Just outside of the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury
Jim: *In an alleyway, examining the weapons* bạn three did really well.
Gordon: Thank bạn sir.
Sam: Thanks.
Case Cracker: Took out a few of them too.
Jim: Alright. Good work. *Walks away*
Sam: Now, here's a job I want bạn to do for me. There's a nice Lightningbird I really want somewhere in the Fillmore District. The l bird that I want is white, with black wheels. Make sure the owner of the car doesn't catch you, because he's really crazy.
Gordon: How crazy?
Sam: Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Case Cracker: Ok then.
Sam: Good luck. Take one car to get there.
Gordon: Wanna use mine?
Case Cracker: Sure, bạn could pay for the gas too.
While they got in Gordon's car, Gordon thought about what Sam said.
Sam: *In Gordon's mind* Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Gordon: Case, did bạn ever hear about the hiển thị Taxi? With Danny Devito, and Christopher Lloyd?
Case Cracker: Yeah, didn't watch it much though.
Gordon: *Enters the Fillmore District* Look for a Wrestler with black wheels. *Drives while looking for the car*
Case Cracker: We ain't lookin' for a Wrestler man.
Gordon: Shit, I forgot. We're looking for a Lightningbird. *Turns left* It should be here somewhere.
Case Cracker: There it is.
Gordon: *Stops* Alright buddy, good luck.
Case Cracker: *Gets out and attempts to pick the car's lock*
Black Pony: Hey! What are bạn doin' to my car?!
Gordon: I'll distract him! *Drives away*
Black Pony: *Running after Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Turns around*
Black Pony: *On the street* Yeah, bạn better come back nigga. Get yo đít, mông, ass back here!
Gordon: *Runs over the black pony*
Case Cracker: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Gordon: *Backs up so he can talk to Case Cracker* Got it?
Case Cracker: Yeah man, get going.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Follows*
They arrived at Sam's place
Case Cracker: *Stops the car in front of Sam's house*
Gordon: *Stops behind Case Cracker*
Sam: *Walks out of his house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car*
Sam: *Sees Case Cracker* Nice work.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. How much do we get for this?
Sam: Here's twelve grand for the both of you.
Case Cracker: *Takes the $24,000, and gives Gordon his half* Might hit this at the bar later.
Sam: Can I go with you?
Gordon: I'd like to tham gia bạn too.
Case Cracker: Yeah, definitely.
Gordon: Awesome.
Sam: We'll all go in Gordon's Wrestler. This may be a two door muscle car, but it's got four seats.
Gordon: Sit in the back.
Sam: Okay. *Gets in the back*
Case Cracker: *Sits down tiếp theo to Gordon*
Gordon: *Drives for the bar*
2 B Continued
Jim: *In an alleyway, examining the weapons* bạn three did really well.
Gordon: Thank bạn sir.
Sam: Thanks.
Case Cracker: Took out a few of them too.
Jim: Alright. Good work. *Walks away*
Sam: Now, here's a job I want bạn to do for me. There's a nice Lightningbird I really want somewhere in the Fillmore District. The l bird that I want is white, with black wheels. Make sure the owner of the car doesn't catch you, because he's really crazy.
Gordon: How crazy?
Sam: Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Case Cracker: Ok then.
Sam: Good luck. Take one car to get there.
Gordon: Wanna use mine?
Case Cracker: Sure, bạn could pay for the gas too.
While they got in Gordon's car, Gordon thought about what Sam said.
Sam: *In Gordon's mind* Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Gordon: Case, did bạn ever hear about the hiển thị Taxi? With Danny Devito, and Christopher Lloyd?
Case Cracker: Yeah, didn't watch it much though.
Gordon: *Enters the Fillmore District* Look for a Wrestler with black wheels. *Drives while looking for the car*
Case Cracker: We ain't lookin' for a Wrestler man.
Gordon: Shit, I forgot. We're looking for a Lightningbird. *Turns left* It should be here somewhere.
Case Cracker: There it is.
Gordon: *Stops* Alright buddy, good luck.
Case Cracker: *Gets out and attempts to pick the car's lock*
Black Pony: Hey! What are bạn doin' to my car?!
Gordon: I'll distract him! *Drives away*
Black Pony: *Running after Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Turns around*
Black Pony: *On the street* Yeah, bạn better come back nigga. Get yo đít, mông, ass back here!
Gordon: *Runs over the black pony*
Case Cracker: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Gordon: *Backs up so he can talk to Case Cracker* Got it?
Case Cracker: Yeah man, get going.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Follows*
They arrived at Sam's place
Case Cracker: *Stops the car in front of Sam's house*
Gordon: *Stops behind Case Cracker*
Sam: *Walks out of his house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car*
Sam: *Sees Case Cracker* Nice work.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. How much do we get for this?
Sam: Here's twelve grand for the both of you.
Case Cracker: *Takes the $24,000, and gives Gordon his half* Might hit this at the bar later.
Sam: Can I go with you?
Gordon: I'd like to tham gia bạn too.
Case Cracker: Yeah, definitely.
Gordon: Awesome.
Sam: We'll all go in Gordon's Wrestler. This may be a two door muscle car, but it's got four seats.
Gordon: Sit in the back.
Sam: Okay. *Gets in the back*
Case Cracker: *Sits down tiếp theo to Gordon*
Gordon: *Drives for the bar*
2 B Continued
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE cỏ khô, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Nữ hoàng băng giá for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. bạn can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE cỏ khô, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Nữ hoàng băng giá for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. bạn can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who bạn calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot bởi a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who bạn calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot bởi a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a đám mây of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Những người bạn don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a đám mây of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Những người bạn don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.