SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 2

posted by Canada24

Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise bạn won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.

PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

quả anh đào, anh đào Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did bạn see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give bạn a một giây chance, but deep down, they never forget..

Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.

Trixie: [sighs]

Starlight Glimmer: What is it?

Trixie: I heard what Twilight đã đưa ý kiến about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if bạn didn't want to be friends.

Starlight Glimmer: Are bạn kidding?! You're the first ngựa con, ngựa, pony I've met who has any idea how I feel! Except Saten, (playfully) but I don't really get what bạn see in him.

Trixie: I was bullied at school.. He stood up for me. I never forgot that.. Thought it meant something.. Turns out it didn't. He liked AppleJack.. But after I told him how I felt about him, he felt so guilty about hurting my feelings, that he dated me anyway.. Tuns out it worked for the best.

Starlight: Yeah..

Trixie: Want to help me unpack my wagon?

Starlight: Of coarse.

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And So it Begins

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several thêm ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Giải cứu thế giới tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - xin chào I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if bạn hit it book he is down and bạn win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform bạn that Eggman keeps attacking more, and thêm of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have thêm bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

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Source: (facebook, joyreactor)

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: (facebook, joyreactor)

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that tình yêu cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal đường phố, street racers, hoặc cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when bạn go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if bạn take a look at the map, bạn will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are ngọn lửa, chữa cháy departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, được ưa chuộng for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

CHiPs 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: bạn tình yêu it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope bạn don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A giống ngựa rừng ở mể tây cơ, mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, tiếp theo to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. tiếp theo your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do bạn three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia ngựa con, ngựa, pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next ngày

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There bạn are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together bởi love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, tình yêu would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's tìm kiếm for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes bạn realize that everybody is...

Discord

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me bạn have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will bạn look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now bạn find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...