It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank bạn everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a núi lửa erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Nhật Bản has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's di chuyển on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny ngày for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy ngày on Friday, followed bởi a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the người hâm mộ when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did bạn figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we di chuyển onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to bạn about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, bạn don't wanna be there. They had a núi lửa erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had núi lửa problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, bạn see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding bạn that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: bạn tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now bạn shall pay us the price, for bạn attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Mất tích his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues hát his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy hát his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our hiển thị today. Thank bạn for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do bạn watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what bạn mean. Well, thank bạn for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank bạn everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a núi lửa erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Nhật Bản has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's di chuyển on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny ngày for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy ngày on Friday, followed bởi a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the người hâm mộ when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did bạn figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we di chuyển onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to bạn about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, bạn don't wanna be there. They had a núi lửa erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had núi lửa problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, bạn see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding bạn that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: bạn tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now bạn shall pay us the price, for bạn attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Mất tích his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues hát his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy hát his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our hiển thị today. Thank bạn for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do bạn watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what bạn mean. Well, thank bạn for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the ngày I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She đã đưa ý kiến with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Những người bạn and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She đã đưa ý kiến with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Những người bạn and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊