Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 5 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told bạn stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy bởi the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.

CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That bạn so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck bạn man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for bạn sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... bạn just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as bạn say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* bạn did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: bạn should hear his thêm gần đây ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what bạn did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! bạn did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: bạn know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. bạn guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed bởi Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, hoặc not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Captain Sean Jefferson

Tim returned to the station with the ngựa con, ngựa, pony he arrested. Ten phút later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the đường phố, street racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. bạn see, they were hanging out bởi the auto cửa hàng tiếp theo to the highway bridge. If bạn spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting...

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MLP/Video Game Crossover

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INB4 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: 4 - New Developments Made

posted by btflash

So a lot hoặc all of bạn recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)

Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She đã đưa ý kiến that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)

In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 phim chiếu rạp I loved as a Young Kid

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 phim chiếu rạp I loved as a young kid. The phim chiếu rạp don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 phim chiếu rạp I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: cá mập Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 1- The hunt begins

posted by btflash

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

ngẫu nhiên ponies

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic cầu vồng as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me bạn guys. Chip called in, and đã đưa ý kiến he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are bạn still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

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Heard about this on deviantart.

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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are bạn sure bạn want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want bạn in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe bạn should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A giáng sinh Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a súng colt, con trăn, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down đường phố, street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, giáng sinh was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing giáng sinh âm nhạc with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

added by izfankirby

Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know bạn spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this bài viết for people on this club that like nghề viết văn fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This bài viết should help bạn out, and it might also encourage others to start nghề viết văn fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, hoặc just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If bạn think you're good at writing, hoặc do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If bạn don't...

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What Do bạn Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW bài viết ever. Please don't feel horrified at what bạn are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the an toàn, két an toàn side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...