Flash Sentry Rant Part 2! - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be thêm swearing than last time (And it'll be thêm intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

bạn all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls hươu con, nâu vàng, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...

"If he has no flaws, why don't bạn make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? bạn know stupid that sounds?

"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.

"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, bạn need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".

Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to con nhện, nhện Man. con nhện, nhện Man has flaws, and he's a better character!

con nhện, nhện Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.

con nhện, nhện Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated bởi J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm được ưa chuộng and like sports.

con nhện, nhện Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in tình yêu with the first girl I see.

Now...I need to get some thoughts out...

FLASH SENTRY, IF bạn CAN READ THIS, bạn HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! bạn HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE bánh mỳ, bánh mì HAS thêm VARIETY THAN YOU! bạn DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT bạn TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! bạn ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, bạn MOTHERF***ER!

bạn NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!

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My yêu thích characters out of MLP

posted by Dudespie

10. Spike the dragon
Spike is like Twilight Sparkle's little minion. Spike has bad luck, as seen in season 4. I think spike should get better treatment from the writers

9. Celestia
Celestia is number nine because she's kinda perfect... Celestia has all the power (well, almost all of the power) and can do anything. She's mysterious and uncharted. She's only on my danh sách cause she's sisters with Luna....

8. Fluttershy
Fluttershy is number eight because I can relate to a lot of her problems. Fluttershy is sweet, and I admire her kindness, plus, she's a troll.

7. Derpy!
I know Derpy isn't an official character,...

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Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.

Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss...

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MLP Roleplaying Shenanigans

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest Những người bạn named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, cupcake shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the tiếp theo song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing bởi front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are bạn da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No thêm than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title screen! Yay! :D

A not so long time cách đây in a world ruled bởi ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with cầu vồng Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a không gian station, called the Death Egg, and they needed thêm money to finish building this death defying không gian station.

To make thêm money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have bạn worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do bạn think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything bạn dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, hoặc just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* bạn know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering thêm speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

DM&IR Yellowstone

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering bạn my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but bạn know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...

Swimming Pool

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

Crystal Kiss

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where ngẫu nhiên ponies ask for ngẫu nhiên items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: bạn know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time bạn should have the rau xà lách, salad with me mum.
Emily: rau xà lách, salad sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the miếng bò hầm, bít tết sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)

The tiếp theo day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: xin chào Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a ghế, chỗ ngồi in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift bạn have được trao me, and I want to thank...

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The last solstice - Chapter 37: Fair trade

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade

The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...

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The last solstice - Chapter 36: Flashpoint

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint

Two days... It was thêm than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Mất tích in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...

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Equestria: Dark Tmes Intro

posted by SkyheartPegasus

Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
cầu vồng Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link