Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our hiển thị to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because bạn played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit bởi Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: bạn won't get away with this shit bạn bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell bạn about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the đàn ghi ta, guitar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: bạn forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And bạn have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's di chuyển onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things bạn should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
phim chiếu rạp bởi Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't bạn pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, hoặc later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word đào starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong chuông, bell buzzed.
Alex: bạn didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll hiển thị bạn a đào Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and bạn know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word đào starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE ngày IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things bạn should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told bạn to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things bạn should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing bạn should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would bạn put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. bạn should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... bạn know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category bạn will work on for final jeopardy. What would bạn do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way bạn can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because bạn can do anything with a million dollars. bạn could buy a fancy sports car, hoặc a mansion. hoặc if bạn were Sean, bạn would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what bạn would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, bạn wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: bạn ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. bạn wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off bởi Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all ngày with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, bạn broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the hiển thị is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the tháng award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves bạn Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See bạn later folks.
The End
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our hiển thị to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because bạn played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit bởi Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: bạn won't get away with this shit bạn bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell bạn about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the đàn ghi ta, guitar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: bạn forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And bạn have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's di chuyển onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things bạn should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
phim chiếu rạp bởi Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't bạn pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, hoặc later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word đào starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong chuông, bell buzzed.
Alex: bạn didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll hiển thị bạn a đào Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and bạn know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word đào starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE ngày IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things bạn should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told bạn to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things bạn should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing bạn should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would bạn put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. bạn should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... bạn know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category bạn will work on for final jeopardy. What would bạn do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way bạn can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because bạn can do anything with a million dollars. bạn could buy a fancy sports car, hoặc a mansion. hoặc if bạn were Sean, bạn would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what bạn would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, bạn wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: bạn ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. bạn wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off bởi Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all ngày with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, bạn broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the hiển thị is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the tháng award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves bạn Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See bạn later folks.
The End
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded bởi blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank bạn all, i really enjoyed my time here. bạn taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of bạn ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one ngày i was walkin trang chủ and decided to visit the lake. the hoa hồng are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one thêm time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......
THE END
THE END
Oh my goodness. bạn don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known bởi people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The một giây is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the tiếp theo week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among bạn and I hope bạn all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
