FI - Gentelmans we will di chuyển onto bigger shit from now.
giờ : 06:28
FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.
Location : Canterlot
FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want bạn to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only bạn and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.
Action Start
*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops hoặc what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds bạn degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 phút later-
Damien - *close van doors* Nicley done.
FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.
Dimitri - Good ngày my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt bạn are in if bạn gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and bạn will bring me millions to offshore account. bạn guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want bạn to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what bạn can do. I hope bạn will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment bạn can take anything bạn want from places I send bạn - Jewellery, Money hoặc even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell bạn what's mine and what bạn can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.
TBC
giờ : 06:28
FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.
Location : Canterlot
FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want bạn to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only bạn and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.
Action Start
*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops hoặc what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds bạn degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 phút later-
Damien - *close van doors* Nicley done.
FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.
Dimitri - Good ngày my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt bạn are in if bạn gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and bạn will bring me millions to offshore account. bạn guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want bạn to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what bạn can do. I hope bạn will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment bạn can take anything bạn want from places I send bạn - Jewellery, Money hoặc even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell bạn what's mine and what bạn can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.
TBC
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why bạn should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all bạn did was hiển thị up, sit down, and say "that's why bạn should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give bạn twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told bạn my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why bạn should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all bạn did was hiển thị up, sit down, and say "that's why bạn should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give bạn twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told bạn my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One thêm cú đấm will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued