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1. Every ngày at school is the same
2. bạn never know if your braids look digusting hoặc not
3. bạn are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. bạn would like to think that people notice hoặc even think about bạn but bạn are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows hoặc cares about
5. bạn worry people will write nasty các bình luận on your fanpop bài viết that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all bạn do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When bạn only really have like 3 Những người bạn at school and 2 of them are also your twin sisters friends
8. When teachers dont like bạn because bạn are so awkward
9. bạn always look messy and ugly
10. People expect bạn to be loud and ghetto because your black
11. bạn stick out in a bad way because your not
12. Other black people dont like bạn because your not
13. At school strangers always give bạn dirty looks for no reason
14. bạn have no idea how to make friends
15. bạn only have Những người bạn in 1st and 2nd period
16. You've never been kissed hoặc had a boyfriend
17. Only 2 guys have ever told bạn your pretty
18. The only time of the ngày bạn look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to is the night when bạn can sleep and have dreams that are better than reality
posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds bạn of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his búp bê barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his trang chủ adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he các câu trả lời he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the nguồn of much amusement.

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"If bạn are a burglar, then we're probably at trang chủ cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's an toàn, két an toàn to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write hoặc draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on hoặc off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to hiển thị the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of bạn just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell bạn all these: What dates & Why bạn don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's ngày
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday hoặc the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, bạn know how if bạn see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why bạn ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would bạn want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 năm old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. bạn fall down the stairs.

2. A cây falls down on you.

3. A loài đà mã ở nam mỹ, llama spits in your face.

4. bạn eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. bạn are making out with a person and then bạn trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your cái gối, gối gets a face and bites bạn head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate bạn and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, bạn get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that bạn are going to die, then bạn die.

11. When bạn are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying ngẫu nhiên things until u cry laughing
5. continue đọc this
6. Walk up to siblings and say ngẫu nhiên things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up chim giẻ cùi, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add ngẫu nhiên people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are bạn addicted? Are bạn a super fan? Are bạn just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are bạn on fanpop too much?

1. bạn see something bạn like, and think Oh, I want to người hâm mộ that club!

2. bạn start shipping people bạn know hoặc see.

3. bạn hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. bạn hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. bạn hear something and bạn want to bình luận on it.

6. bạn have great ideas of something bạn should post on fanpop at completely ngẫu nhiên times of day.

7. bạn get a new yêu thích and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will bạn marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no thêm đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and bạn have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely ngẫu nhiên things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as bạn can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as bạn can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend bạn try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT hoặc IT WON'T WORK AND bạn WILL WISH bạn HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK bạn OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT bạn ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise bạn WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. tiếp theo to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS bạn WANT. ~ 3....
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The hàng đầu, đầu trang six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as bạn have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command hoặc File Name" is about as informative as

"If bạn don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as bạn make a commitment to one, bạn find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around bạn has an attitude problem
2.your adding Sô cô la chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything bạn say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive bạn crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and bạn just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to cú đấm someone without a reason
12.if bạn start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if bạn were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give bạn 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so bạn know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Công chúa tóc xù who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Công chúa tóc xù had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that bạn just wanna cú đấm in the face , then someohow , bạn end up in a relationship with them , bạn fall in tình yêu , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing bạn want to burn either (:]) Well if bạn still have feelings for that person im gonna help bạn get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap bạn guys (: , ohk so bạn could first start off bởi doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave bạn on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be được trao LIFE in prison without the possibility hoặc parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet mãng xà, trăn, python refused to eat it was được trao three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD hiển thị Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the mãng xà, trăn, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the mãng xà, trăn, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf hoặc date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the tiếp theo time.....thank u all for đọc this..and plz bình luận ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think hoặc relate to these, in some way hoặc another:

-When bạn forget someone's name bạn wait for someone else to say it so bạn don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't xóa my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and bạn are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are bạn kidding me?' even though bạn know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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