ngẫu nhiên Article: 18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every ngày at school is the same
2. bạn never know if your braids look digusting hoặc not
3. bạn are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. bạn would like to think that people notice hoặc even think about bạn but bạn are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows hoặc cares about
5. bạn worry people will write nasty các bình luận on your fanpop bài viết that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all bạn do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When bạn only really have like 3 Những người bạn at school and 2 of them are also your twin sisters friends
8. When teachers dont like bạn because bạn are so awkward
9. bạn always look messy and ugly
10. People expect bạn to be loud and ghetto because your black
11. bạn stick out in a bad way because your not
12. Other black people dont like bạn because your not
13. At school strangers always give bạn dirty looks for no reason
14. bạn have no idea how to make friends
15. bạn only have Những người bạn in 1st and 2nd period
16. You've never been kissed hoặc had a boyfriend
17. Only 2 guys have ever told bạn your pretty
18. The only time of the ngày bạn look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to is the night when bạn can sleep and have dreams that are better than reality

deathding, carsfan and 1 other like this

carsfan I can relate to most of those... but Im not black... but I still relate...

fillassunshine that's sad..people are always so judgemental! but don't worry,it will get better, just have some cofidence.

msfit39 wow my spelling sucks. hold on imma edit it.

dxcgleek3 i can relate to some of these...like being the quiet one. Dont be so upset. I bet ur gonna grow up to be someone and you'll forget about the ignorants looking down on u.

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Lời khuyên for guys :P (because they REALLY need it)!!!!!

posted by teamsalvatore98

1.we hate it when bạn grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when bạn cheat,we hate bạn and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like bạn understand PMS,because bạn dont.So stop diễn xuất like it.

4.when bạn stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and bạn get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So bạn may as well stfu.

5.when bạn flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if bạn arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like bạn dont care.We want...

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Bored in Class, hoặc just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your Những người bạn then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask các câu hỏi so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s các câu hỏi in slow motion 2)Answer các câu hỏi only with one word
3)Scream ngẫu nhiên words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” hoặc “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer các câu hỏi in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Mallory101

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."

7. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...

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Do's and Don'ts If bạn Have Gotten Mất tích

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway bạn never take, hoặc teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Mất tích to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see bạn crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person hoặc kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the tiêu đề says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Những người bạn đã đưa ý kiến that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley bạn remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex bạn remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did bạn get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have bạn know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few giây later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating bạn this way and bạn know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo hoặc yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome hoặc disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious hoặc vile; an action that arouses disgust hoặc abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with bạn at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak bạn soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different đường phố, street in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made bạn feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of trang chủ that it always gave me. I also made new Những người bạn immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) bởi A trái chuối, chuối

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a trái chuối, chuối strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the danh sách bạn have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the trái chuối, chuối peel. Bananas like to be wackos and hiển thị themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if bạn are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse.
"So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did bạn get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been được trao your share !

HE: Will bạn come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make bạn very happy
SHE: Why? Are bạn leaving?

HE: What would bạn say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If tình yêu is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should bạn believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that chó tình yêu to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at bạn if bạn blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a cây falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole con vịt, vịt

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the tiếp theo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The thêm it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying bạn should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the các bình luận which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz bạn hate America."

3. When bạn go to the princible's office, and when he asks why bạn were sent, say, "I wrote that bạn sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam các câu trả lời

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited bởi mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah món tráng miệng and traveled bởi Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an táo, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bánh mỳ, bánh mì which is bánh mỳ, bánh mì made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

bạn came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one ngày embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I tình yêu the special bond that we beutifully share,
I tình yêu the way bạn hiển thị u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever an toàn, két an toàn within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When bạn meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't bạn try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer bơ Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as bạn can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when bạn laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...