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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John đã đưa ý kiến walking in with a bowl of bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee bàn in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can bạn change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, bạn little boy” I đã đưa ý kiến ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade, I’ll go change” He đã đưa ý kiến his hands on his hips. “I’ll go call Rose, bạn can call Dave” I smiled shooing him off. I grabbed my phone and dialed Rose. “Hello?” A soft voice answered. “Rose! John and I are bored, would bạn like to come over?” I asked. “It would be my pleasure” I could just see her smiled. “Great I’ll tell John, bạn don’t mind if Dave comes over do you?” I asked. “Of course not, he is still my friend” Rose said. “Jade” John đã đưa ý kiến walking up behind me. “Hold on, I have to go Rose, come over soon” I đã đưa ý kiến hanging up. “Yes John?” I asked. “I’m nervous” He said, his hands shaking.

I heard a knock on the door and jumped up to answer it. “Hey guys!” I smiled. “Hey” Dave said. “Hello” Rose smiled. “Rose do bạn want me to invite Kanaya?” I asked. “I would be delighted if bạn did” She smiled. I heard thunder in the distance. “You two should come in” I đã đưa ý kiến moving out of the way. Rose walked in, then Dave. John sat on the couch, in shorts and a áo sơ mi that clung to his body. Dave sat bởi John, John immediately smiled. Dave brought his face close to his, they were whispering things together. “Rose, what is Kanaya’s number?” I asked. “You’ll have to get a hold of her through pesterchum” Rose replied. “Oh right, of course” I smiled sitting down bởi Rose grabbing my laptop.

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

GG: Hello Kanaya!

GA: Why Hello Jade

GG: Me, John, Dave, and Rose are all hanging out, would bạn like bạn come

GA: Why I’d Be Delighted To Jade

GA: But I Don’t Know Where bạn Live

GG: I suppose you’re right…maybe Rose can tell you!

GG: She’s always smart about these things bạn know?
GA: Yes I Know, She’s Fascinating Every Inch of Her

GG: bạn every inch of her?

GA: I Don’t Suppose bạn Were To Find Out About That

GG: No it’s fine as long as bạn guys are happy!

GA: Why Thank bạn Jade

GG: I’ll let Rose tell bạn the directions now

gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA

TT: Hello Kanaya.

GA: Hello Rose.

Rose and Kanaya talked for quite a while. “I didn’t know my house was this complicated to get to” I huffed. “Oh it’s not, I was just chatting with Kanaya” Rose smiled. Not too long after the doorbell rang. “John go with Rose to get Kanaya” I said. “Why me?” John asked looking comfortable in Dave’s lap, while Dave’s arms were wrapped around him. “Because, bạn have been sitting down, bạn need exercise. “So have you!” John fought back holding a sad look on his face. “Fine” He gave in with a sigh crawling out of Dave’s arms. “Geez Jade” Dave đã đưa ý kiến reaching for his táo, apple nước ép, nước trái cây on the table. “No not ‘geez Jade’ I don’t like bạn spending time with John” I đã đưa ý kiến getting angry. “Why not? Because bạn want to fuck him before I do?” He laughed slightly. I got up and pushed him on the ground and sat on hàng đầu, đầu trang of him. “You know that’s not what I want,” I brought my forehead to his, “but if people catch bạn two together they’ll call bạn and John bad names and beat him up, I don’t want him hurt.” “That’s great Kanaya” I heard John. Before I could move, something dropped. “John?!” I pulled away from him. “John bro it’s not what it looks like” Dave said. “Save it, I don’t give one shit anymore” John đã đưa ý kiến running out of the house, into the dark rainy night.

(Kurloz’s POV)

I had just finished changing out of the school uniform and looked out the window to see it was storming. I just shrugged and walked out to the den. Gamzee was at Tavros’s so I was alone, not that icared, I was used to being alone. Lightning struck the ground as someone knocked on the door causing an echo throughout the house. I made my way over to the door and opened it. “Kur-Kurloth?” Mituna stood there standing on his skateboard, his arms wrapped around his body, he was soaked. “Mituna you’re soaking we, come in” I signed. He nodded getting off his skateboard and picking it up. “I’m..i’m cold Kurloths” He said. “Well then strip out of those and bạn can borrow some pajamas” I signed. “But I don’t know how to take off my clotheth!” Mituna whined. “Then I ill help you” I smiled. “You would?!” Mituna smiled, hiển thị his teeth. I nodded. “Then help me pleathe” He đã đưa ý kiến standing still. Mituna was still in his school uniform, he must like them. I pulled off the mustard yellow sweater vest and the white áo sơ mi under it. I hate to admit it to myself but Mituna had a nice body, he wasn’t ripped in muscles and abs, but he was still in really good shape.

After I finished Mituna stood in black and yellow bumble bee boxers. “How cute” I smiled. “Don’t look” He đã đưa ý kiến trying to hide his shame and embarrassment. I turned around while Mituna tried to put on the pajamas I had picked for him. “I don’t think I can get them on either” Mituna đã đưa ý kiến blushing when I turned around. “It doethn’t fit” He đã đưa ý kiến getting agitated. His head was in one of the sleeve holes. I quietly laughed and helped him out of the sleeve hole. Eventually Mituna had put the pants on himself. “Don’t bạn think we should get ahold of Sollux?” I asked. Mituna looked up at me then back down at the floor. “Yeah..” He đã đưa ý kiến quietly. I grabbed my phone and gave it to Mituna as he dialed his brothers number. “Hey Thollux…Yeah I’m at Kurloth’th..i’m fine Thollux, can bạn pleathe jutht come and pick me up? I don’t think Kurloth would like me here bothering him” Mituna finished. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook me head. “I knew bạn didn’t want me here” He đã đưa ý kiến looking at the floor, like a helpless child. I hugged him tightly, and traced in his back, “Of course I want bạn here Mituna.” I took Mituna to decipher what I said, but when he did he held onto me tightly. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed. Mituna flinched in my arms. “Kurloth..” He trailed off. “Yes?” I traced in his back. “Pleath don’t let me go” He đã đưa ý kiến nuzzling my neck.

“Never” I traced. Mituna pulled away and stared at me for a second. “Is something wrong?” I signed. He shook his head and smiled. “Kurloths..” He trailed of again. I looked at him. He grabbed my face and pulled my face down, our lips meeting. He licked my lower lip asking for entrance. But my mouth was stitched closed. Once he realized this could go no further he pulled away and apologized. I shook my head and hugged him, giving his forehead my equivalent of a kiss. He wrapped his arms around waist and buried his face in my chest. Now the thunder was starting to sound like explosions right outside the house, Mituna was shaking in my arms whimpering. I started to nuzzle the side of his head and his neck, that calmed him down for a while until thêm thunder sounded. Mituna was to the point of sobbing. Where is Sollux? It’d Been an giờ since Mituna called. I pulled away from Mituna and signed, “Would bạn like to sit down?” He nodded and grabbed my hand. I sat down on the đi văng tiếp theo to him, he still shook with fear. “It’s okay” I papped him. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, his head resting on my chest, he’d still flinch when he heard thunder. After a whole other giờ like that Sollux finally knocked on the door, causing Mituna to jump. “It’s okay,” I signed, “it’s only Sollux.” “Thollux?” He asked in awe. I nodded and opened the door, Sollux was covered in water and mud. “thorry It took tho fucking long, we got stuck in the storm” He said. “It’s fine.” “I’ll get him and I out of your way, I appreciate it, Come on Mituna” He đã đưa ý kiến ushering Mituna to him. Sollux walked back to the car, when he wasn’t looking Mituna gave me a kiss, and I gave him what I could.

(Mituna’s POV)

Why did I feel this way towards my new moirail? Why did my tim, trái tim race whenever I thought about him? Why did I want him so badly? Why did I NEED him so badly? “Mituna?” Sollux asked looking at me after I’d become so quiet. “Yes Thollux?” I asked looking back at him. “You okay?” He asked. “Fine, jutht mith him..i gueth” I đã đưa ý kiến playing with my hands. “Well he’th your friend now,tho of courthe bạn can mith him Mituna” Sollux smiled at me. “No Thollux, not ath..friendth..” I trailed off. “Ath..matethpriteth?” He asked. I nodded, my cheeks a dark colour of yellow. “I thee..well one ngày Mituna, bạn thould tell him, he can’t jutht go not knowing how bạn feel” He said. “Ugh! I hate when bạn right” I scrunched my face up and crossed my arms. “Why because im your brother?” He asked. “No becauthe your younger” I sighed. “Age doethn’t mean thit to me Mituna” He đã đưa ý kiến Pulling into our driveway. “I know” I đã đưa ý kiến Running inside.

“Mituna bạn look tired” Sollux đã đưa ý kiến looking at me as I slumped down on my bed. “I am” I said. “Then thleep” He đã đưa ý kiến stripping of his shirt. “I can’t!” I whined grabbing fist fulls of my hair and pulling. “Mituna!” He yelled grabbing my hands and pulling them away from my hair. “Don’t hurt yourself pleathe” He said, it sounded hard for him to breathe. I hugged him. “Fine.” “Thank you” He đã đưa ý kiến in relief. “But Thollux, I can’t thleep” I đã đưa ý kiến sadly. “Why not ‘Tuna?” He asked. Thunder exploded and I shrieked. “Now I thee why, come thleep in giường with me then.” I nodded and crawled under the covers on his bed. I didn’t want to change out of Kurloz’s clothes, they made my stomach flutter every time I caught his scent, which was quite a lot, the feeling was almost relaxing. Sollux crawled close to me, I wrapped my arms around his neck, his around my lower abdomen. We seemed to fit together, like black and white in a ying yang. “Thollux..” I said. “Yeth Mituna?” He đã đưa ý kiến in a whisper. “I tình yêu you” I đã đưa ý kiến nuzzling my nose into his hair. “Mmm..love bạn too ‘Tuna” He đã đưa ý kiến holding me tighter.

It wasn’t Mất tích before we had both fallen asleep. But my dreams were haunted bởi him. I saw us, having a future, together. He was pulling out the stitches that held his mouth closed, I sat in front of him, tears rolling down my cheeks. What was happening? His lips covered in his blood, he hugged me, and kissed me. We did things, no things that normal moirals did, but then again neither of us were normal. He was mute, and I had brain damage. I felt a warm feeling in my abdomen, thinking it was just Sollux I let it pass. But I found the thêm he touched me, the thêm that feeling grew, I now know what it is. I tried to stop the dream, but nothing could work. I soon tried to wake up before Sollux noticed. “Mituna..Mituna..” The voice echoed. I thought it was Kurloz. But I bright light blinded me, it was Sollux calling my name. “It’th time to go to thcool” He said. “Thank god” I muttered. “What?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Nothing!” I replied quickly. He shook his head and got dressed.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?


1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed bởi your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct hoặc alter.

3-Experience...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, Kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if bạn spare him, he later tries to kill bạn anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the tiếp theo fix,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits tiếp theo to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Những người bạn make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the tim, trái tim of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached bởi the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!
 KEK WILLS IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own email account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in giáng sinh of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the email and mật khẩu to create my own Google account and bình luận on YouTube videos. I liked đọc other people's các bình luận (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...
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posted by twinklestar11
My yêu thích singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping hoặc listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was hát when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case bạn missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this bài viết series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and ngẫu nhiên scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked bạn all for ideas in the các bình luận section below! That's also how this hiển thị has been running since Episode 2, so if bạn like this series, then don't forget to người hâm mộ and leave a bình luận below on what bạn guys and gals want me to create in the tiếp theo episode!

And with that being...
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Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made bởi very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes video frequently so bạn don't have to worry about running out of video to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of video where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the tiêu đề of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in thêm cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important câu hỏi of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, bạn don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 năm old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can bạn get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are em bé ugly at first?
"How about you...
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added by shaneoohmac13
So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach bạn what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF bạn HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if bạn have no life, bạn know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if bạn do it, you'll have a life. And if bạn have a life, then bạn wouldn't...
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added by ace2000
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE bạn AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let bạn go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, bạn and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck bạn for being interested in things, bạn stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, bạn guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do bạn want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza, bánh pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings bạn want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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