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posted by lucius_malloy
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Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer at trang chủ when (s)he came across the option to bình luận on something hoặc the other -- completely anonymously. And so (s)he let 'er rip, and typed out one of the các bình luận that had almost made his/her head explode when (s)he had to restrain his/herself and not say a word. (S)he really went all out, and moved throughout the website, making negative các bình luận on anything and everything (s)he could find. It gave him/her a kind of perverse satisfaction, as if (s)he were finally getting back at the bullies for all those years of torment.
Now, the internet is a big place, but trends (aka memes) spread quickly, and some people identified with him/her and decided to start their own brand of cyber-retaliation. The idea spread, and spread, until eventually it got the name trolling, as (s)he once told someone that they're uglier than a mountain troll. This person was, of course, outraged, and responded with the standard first-grade comment: WELL bạn ARE A TROLL! (S)he mulled over this a bit, and so was born the term troll, a universal term describing those who partake in unnecessary cyber-bullying/cyber-annoying/cyber-anything. However, even though trollism (as the followers called their 'cult') spread, the anonymous sad little he-she who started the whole thing is still revered as a leader and nguồn of inspiration. His/her identity is a great secret, and will only be revealed to a potential troll once he hoặc she has proved their worth.
Eventually, (s)he started noticing that a lot of people got annoyed when someone was unable to spell words correctly hoặc grasp even the most basic grammar rules, and so (s)he began to typ lyk dis, something most (sane-ish) people on the internet abhor and avoid as if it were avian flu, hoặc maybe AIDS. The message was sent around to all the mini-trolls via their super-secret TMN (Troll Mail Network), and so began the even now continuing period of typin lyk dis, the period of time in which trolls are stronger than ever before. It is also a time where trolls, encouraged as always bởi the anonymous (s)he, try to make their statements and ideas as outrageous and nonsensical as humanly (or rather trolly) possible simply to get a rise out of the sane-ish people on the internets.
This is why, my friends, we must unite in a league of correct spelling and grammar, with a side-order of ideas even remotely in the sane end of the spectrum and do our level best to ignore the trolls, as they only gain momentum from that.
Occasionally telling them, ever-so-politely, to fuck off, however, is perfectly allowed and sometimes even necessary. (Besides, bạn know bạn want to).

And that is the story of how trolls came to be. I had way too much fun with it. (c) Malloy.
1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's xe đẩy, giỏ hàng
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When bạn are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When bạn are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When bạn are dating..... He takes bạn out to have a good time.
When bạn are married ....He brings trang chủ a 6 pack, and says "What are bạn going to drink?"

When bạn are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When bạn are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When bạn are dating..... A Single giường for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When bạn are married ....A King size giường feels like an army cot.

When bạn are dating..... bạn are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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Hi, fanpop friends. These are some ngẫu nhiên bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My yêu thích holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My yêu thích actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My yêu thích actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been nghề viết văn regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with nghề viết văn romantic stories.

* I'm not a người hâm mộ of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My yêu thích film genres include animation,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie tiêu đề made bởi fighting game những người hâm mộ for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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