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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if bạn say Vietnam he'll stab bạn with a fork
if bạn say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
bạn can't stop him no matter what
if bạn call for help he'll stab bạn in the butt.
Never run because bạn know he'll catch you
he might torture hoặc just plain kill you.
Run for cover, thêm like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if bạn run hoặc cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
bạn better pray to god that bạn don't blow his top.
He might rip bạn to pieces hoặc snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
bạn better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make bạn into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if bạn see him bạn better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
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added by 27-5
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I tình yêu her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, hoặc movie. Please bình luận and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The thiên nga Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts hoặc beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but không hoàn toàn, bộ quần áo, slacks off when it comes to their yêu thích ti vi show. So the student tells herself that watching the ti vi helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people báo cáo experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If bạn live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Những người bạn along for company, hoặc just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect bạn to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.


3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.


8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.



9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my tim, trái tim that we shouldn't have to change hoặc selves hoặc stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our tim, trái tim is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make bạn stronger.For example if bạn want to be a singer be a singer,If bạn want to be an Artist be an artist.If bạn want to be different and original than be original because bạn have to fulfill your dreams.If bạn stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy hoặc complete and you'll let the hater win bởi giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, hoặc being a creep, bạn will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks bạn can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.

Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the danh sách would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are bạn remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Những người bạn together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves bạn more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out bạn hate someone. No, not just hate. bạn FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, bạn wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then bạn be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an bài viết - How to Say "I tình yêu you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I tình yêu you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a danh sách why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their thực phẩm (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick đít, mông, ass in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My yêu thích Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend tình yêu the mall but what makes it thêm fun are the following

-When your Mất tích looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could bạn please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When bạn go into a store adress your friend bởi a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if bạn go into one of those store that plays the âm nhạc REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but bạn and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about ngẫu nhiên things. like terrorists hoặc something

Have fun with Những người bạn at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if bạn can try the harmomonica hoặc the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
Western films, phim chiếu rạp about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, phim chiếu rạp about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck đã đưa ý kiến “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where súng were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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