Help Jack off his horse (fun puzzle gaym)

How to playe
1. Read za situation below und attempt to sink of a solution to das problem.
2. Ist only hypothetikal puzzle.
3. Beste ansir wins.
4. No prize. Veri sorri.

Das situashion:
Der năm ist 1837. Jack, a sub-standard rooty tootie Amerikan cowboi, ist riding akross das Mississippi state ven all uv osudden somesing frightening his horse. :O Jack looses kontrol und finds ichself holding on fer deer lyfe. Jack must fhind out how to hault safely (wisout bodie injuries) und get off das horse for freedom.

The simple problem. Help Jack off.

Guten luck!!!