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posted by lucius_malloy
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Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer at trang chủ when (s)he came across the option to bình luận on something hoặc the other -- completely anonymously. And so (s)he let 'er rip, and typed out one of the các bình luận that had almost made his/her head explode when (s)he had to restrain his/herself and not say a word. (S)he really went all out, and moved throughout the website, making negative các bình luận on anything and everything (s)he could find. It gave him/her a kind of perverse satisfaction, as if (s)he were finally getting back at the bullies for all those years of torment.
Now, the internet is a big place, but trends (aka memes) spread quickly, and some people identified with him/her and decided to start their own brand of cyber-retaliation. The idea spread, and spread, until eventually it got the name trolling, as (s)he once told someone that they're uglier than a mountain troll. This person was, of course, outraged, and responded with the standard first-grade comment: WELL bạn ARE A TROLL! (S)he mulled over this a bit, and so was born the term troll, a universal term describing those who partake in unnecessary cyber-bullying/cyber-annoying/cyber-anything. However, even though trollism (as the followers called their 'cult') spread, the anonymous sad little he-she who started the whole thing is still revered as a leader and nguồn of inspiration. His/her identity is a great secret, and will only be revealed to a potential troll once he hoặc she has proved their worth.
Eventually, (s)he started noticing that a lot of people got annoyed when someone was unable to spell words correctly hoặc grasp even the most basic grammar rules, and so (s)he began to typ lyk dis, something most (sane-ish) people on the internet abhor and avoid as if it were avian flu, hoặc maybe AIDS. The message was sent around to all the mini-trolls via their super-secret TMN (Troll Mail Network), and so began the even now continuing period of typin lyk dis, the period of time in which trolls are stronger than ever before. It is also a time where trolls, encouraged as always bởi the anonymous (s)he, try to make their statements and ideas as outrageous and nonsensical as humanly (or rather trolly) possible simply to get a rise out of the sane-ish people on the internets.
This is why, my friends, we must unite in a league of correct spelling and grammar, with a side-order of ideas even remotely in the sane end of the spectrum and do our level best to ignore the trolls, as they only gain momentum from that.
Occasionally telling them, ever-so-politely, to fuck off, however, is perfectly allowed and sometimes even necessary. (Besides, bạn know bạn want to).

And that is the story of how trolls came to be. I had way too much fun with it. (c) Malloy.
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when bạn ask someone for something and they try to annoy bạn because they have it and bạn don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give bạn work bạn have to do at trang chủ and bạn have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Những người bạn call saying they'll come over and never hiển thị up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own trang chủ and being controlled bởi your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if bạn make one "dirty" hoặc "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at trang chủ with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in tình yêu for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really tình yêu him, but I think that he really does tình yêu me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL bạn MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a ngẫu nhiên book I was nghề viết văn about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and đã đưa ý kiến I could write a book hoặc something. This is the first chapter, so I'd tình yêu it if bạn could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things bạn liked, things that didn't make...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell bạn a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told bạn to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If bạn die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The được ưa chuộng girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my áo sơ mi on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If bạn are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some ngẫu nhiên guy/girl = Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
bạn = Yes and this one will be too if bạn sit here.

I'll write thêm soon!!!
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LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether hoặc not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, một giây of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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