Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our hiển thị today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see bạn again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic cầu vồng as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got thêm reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are bạn sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I đã đưa ý kiến giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* xin chào Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. thêm ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If thêm ponies đã đưa ý kiến World War 2 never existed, would bạn believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think bạn should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our hiển thị today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see bạn again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic cầu vồng as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got thêm reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are bạn sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I đã đưa ý kiến giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* xin chào Alex, is a monster a giant?
Alex: Yes.
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. thêm ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If thêm ponies đã đưa ý kiến World War 2 never existed, would bạn believe them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: I think bạn should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
Audience: *Laughing*
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Gets to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Giant: No.
Jack: Then shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Những người bạn but i forgive bạn now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed bạn to do bạn need any help dashy"
"ya can bạn um(looks aroud) can bạn clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back bạn must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE bạn SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"