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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is tham gia this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when bạn get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, bạn get kicked out of the lobby bởi the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*

As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both tham gia the cop server.

Mortomis: bạn know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*

The đang tải screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.

Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought bạn wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: bạn need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on hàng đầu, đầu trang of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, bạn can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe

Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are bạn doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can hiển thị me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving bạn drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: bạn mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No bạn bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give bạn two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If bạn get one thêm ticket, the host will kick bạn out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the tường which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did bạn push me into the wall?
Kadillack: bạn were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but bạn ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, bạn do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving bạn a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!

90 giây later

98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving bạn a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: bạn got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope bạn tham gia my lobby again.

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crowd: He seems good so far
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crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
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Con: I have to go

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Rarity: What are bạn going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

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Rain: Right.
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