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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on, so be careful.
Adrenaline: Are we going to shoot and run?
Larry: Yeah.
Adrenaline: *pulls out his Tommygun for when the elevator opens*
Larry: *Walks out of the elevator as the door opens* They're in this room down the hallway. *Goes left*
Adrenaline: *Goes towards the room*
Larry: Shoot through the door.
Adrenaline: Well alright. *Shoots thirty bullets through the door*
Larry: *Slowly opens door*
Mondoro ngựa con, ngựa, pony 8: *Returns fire*
Larry: *Opens door, and takes cover tiếp theo to it. He shoots two bullets, and hits the pony* How many did we get?
Adrenaline: Not enough. *Shoots a few bullets through a couch, killing another pony* Now we got ten. This job is over.
Larry: Done, and done. The Don's gonna be pleased with our success. *Leaves hotel*
Adrenaline: *Leaves as well*

On the way back, Larry drove past a stadium where destruction derbies took place.

Pony: *By the entrance of the stadium holding a megaphone* If bạn wanna be a driver in the destruction derby, sign up now!
Larry: I heard that's a great way to earn money. Race cars while smashing them.
Adrenaline: Ever been in one?
Larry: Yeah, I've tried it a couple of times. I'm not that good. Maybe bạn could give it a shot. *Arrives at Castalini's house*
Adrenaline: Yeah, I should.
Larry: Do bạn wanna do it after we talk to the Don?
Adrenaline: I'm up for it. *Goes up to the Don's house*
Larry: *Turns off his car, and follows Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: *Rings the doorbell*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* Is it done?
Larry: Yes.
Don Castalini: Alright, come in.
Adrenaline: *Enters*
Larry: *Follows Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Sit down bởi the television.
Larry & Adrenaline: *Sits on đi văng tiếp theo to the ti vi set*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, get us the champagne.
Waiter: Which one sir?
Don Castalini: The Saint Marceaux, 1901.
Waiter: Very good sir. *Goes to get champagne*
Adrenaline: So what's up?
Don Castalini: bạn got the job done, so I wanted to give bạn boys some champagne.
Larry: Is that all?
Don Castalini: No. We have a situation with the Scaletta family. They're trying to protect two ponies that'll tell the FBI about these illegal drug deals we've been doing on the east coast of this island. Tomorrow at Lahaina, 9 AM, bạn will kill the two ponies. They're both Negroes, and the last time we saw them, they were wearing purple Luật sư đấu trí with yellow ties.
Larry: We'll keep an eye out for them.
Don Castalini: Good.
Waiter: *Brings champagne*
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph. Why don't bạn take a break, and enjoy the weather outside?
Waiter: Very good sir. *Exits the house*
Don Castalini: Now that we're alone, I gotta tell bạn something that only the three of us can know.
Adrenaline: What is it?
Don Castalini: This is very important. In three days, the police will get a shipment of Kodachromes bởi Dodge. They're brand new, and must be destroyed before they can even be used. bạn have three days until the cops get 'em to have 'em destroyed.
Larry: We can do that.
Adrenaline: Sounds good.
Don Castalini: Fantastic. Enjoy the champagne.

2 B Continued
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask bạn a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that bạn wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a người hâm mộ of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, hoặc something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello bạn two, what can I help bạn with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, bạn decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after cầu vồng Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do bạn know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want bạn to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go bởi the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would bạn like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that bạn threatened to beat her up if bạn saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have bạn seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't bạn have some drinks with me? You'll tình yêu it.
Bob: How many did bạn have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would bạn like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would bạn want to beat...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our Giải cứu thế giới regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a cá as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity đã đưa ý kiến slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The thêm he walked the thêm trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a một giây after being seen bởi Jeff.

"What did bạn say your Những người bạn looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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