my friend” Rose said. “Jade” John đã đưa ý kiến walking up behind me. “Hold on, I have to go Rose, come over soon” I đã đưa ý kiến hanging up. “Yes John?” I asked. “I’m nervous” He said, his hands shaking.

I heard a knock on the door and jumped up to answer it. “Hey guys!” I smiled. “Hey” Dave said. “Hello” Rose smiled. “Rose do bạn want me to invite Kanaya?” I asked. “I would be delighted if bạn did” She smiled. I heard thunder in the distance. “You two should come in” I đã đưa ý kiến moving out of the way. Rose walked in, then Dave. John sat on the couch, in shorts and a áo sơ mi that clung to his body. Dave sat bởi John, John immediately smiled. Dave brought his face close to his, they were whispering things together. “Rose, what is Kanaya’s number?” I asked. “You’ll have to get a hold of her through pesterchum” Rose replied. “Oh right, of course” I smiled sitting down bởi Rose grabbing my laptop.

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

GG: Hello Kanaya!

GA: Why Hello Jade

GG: Me, John, Dave, and Rose are all hanging out, would bạn like bạn come

GA: Why I’d Be Delighted To Jade

GA: But I Don’t Know Where bạn Live

GG: I suppose you’re right…maybe Rose can tell you!

GG: She’s always smart about these things bạn know?
GA: Yes I Know, She’s Fascinating Every Inch of Her

GG: bạn every inch of her?

GA: I Don’t Suppose bạn Were To Find Out About That

GG: No it’s fine as long as bạn guys are happy!

GA: Why Thank bạn Jade

GG: I’ll let Rose tell bạn the directions now

gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA

TT: Hello Kanaya.

GA: Hello Rose.

Rose and Kanaya talked for quite a while. “I didn’t know my house was this complicated to get to” I huffed. “Oh it’s not, I was just chatting with Kanaya” Rose smiled. Not too long after the doorbell rang. “John go with Rose to get Kanaya” I said. “Why me?” John asked looking comfortable in Dave’s lap, while Dave’s arms were wrapped around him. “Because, bạn have been sitting down, bạn need exercise. “So have you!” John fought back holding a sad look on his face. “Fine” He gave in with a sigh crawling out of Dave’s arms. “Geez Jade” Dave đã đưa ý kiến reaching for his táo, apple nước ép, nước trái cây on the table. “No not ‘geez Jade’ I don’t like bạn spending time with John” I đã đưa ý kiến getting angry. “Why not? Because bạn want to fuck him before I do?” He laughed slightly. I got up and pushed him on the ground and sat on hàng đầu, đầu trang of him. “You know that’s not what I want,” I brought my forehead to his, “but if people catch bạn two together they’ll call bạn and John bad names and beat him up, I don’t want him hurt.” “That’s great Kanaya” I heard John. Before I could move, something dropped. “John?!” I pulled away from him. “John bro it’s not what it looks like” Dave said. “Save it, I don’t give one shit anymore” John đã đưa ý kiến running out of the house, into the dark rainy night.

(Kurloz’s POV)

I had just finished changing out of the school uniform and looked out the window to see it was storming. I just shrugged and walked out to the den. Gamzee was at Tavros’s so I was alone, not that icared, I was used to being alone. Lightning struck the ground as someone knocked on the door causing an echo throughout the house. I made my way over to the door and opened it. “Kur-Kurloth?” Mituna stood there standing on his skateboard, his arms wrapped around his body, he was soaked. “Mituna you’re soaking we, come in” I signed. He nodded getting off his skateboard and picking it up. “I’m..i’m cold Kurloths” He said. “Well then strip out of those and bạn can borrow some pajamas” I signed. “But I don’t know how to take off my clotheth!” Mituna whined. “Then I ill help you” I smiled. “You would?!” Mituna smiled, hiển thị his teeth. I nodded. “Then help me pleathe” He đã đưa ý kiến standing still. Mituna was still in his school uniform, he must like them. I pulled off the mustard yellow sweater vest and the white áo sơ mi under it. I hate to admit it to myself but Mituna had a nice body, he wasn’t ripped in muscles and abs, but he was still in really good shape.

After I finished Mituna stood in black and yellow bumble bee boxers. “How cute” I smiled. “Don’t look” He đã đưa ý kiến trying to hide his shame and embarrassment. I turned around while Mituna tried to put on the pajamas I had picked for him. “I don’t think I can get them on either” Mituna đã đưa ý kiến blushing when I turned around. “It doethn’t fit” He đã đưa ý kiến getting agitated. His head was in one of the sleeve holes. I quietly laughed and helped him out of the sleeve hole. Eventually Mituna had put the pants on himself. “Don’t bạn think we should get ahold of Sollux?” I asked. Mituna looked up at me then back down at the floor. “Yeah..” He đã đưa ý kiến quietly. I grabbed my phone and gave it to Mituna as he dialed his brothers number. “Hey Thollux…Yeah I’m at Kurloth’th..i’m fine Thollux, can bạn pleathe jutht come and pick me up? I don’t think Kurloth would like me here bothering him” Mituna finished. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook me head. “I knew bạn didn’t want me here” He đã đưa ý kiến looking at the floor, like a helpless child. I hugged him tightly, and traced in his back, “Of course I want bạn here Mituna.” I took Mituna to decipher what I said, but when he did he held onto me tightly. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed. Mituna flinched in my arms. “Kurloth..” He trailed off. “Yes?” I traced in his back. “Pleath don’t let me go” He đã đưa ý kiến nuzzling my neck.

“Never” I traced. Mituna pulled away and stared at me for a second. “Is something wrong?” I signed. He shook his head and smiled. “Kurloths..” He trailed of again. I looked at him. He grabbed my face and pulled my face down, our lips meeting. He licked my lower lip asking for entrance. But my mouth was stitched closed. Once he realized this could go no further he pulled away and apologized. I shook my head and hugged him, giving his forehead my equivalent of a kiss. He wrapped his arms around waist and buried his face in my chest. Now the thunder was starting to sound like explosions right outside the house, Mituna was shaking in my arms whimpering. I started to nuzzle the side of his head and his neck, that calmed him down for a while until thêm thunder sounded. Mituna was to the point of sobbing. Where is Sollux? It’d Been an giờ since Mituna called. I pulled away from Mituna and signed, “Would bạn like to sit down?” He nodded and grabbed my hand. I sat down on the đi văng tiếp theo to him, he still shook with fear. “It’s okay” I papped him. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, his head resting on my chest, he’d still flinch when he heard thunder. After a whole other giờ like that Sollux finally knocked on the door, causing Mituna to jump. “It’s okay,” I signed, “it’s only Sollux.” “Thollux?” He asked in awe. I nodded and opened the door, Sollux was covered in water and mud. “thorry It took tho fucking long, we got stuck in the storm” He said. “It’s fine.” “I’ll get him and I out of your way, I appreciate it, Come on Mituna” He đã đưa ý kiến ushering Mituna to him. Sollux walked back to the car, when he wasn’t looking Mituna gave me a kiss, and I gave him what I could.

(Mituna’s POV)

Why did I feel this way towards my new moirail? Why did my tim, trái tim race whenever I thought about him? Why did I want him so badly? Why did I NEED him so badly? “Mituna?” Sollux asked looking at me after I’d become so quiet. “Yes Thollux?” I asked looking back at him. “You okay?” He asked. “Fine, jutht mith him..i gueth” I đã đưa ý kiến playing with my hands. “Well he’th your friend now,tho of courthe bạn can mith him Mituna” Sollux smiled at me. “No Thollux, not ath..friendth..” I trailed off. “Ath..matethpriteth?” He asked. I nodded, my cheeks a dark colour of yellow. “I thee..well one ngày Mituna, bạn thould tell him, he can’t jutht go not knowing how bạn feel” He said. “Ugh! I hate when bạn right” I scrunched my face up and crossed my arms. “Why because im your brother?” He asked. “No becauthe your younger” I sighed. “Age doethn’t mean thit to me Mituna” He đã đưa ý kiến Pulling into our driveway. “I know” I đã đưa ý kiến Running inside.

“Mituna bạn look tired” Sollux đã đưa ý kiến looking at me as I slumped down on my bed. “I am” I said. “Then thleep” He đã đưa ý kiến stripping of his shirt. “I can’t!” I whined grabbing fist fulls of my hair and pulling. “Mituna!” He yelled grabbing my hands and pulling them away from my hair. “Don’t hurt yourself pleathe” He said, it sounded hard for him to breathe. I hugged him. “Fine.” “Thank you” He đã đưa ý kiến in relief. “But Thollux, I can’t thleep” I đã đưa ý kiến sadly. “Why not ‘Tuna?” He asked. Thunder exploded and I shrieked. “Now I thee why, come thleep in giường with me then.” I nodded and crawled under the covers on his bed. I didn’t want to change out of Kurloz’s clothes, they made my stomach flutter every time I caught his scent, which was quite a lot, the feeling was almost relaxing. Sollux crawled close to me, I wrapped my arms around his neck, his around my lower abdomen. We seemed to fit together, like black and white in a ying yang. “Thollux..” I said. “Yeth Mituna?” He đã đưa ý kiến in a whisper. “I tình yêu you” I đã đưa ý kiến nuzzling my nose into his hair. “Mmm..love bạn too ‘Tuna” He đã đưa ý kiến holding me tighter.

It wasn’t Mất tích before we had both fallen asleep. But my dreams were haunted bởi him. I saw us, having a future, together. He was pulling out the stitches that held his mouth closed, I sat in front of him, tears rolling down my cheeks. What was happening? His lips covered in his blood, he hugged me, and kissed me. We did things, no things that normal moirals did, but then again neither of us were normal. He was mute, and I had brain damage. I felt a warm feeling in my abdomen, thinking it was just Sollux I let it pass. But I found the thêm he touched me, the thêm that feeling grew, I now know what it is. I tried to stop the dream, but nothing could work. I soon tried to wake up before Sollux noticed. “Mituna..Mituna..” The voice echoed. I thought it was Kurloz. But I bright light blinded me, it was Sollux calling my name. “It’th time to go to thcool” He said. “Thank god” I muttered. “What?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Nothing!” I replied quickly. He shook his head and got dressed.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog người hâm mộ character. Do bạn think it's good?
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Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 năm old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel cá and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel cá could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a tìm kiếm as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a câu hỏi since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight người hâm mộ on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. bạn can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a bình luận to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the câu hỏi had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a cú đấm in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few phút early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything bạn write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children hát in a row, then bạn sneeze and bạn fall down. Did bạn ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - bạn used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how bạn knew bạn had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - bạn know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal yêu thích of mine) hoặc a thêm scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell bạn a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe bạn can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when bạn apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny hoặc not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would bạn like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh bạn gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: bạn gonna tell me my fortune hoặc what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell bạn your fortune?


Random guy: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have bạn been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and bánh quy, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow ngẫu nhiên fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform bạn that a certain new fanpoper with the tên người dùng of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a câu hỏi saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a diễn đàn saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now bạn will not be able to find these two contributions why bạn ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if bạn want proof that she đã đưa ý kiến this check out this forum
link
Now bạn may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have được trao us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We tình yêu to be held, talked too but if bạn press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Công chúa tóc xù generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Những người bạn but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I tình yêu the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your tim, trái tim beat
Is my yêu thích lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If bạn could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my trang chủ though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes bạn happy.
I always want bạn to be happy.
I don't like it when bạn cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with bạn even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to di chuyển on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When bạn leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe bạn embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other ngày we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, bạn know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once thêm at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure bởi now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo bạn can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to tham gia F.S. bạn must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. trà is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand tiếp theo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't bạn even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, bạn need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Những người bạn then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror phim chiếu rạp coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help bạn survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where bạn are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do bạn like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do bạn like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Kỳ lân are better.

Cleverbot: Kỳ lân aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE bạn SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: bạn đã đưa ý kiến Kỳ lân aren't real. :( I thought bạn were my friend....
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