-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"
-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"
-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' hoặc 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."
-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over bởi a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."
-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"
-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' hoặc 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."
-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over bởi a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new rùa, con rùa sandwich, bánh sandwich this week. But I am nghề viết văn this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought thêm about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between phim chiếu rạp and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch phim chiếu rạp far thêm often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city bạn might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make thêm time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought thêm about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between phim chiếu rạp and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch phim chiếu rạp far thêm often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city bạn might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make thêm time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude các bình luận to yourself. I hope bạn like it and please tell me what bạn think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper hoặc self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are đắng, cay đắng but the trái cây is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which bạn can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are đắng, cay đắng but the trái cây is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which bạn can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming hoặc seem polite. hoặc he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, hoặc worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear thêm of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? hoặc simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a một phút then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.