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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if bạn say Vietnam he'll stab bạn with a fork
if bạn say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
bạn can't stop him no matter what
if bạn call for help he'll stab bạn in the butt.
Never run because bạn know he'll catch you
he might torture hoặc just plain kill you.
Run for cover, thêm like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if bạn run hoặc cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
bạn better pray to god that bạn don't blow his top.
He might rip bạn to pieces hoặc snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
bạn better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make bạn into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if bạn see him bạn better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This người hâm mộ story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and đã đưa ý kiến "How's it going?"

She đã đưa ý kiến "Bad and I won't tell bạn why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow đã đưa ý kiến "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically đã đưa ý kiến "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon đã đưa ý kiến "Sister...
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added by PsychoTeddy
Source: Sugar Glider
I'm nghề viết văn this bài viết because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner hoặc later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell bạn my yêu thích yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a ngẫu nhiên emoji bởi dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The ngẫu nhiên emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her tình yêu handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are thêm chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the thực phẩm they eat.

7-The hair of polar chịu, gấu is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 năm old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 năm old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, bạn should know that I've thêm than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone hoặc in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years cách đây I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few phút of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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added by 3xZ
(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing thêm than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 năm old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring bạn to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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