-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"
-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"
-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' hoặc 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."
-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over bởi a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."
-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"
-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' hoặc 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."
-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette replies,"Go stand in the middle of that road with your eyes closed, and don't move." The blonde complies, and as a result, she is run over bởi a truck. The brunette starts saying,"Fifty-seven, fifty-seven, fifty-seven..."
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the tim, trái tim of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached bởi the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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