I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến every room in the hotel was for sex. I đã đưa ý kiến "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."
Part II
One ngày I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But bạn don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I đã đưa ý kiến "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge đã đưa ý kiến "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are bạn doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I đã đưa ý kiến "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến every room in the hotel was for sex. I đã đưa ý kiến "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."
Part II
One ngày I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But bạn don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I đã đưa ý kiến "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge đã đưa ý kiến "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge đã đưa ý kiến "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are bạn doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I đã đưa ý kiến "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!
SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA sung NEWTONS!
Remember to bình luận your câu hỏi and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a ngẫu nhiên moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!
SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA sung NEWTONS!
Remember to bình luận your câu hỏi and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a ngẫu nhiên moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed
charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i người đi đòi nợ, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do bạn not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice bạn rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no bạn are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....
End of part 1
charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i người đi đòi nợ, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do bạn not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice bạn rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no bạn are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....
End of part 1