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STH Productions Presents
The Sequel to Dirty Harry
chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum Force
Starring
The San Franciscolt Police Department
Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan
Innocent ponies
Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare
Bad Ponies
Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer
This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.
Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do bạn feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no bình luận at the time.
Reporter: Why did bạn let him free?
Ricca: That's a stupid question. *Pushes reported onto floor*
Reporter: Will bạn at least tell us about why bạn let Anthony Scarza get away with his crime?
Ricca: He was not the murderer.
Reporters: Can bạn tell us your opinion about everypony's reaction?
Bodyguard 1: Their minds are dead.
Reporter: What do bạn mean bởi that?
Bodyguard 1: I mean their minds are dead.
They go outside, and are greeted to a mob of angry ponies holding signs.
Protestors: Ricca is a killer!!
Police Ponies: *Holding back protesting ponies*
Reporter: What do bạn think about this situation.
British Pony: bạn know what I think? I'll tell bạn what I think! To hell with the court system! Ricca can go kill himself.
Ricca: *Gets into limo*
Driver: *Starts car*
Bodyguards: *get in car*
Protestors: *Stomping hooves on car*
Driver: *Honking horn* Get out of the way!!
Protestors: Don't come back!
Driver: *Drives away from protestors*
Protestors: *Running after car*
Reporter: We have just heard that after letting Anthony Scarza walk away scott free from a crime he committed, everypony in San Franciscolt have gotten very angry with John Ricca. This definitely will not be the last of Ricca, as we will see thêm of him. thêm on this story later.
At somepony's house, a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was watching the news on his TV, and decided to go for a ride on his motorcycle.
Meanwhile, on a highway.
Driver: *Driving car*
Bodyguard 2: It's over.
Ricca: Yeah, hopefully for a long time.
Police Pony: *Riding up on motorcycle*
Driver: *Sees ngựa con, ngựa, pony in mirror*
Bodyguard 1: A cop.
Driver: Take it easy. I'm driving this thing like a baby carriage.
Police Pony: *Puts on lights*
Driver: Great.
Police Pony: *Goes tiếp theo to Driver, and signals to pull over*
Driver: *Drives off highway, and parks car on side of road*
Police Pony: *Stops bike behind car, and gets off*
Driver: *Rolls down window*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Do bạn know who's back there?
Police Pony: That doesn't matter. bạn were driving on a double line.
Driver: A double line?
Bodyguard 2: Take it easy. You're gonna regret pulling us over.
Police Pony: Let me see your license.
Driver: *Gives driver license to police pony*
Police Pony: *Walks to bike*
Driver: That's right, walk back to your motorcycle.
Ricca: We better get out of here.
Bodyguard 1: Relax.
Police Pony: *Returns to car* Is this car registered to you?
Driver: *Points to Ricca* To him.
Police Pony: I'll need to see the registration
Driver: Give me a break.
Police Pony: *Pulls out gun, and shoots driver*
Bodyguard 1: *Tries to get out of car*
Police Pony: *Shoots bodyguard in head*
Ricca: Ah!
Police Pony: *Shoots Ricca twice, and then shoots một giây bodyguard*
All four ponies in the car were dead. The Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked back to his motorcycle, and rode off.
An giờ after the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are bạn doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 6: bạn better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are bạn doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by. *Looks in car* Whoever did this must be a professional.
Lieutenant Briggs: Harry, I'll deal with this.
Harry: Why you? Can't bạn trust me?
Lieutenant Briggs: No. All bạn do is wave your gun around, and kill everypony.
Harry: What makes bạn think you're better?
Lieutenant Briggs: Because I've been working for the police here for eleven years, and I never had to take my gun out of it's holster.
Harry: *Smiles* You're a good stallion Briggs, and a good stallion always knows his limitations.
An xe cứu thương arrived just as Harry, and Early Joe were leaving.
Early: What's with you, and Lieutenant Briggs anyway?
Harry: Jealousy. He knows I'm the right ngựa con, ngựa, pony for this job. It's just a matter of time before he finds out.
Early: How many partners did bạn say bạn had before me?
Harry: Seven.
Early: What happened to the one before me?
Harry: He go shot.
Early: Really?
Harry: Yeah, but he's still alive. He's a teacher at some college over at San Diego. Would bạn like to go have lunch?
Early: How could bạn think about thực phẩm after seeing that?
Harry: Relax. I know a good spot for hamburgers.
The two stallions went to the airport, where a restaurant was owned bởi a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Rodriguez.
Rodriguez: *Gives hamburger to Harry* bạn sure bạn don't want anything?
Early: Oh, no thanks.
Rodriguez: Man. I can't believe that Ricca was shot in broad daylight like that.
Harry: Well, at least nopony will have to worry about him.
Rodriguez: Yeah.
Airport Manager: Attention, all personnel. We have a white card on the runway.
Rodriguez: There must be trouble. That means something bad is happening.
Airport Ponies: *Waiting bởi door*
Early: Seems like they're talking about something important.
Harry: Let me go check. *Walks to airport ponies*
Airport Ponies: We can't just let them take that plane! There are innocent ponies aboard.
Harry: *Arrives* What seems to be the problem?
Airport Pony: Who are you?
Harry: *Shows police badge* Inspector Calahan. What's the matter?
Airport Pony: Well inspector, there's been a huge problem on one of our airplanes. A bunch of terrorists took it over.
Airport ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: And we have no pilots to fly that plane.
Harry: May I offer a suggestion?
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.
Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop talking, and get us up!
Harry: Where to?
Terrorist: I'll tell bạn when we get up in the air.
Harry: Would bạn care to get us in take off position?
Co Pilot: *Getting plane in take off position*
Harry: *Slowly taxiing towards ending of runway*
Passengers: *Sitting in seats*
Terrorist 2: *Watching passengers*
Harry: *Turns plane around for take off*
Control Tower Pony: *Watching*
Early Joe: *Watching*
Terrorist 1: di chuyển it!
Harry: *Taxiing faster*
Airport Pony: That's right Lieutenant. Thankfully, one of your ponies is on there right now. An Inspector Calahan.
Briggs: *In car not far away from airport* Calahan?! Go faster.
Mercury: *Driving faster*
Harry: *Gaining very little altitude*
Co Pilot: Excuse me captain. I know this may sound silly, but can bạn fly?
Harry: No.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at Harry*
Harry: *Looks at terrorist* I never learned. *Puts brakes on plane*
The brakes were so strong that it made the terrorist lose balance.
Harry: *Breaks terrorist's neck, and takes gun*
Terrorist 2: *Running to end of airplane*
Harry: *Goes towards passengers*
Terrorist 2: *Hiding behind wooden wall*
Passenger: *Standing up*
Harry: Sit down!
Passenger: *Sits down*
Harry: *Shoots tường twice*
The bullets penetrated the wall, and hit the terrorist hiding behind it.
Ponies: *Driving emergency vehicles to airplane*
Mercury: *Stops car near plane*
Briggs: *Gets out of car*
Harry: *Walking down steps of airplane* What are bạn doing here Lieutenant? *Walks away*
Briggs: *Staring at Harry*
Joe: *Walking away with Harry*
It was 8:30 PM. Harry drove to the police station to check out for the day, and go to his home.
Harry: *Parks car in police parking lot, then walks to police headquarters*
Charlie: *Goes backwards in his car, and nearly hits Harry*
Harry: *Looking in car*
Charlie: *Comes out of car* Harry. bạn crazy bastard, I could've killed you.
Harry: Yeah, I've noticed.
Charlie: It's been a while since I've seen you. bạn don't look any older to me. Do I look any older to you?
Harry: No.
Charlie: How come bạn haven't seen me in all these years?
Harry: I'm sorry Charlie, I've been wanting to, but I've been too busy.
Charlie: Yeah, well I'm not living with Carol anymore.
Harry: I'm sorry to hear that.
Charlie: Yeah, it's alright. I guess it's all of this police work that us stallions do. It ain't as easy as it used to be. Am I right?
Harry: I suppose. Why don't bạn retire?
Charlie: Retire? Let me tell bạn something, I've been on the police force for ten years, and I ain't ever retiring. *Gets back in car* The only way to go down, is to go down fighting! *Starts car* Am I right?!
Harry: *Shakes head yes*
Charlie: *Drives out of parking lot*
Harry walked into the police building, and went downstairs to the shooting range. When he got there, there were four stallions, all of them were in their twenties.
Harry: bạn practice a lot here?
John: When you're a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony bạn have to practice. I'm John Davis. This is Phil Sweet, Rick Jones, and over there we have Max McGarrett.
Harry: bạn related to Steve McGarrett?
All: *Laughing*
Harry: *Goes to set up new targets* I wasn't expecting anypony else here. Usually, I get this area to myself.
John: We'll leave if bạn want us to.
Harry: *Sets targets* Nah, that's alright. *Goes back to shooting area*
Rick: What kind of gun do bạn have?
Harry: *Shows .44* I always use this gun.
Max: What kind of bullets do bạn use?
Harry: Hollow points, with a light special. I always prefer this gun over a .357 anyday, but they're both good guns. *Shoots target six times*
All six bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: That was pretty good.
Harry: Would bạn like to try?
Rick: Oh, I don't know.
Harry: Go on, I insist.
Rick: Okay. *Takes gun, and shoots target six times*
Only five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: *Frowns*
Others: *Smiling*
Rick: I missed one.
Harry: That's alright bạn still did good.
Rick: Yeah, it's a little heavy for me.
Harry: You'll get used to it after a while. Where'd bạn learn to shoot? Definitely not from around here.
Rick: No sir. I learned over at Denver. John, and Phil learned in St. Foalis, and Max learned in San Diego.
Harry: Are they better then you?
Rick: John, and Max are. Phil is better then me on a good day.
Phil: *Laughing* On a good day!
John: Well, we better get going.
And all four of the stallions left Harry at the shooting range.
One morning, a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was RIDING A MOTORCYCLE down a street. He stopped, got off his bike, and walked up a small đồi núi, hill near somepony's house.
Police Pony: *Hiding behind bush*
Teenage Ponies: *Playing in pool*
Police Pony: *Setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: Hey, I just got my hooficure.
Teenage Stallion: Come in the pool with us.
Teenage Mare: Okay! *Jumps in pool*
Police Pony: *Finishes setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: *Comes out of water* Oh yeah!! It's great! But bạn know what else is great?
Teenage Ponies: What?
Teenage Mare: My ass.
Police Pony: *Throws smoke grenade at pool*
Teenage Ponies: Whoa. Where did that come from?
Police Pony: *Shooting teenage ponies*
Teenage Ponies: AAHH! *Die*
Teenage Stallion: *Running toward a door*
Police Pony: *Shoots teenage stallion*
Teenage Mare: *Running behind house*
Police Pony: *Shoots teenage mare until she dies*
Everypony was dead, and the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked away.
Two hours later, it ended up on the news.
News Pony: *Flying news helicopter*
Camera Pony: *In helicopter filming*
News ngựa con, ngựa, pony that isn't in a helicopter: Do bạn think this was some kind of a gang attack?
Lieutenant Briggs: I have no comment.
News Pony: Why would somepony attack a group of teenagers?
Lieutenant Briggs: No comment.
News Pony: Officer, what about all the killings last year, are bạn going to make a bình luận on that?
Lieutenant Briggs: I have nothing to say at the time.
News Pony: Well how about-
Lieutenant Briggs: Look. This solution will be solved. This town belongs to everypony. If there is a murderer out there, we will find him.
Harry was watching the news at a friend's house. Her name was Carol, and she had three little ponies. Their names were Jack, Nicholas, and Theresa.
Harry: *Turns off TV*
Carol: *Walking to kitchen*
Carol's little ponies: *Chasing each other*
Carol: Okay kids, time to say goodnight to Harry.
Little Ponies: Aw, do we have to go to bed?
Carol: Yes!
Theresa: *Hugging Harry* Good night Harry.
Harry: Good night sweetheart.
Jack: *Shaking Harry's hoof* Good night Harry.
Harry: Good night Jack.
Nicholas: *Jumps onto Harry, and hugs him* Good night!
Harry: Good night.
Carol: Okay, go to bed.
Nicholas: *Runs to giường room*
Carol: *Sighs, and sits tiếp theo to Harry*
Harry: They're good ponies.
Carol: Yeah, but sometimes they just don't know when to do what they're told.
Harry: Yeah. I heard you, and Charlie aren't married anymore.
Carol: Good riddance if bạn ask me.
Harry: I guess that means I can have thêm of that meatloaf bạn always make. It's delicious.
Carol: *Smiles*
Harry: Do bạn know where Charlie is living now?
Carol: I don't know, and I don't care.
Harry: What did he do to make bạn angry?
Carol: He went to our neighbor, and challenged him to a Mexican standoff.
Harry: Really?
Carol: *Shakes head yes* He had his gun loaded, and everything. Now what would bạn tell your children if your wife was trying to kill somepony just for fun?
Harry: I have no idea. What did bạn tell your kids?
Carol: I told them that he had some kind of an illness. Can I ask bạn another question?
Harry: Sure.
Carol: This could be personal.
Harry: Go ahead. We've been Những người bạn for a long time.
Carol: How come after all these years, bạn haven't tried to make a di chuyển on me?
Harry: What are bạn talking about?
Carol: bạn didn't try to ask me out, hoặc anything.
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Carol: *Picks up phone* Hello?... It's for you.
Harry: *Takes phone* Yeah?
Joe: Harry, we need your help down at the general store.
Harry: I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I have to go.
Carol: Okay. See bạn later.
The sound of broken glass could be heard from upstairs.
Carol: Holy shit! With all those kids, do bạn think I'll ever get laid? *Goes upstairs* What's going on up there?!
Harry wasn't sure why Carol đã đưa ý kiến that, but he left the house, and went to the general store.
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a ngựa con, ngựa, pony working at the general store.
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the ngựa con, ngựa, pony over there đọc the magazine, and some of his Những người bạn were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The ngựa con, ngựa, pony đọc the magazine, walked away, and got to an trái cam, màu da cam car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting bởi magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. bạn just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are bạn going to the an toàn, két an toàn hoặc what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't bạn help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few phút later at the police station
Harry: bạn handled yourself well out there.
Joe: bạn really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If bạn don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then bạn out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see bạn again Harry.
Harry: What are bạn four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See bạn around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: bạn know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell bạn something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
One night at a HOTEL.
Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't bạn heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless bạn keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get bạn there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black Mare: *Laughing*
Taxi Driver: *Stops* Here we are ma'am. 1000, sunset boulevard.
Black Mare: Thank you.
Pimp: *Gets in taxi*
Black Mare: Ah!
Taxi Driver: Is everything okay back the-
Pimp: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives* Where to?
Pimp: Just keep going, I'll let bạn know when to stop.
Taxi Driver: bạn got it.
Black Mare: I was just on my way to see you.
Pimp: Why didn't bạn call?
Black Mare: I had no phone?
Pimp: No phone at a hotel? What have bạn been doing?
Black Mare: Stuff.
Pimp: Bullshit. Let's see that purse. *Takes purse, and sees money* Uh, huh. What have bạn been doing? bạn know what? Don't answer that question. I know you're just going to be a shitty đít, mông, ass liar anyway.
Black Mare: I was going to give that money to you. Give me a chance?
Pimp: Chance? Bitch, bạn had your chance. Now, it's over. *Grabs a can of motor oil*
Taxi Driver: Oh no! *Stops cab, and runs out*
Black Mare: No! Leave me alone!
Pimp: *Sprays motor oil into black mare's mouth*
The black mare then started choking, and died.
tiếp theo morning, the pimp was driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge, leaving San Franciscolt.
Pimp: *Driving over bridge*
Police Pony: *Riding motorcycle*
Pimp: *Passes a car*
Police Pony: *Turns on police light*
Pimp: *Goes off highway*
Police Pony: *Follows*
Pimp: *Sees police pony* What the hell?
The pimp, and police ngựa con, ngựa, pony continued going down the road, until they got under the bridge they were previously on.
Police Pony: *Walks from bike, to pimp*
Pimp: *Hiding gun under his leg*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Pimp: What am I getting pulled over for?
Police Pony: Let me see your driver's license. I'm afraid bạn were speeding.
Pimp: Yeah, bạn better be afraid.
Police Pony: Just hiển thị me your license.
Pimp: Sure thing officer. *Grabs wallet, and shows driver's license in wallet, with a $100 bribe*
The pimp was about to grab his gun, but the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony beat him to that.
Pimp: *Staring at police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots Pimp five times*
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.
Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen bạn here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to giường with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*
Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.
Harry: *Opens door*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: *Looking around room* Do bạn always live in the dark?
Harry: thêm hoặc less. *Sits down* I got drinks if you're thirsty.
Sunny: *Looks in refrigerator*
Harry: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
Briggs: Is that bạn Calahan?
Harry: Of course it's me. Who were bạn expecting? Clint Eastwood?
Briggs: What are bạn doing?
Harry: Entertaining a female guest.
Briggs: Well put your pants back on, and get over here. We need your help on all those murders being made in this town.
Harry: I'm on stakeout, remember?
10 phút later at a morgue.
Briggs: Not anymore Calahan. As of now, you, and your partner are on homicide.
Morgue owner: We got these dead bodies that came in just now. This ngựa con, ngựa, pony died for gambling. The one tiếp theo to him died for driving a truck. This black mare, and the pimp, are the newest bodies we got.
Harry: What happened?
Morgue owner: We heard from a taxicab driver that the pimp killed his special somepony, and this morning, somepony else shot the pimp bởi the golden neigh bridge.
Police Captain: Harry, this is serious business. If bạn mess things up, I'm gonna drop bạn lower then cá voi shit.
Harry: Speaking of cá voi shit, what have bạn found Briggs?
Briggs: I'll have bạn know that we work hard here, and we don't take kindly to foul ups.
After that, Harry went to his apartment.
Harry: *Walks in room*
Sunny: *Laying in bed*
Harry: Are bạn comfortable?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Warm enough?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Good. *Lays in giường tiếp theo to Sunny*
And they both slept together.
tiếp theo morning, Harry was looking at a bullet through a microscope.
Early Joe: *Walks in* The ponies in the white coats want to see you.
Harry: I wonder why.
Early Joe: They want to hiển thị bạn something that could help us with that murder.
Harry: Of the pimp?
Early Joe: Yes.
Harry: Alright. Let's see what they got. *Walks to pimp car*
Early Joe: *Follows*
White áo, áo khoác Pony: So, we measured the area of the blood on one of the car seats, and we determined that the killer had to be standing right tiếp theo to the car when he shot that pimp. One bullet would not be enough to make a pool of blood like that, so the killer shot him five times, with a magnum.
Early Joe: Maybe it was Harry. He has a magnum, and hates pimps thêm than anypony.
Harry: *Glares at Early Joe* Enough with the jokes Joe.
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.
Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: bạn want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best ngựa con, ngựa, pony we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something bạn got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well bạn can't just stop him, and arrest him. bạn got to be creative. There's a reason why he's been around here without being in jail for a long time.
Briggs: That's none of my concern Callahan. Get the job done.
Meanwhile, at the harbor near the bridge going into Oakland.
Frank: *drives out of harbor*
Gangsters: *Following in two different cars*
Early Joe: The chase is on.
Harry: It's not really much of a chase if they're following the speed limit. *Follows Frank's convoy*
Soon, they were on the Golden Neigh Bridge.
Frank: *Driving 50 miles an hour*
Gangster: *Following in different car*
Gangster 2: *Following in another different car*
Frank: *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Follows*
Joe: Who do we follow?
Harry: We'll follow the two cars. *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Goes left*
Frank: *Goes right*
Joe: Now what?
Harry: Stick with the money. *Goes right*
Frank: *Driving up hill*
Harry: *Passes Frank*
Joe: What are bạn doing?
Harry: Trust me. This won't take too long.
Frank: *Turns around*
Harry: *Turns around, and follows Frank*
Joe: Are bạn going to ignore what Briggs said?
Harry: Yeah. *Gets behind Frank*
Frank: *Lowers window, and signals Harry to pass*
Harry: *Drives tiếp theo to Frank* Roll down your window.
Joe: What for?
Harry: Just do it.
Joe: *Rolls down window*
Harry: Excuse me, can bạn help us out with something?
Frank: What do bạn want?
Harry: We seem to be lost, do bạn know where the San Quentin Hotel is?
Frank: It's right behind you. Don't bạn see good?
Harry: Oh yeah, I see fine. I just wanted to see if bạn knew where the San Quentin Hotel was, and bạn do, don't you? Loser! *Drives away*
Frank: *Stops car*
Harry: I'll get bạn sooner hoặc later. *Continues to drive*
Joe: Do bạn always go bởi your rules? No wonder Briggs is always losing his mind when he talks to you.
Harry: If bạn do something somepony else's way, you're putting your life into somepony else's hooves.
Ryan, and Mercury were two police ponies on stakeout. They were looking at a hotel from another building, using a microscope.
Ryan: Nothing is happening so far.
Mercury: Good things come to those who wait.
Ryan: Why don't we forget about all this, and go buy some hotdogs?
Mercury: Because we're on a job, and we got to focus on it. Let me take over.
Ryan: Fine. *Leaves microscope*
Mercury: *Looks through microscope, then looks down street* Well, I see somepony that looks very similar to the one that's been making all those killings around here.
Ryan: Really? bạn see him?
Mercury: Yes I do. It looks like Charlie McCoy.
Charlie: *Riding down đường phố, street on motorcycle*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Driving car, honks horn, and accidentally hits Charlie*
Charlie: *Falls off motorcycle*
Mercury: Looks like somepony hit him.
Ryan: Is he okay?
Mercury: Yeah, he's getting back up.
Meanwhile, at the hotel
Police Pony: *Walking up stairs*
Drug Addicts: *Snorting coke* This is good stuff.
Police Pony: *Walking to hàng đầu, đầu trang floor*
Ryan: Get back to looking at that hotel, will you? McCoy ain't doing anything interesting.
Mercury: Alright, alright. *Looks at hotel*
Police Pony: *Walking up stairs, then steps in puddle of water, but continues walking upstairs*
Drug Addict: bạn want some babe?
Drug Addict 2: No handsome, bạn have it.
Police Pony: *Walks down a different flight of stairs, then puts silencer on a revolver*
Italian Drug Dealer: Hey, be careful with that stuff. Don't spill it!
Drug Addict: Relax man.
Drug Addict 2: Yeah, why don't bạn have some?
Italian Drug Dealer: Oh, fine.
Guard: *Guarding room*
Police Pony: *Walks to the guard*
Guard: *Sees police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots guard*
Italian Drug Dealer: *Sees alarm go off* There's an intruder.
Police Pony: *Barges in room, then shoot Italian drug dealer*
Drug Addict: xin chào man, what are bạn doing?!
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict*
Drug addict 2: Ah! *Goes towards window*
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict 2*
Drug addict 2: *Goes through window, and falls off building* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ryan: Oh shit, we better get going!
Mercury: *grabs rifle*
Police Pony: *Walking through parking garage*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Sees police pony, and takes off helmet*
The một giây police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was Charlie.
Police Pony: *Shoots Charlie*
Charlie: *Dies*
Police Pony: *Runs toward exit*
Ryan: *Running towards entrance*
Mercury: *Following*
Police Pony: I saw the killer, he went that way.
Ryan: Thank you. *Runs in*
Mercury: *Follows Ryan*
Ponies: *Gathering around* What's going on? Why was that ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a rifle?
Police Pony: Remain calm. *Takes off helmet* There's nothing to see here.
The police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was John Davis.
In the office of Lieutenant Briggs
Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: bạn were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. bạn weren't doing your job, and bạn could get fired for that. Now bạn let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: bạn can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? bạn expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife. He's dead. A stakeout team found him in there with a bullet in his head. And the only reason that I'm going to go easy on bạn for letting Frank escape, is because I know that you, and Charlie were very close friends.
Harry: Yeah.
Briggs: And believe me Harry, it's Pollanchio going around killing everypony.
Harry: *Leaving office*
Briggs: Harry?
Harry: *Turns around*
Briggs: If it means anything coming from me, I'm sorry about Charlie.
Harry: *Leaves office*
Ten phút later, at the airport, a coffin was being loaded onto an airplane. In the coffin was Charlie's corpse.
Harry: *Standing bởi Carol, and her little ponies* Are bạn sure bạn have to leave?
Carol: Yes, I'm sure. I never really liked it in this city.
Harry: Well, I'm going to miss your meatloaf.
Jack: We're gonna miss bạn too Harry.
Theresa: Yeah.
Harry: Maybe I might come, and visit you.
Carol: That would be lovely. Come on kids, let's get in the car. *Gets in car*
Theresa, Jack, and Nicholas: *Get in car*
Harry: Take them to the departure zone please.
Driver: Yes sir. *Drives away*
Harry: *Looking at John* bạn didn't have to come here bạn know.
John: I know, but I wanted to. I couldn't help, but feel responsible somehow.
The tiếp theo ngày was an important day. Many police ponies in San Franciscolt were competing in a challenge of target practice, and combat training.
Target Pony: *Hits button that moves target*
Mercury: *Shoots target with .38 revolver*
Five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Harry: Good shooting Mercury.
Mercury: Thanks Harry, and hey. I'm sorry about Charlie McCoy.
Harry: That's alright, but what I don't understand is how John Davis got to that fucking building before bạn did.
Mercury: I can't understand it either. Me, and Ryan ran as fast as we could to get there. Maybe we're getting too old.
Harry: Doubt it. *Loads his gun*
Target Pony: *Hits button that moves target*
Harry: *Shoots target six times*
Three bullets hit the bulls eye, but the other three hit a 2x area, that would double up the score. He was winning.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Harry: *Reloading gun*
Max: Harry, good job. The only ponies that could stand a chance at beating bạn now is John Davis, and Phil Sweet.
Harry: They both use the same guns, right?
Max: We all use the same gun.
Target Pony: Harry, you're winning so far. It's your choice on the tiếp theo objective. Cans, hoặc combat.
Harry: *Thinking* Combat.
And so, they did combat. Phil, and some other ponies alreay went, now it was John's turn, and then it would be Harry's turn.
John: *Shoots enemy targets, then slowly walks*
Enemy target: *Appears*
John: *runs for cover, then shoots enemy target twice, and reloads*
Civilian target: *Appears*
John: *Waits*
Police Target: *Appears*
John: *Waits*
Enemy Target: *Appears*
John: *Shoots enemy target*
Two enemy targets: *Appear*
John: *Shoots both enemy targets, and runs out of ammo* Out!!
Target Pony: And John Davis gets in first place with forty seconds.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Target Pony: Up tiếp theo is Harry Callahan.
Harry: *Shoots enemy target*
Enemy target: *Appears*
Harry: *Shoots target*
Civilian target: *Appears*
Harry: *Waits*
Police Target: *Appears*
Harry: *Waits*
Enemy Target: *Appears*
Harry: *Shoots target*
Another target appeared, and Harry shot it, but...
Phil: That was a cop. He shot one of the good ponies.
Harry: *Walks back to target pony*
Target Pony: Harry, your time was 36 seconds, but I'm sorry, bạn shot a good pony.
John: I'm sorry about what happened.
Harry: Well bạn won, that's all that matters.
John: Yeah, but it doesn't seem right.
Harry: xin chào Target, how about setting up six enemy targets for me? I wanna try to use Phil's .357.
Target: Sure thing Harry.
Phil: Good luck. *Gives Harry gun*
Harry: Thank you. *Takes gun*
Target: *Makes targets appear*
Harry: *Shoots gun six times*
He shot five out of six targets. One of the bullets hit a điểm thưởng building.
Harry: I missed one.
Rick: That's alright, bạn still did good.
Harry: It was a little too light for me.
John: You'll get the hang of it.
Harry: Yep.
Hours later, it was night time. Harry walked around the combat zone with a flashlight, and found the building that he shot with Phil's gun. He then grabbed a knife, and got the bullet out of the building.
1 giờ later
Harry: *Looking at bullet through microscope*
Joe: *Walks in* It's been half an hour. bạn đã đưa ý kiến this would only take five minutes.
Harry: Was it really half an hour? Seemed like five phút to me.
Joe: What are bạn doing anyway?
Harry: Looking at the ballistics from Phil's gun, and comparing it with another ballistic from the killing of Charlie McCoy. Davis, and Sweet use the same gun, so it's possible that either one of them killed Charlie, and the others.
Joe: Right. Well, I'm going to have bữa tối, bữa ăn tối down at my ma's house. She makes very good beef stew. bạn want some?
Harry: No thanks. I think I saw something that killed my apetite.
tiếp theo morning, at the same room.
Briggs: What is it bạn wanted to hiển thị me Harry?
Harry: Wait, and see.
Lab Pony: May I help you?
Harry: I'm letting the lieutenant catch up on his research.
Lab Pony: Go on in.
Harry & Briggs: *walk in room*
Harry: Now I was looking at a bullet from Phil Sweet's gun, and comparing it with the bullet from Charlie's death. I want bạn to take a look at it.
Briggs: *Looking at bullets* Yes. Interesting. They do look very similar, but we don't really know if it's them for the time being.
Harry: Yeah, okay.
Briggs: Where did bạn find this?
Harry: At the combat zone in the target range.
Briggs: Harry, don't mess around! We have serious business to do, and you're accusing police officers of killing everypony.
Harry: I already know we have work to do. I've been doing it.
Briggs: Well, do me a favor. You're getting a một giây chance at arresting Pollanchio. I'll have a tìm kiếm warrant ready within half an hour. I want bạn to bring Pollanchio here alive.
Harry: How about bạn do me a favor? I'd like the four new recruits to be part of my squad.
Briggs: What do bạn want them for?
Harry: They're great at shooting.
Briggs: There's not supposed to be any shooting! Besides, they don't have enough experience. They'll get scared, jump, and accidentally pull the trigger.
Harry: How are they supposed to get any fucking experience if they can't do it?
Briggs: Fine. Have it your way. Those four new recruits will tham gia bạn on the arrest of Pollanchio.
It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.
Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, hoặc one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay bởi your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See bạn there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank bạn for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let bạn down.
Harry: I know bạn won't.
The four young police ponies got on their motorcycles, while Harry got into his car, and they followed the three police cars.
Meanwhile, Frank Pollanchio, and his gang we're doing what all gangsters do when not causing violence, eating Chinese thực phẩm in a WAREHOUSE.
The phone was ringing, but nopony bothered to pick it up. After 15 seconds, they had it.
Frank: Henry, pick up the phone.
Henry: *Stops eating, goes to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
???: Listen, there's going to be some police officers trying to arrest bạn guys. Be careful. *Hangs up*
Henry: *Puts phone down*
Frank: What was it?
Henry: I just got a call from somepony saying that police officers would be here.
Frank: Everypony grab a gun.
Gangsters: *Grabbing shotguns, and MP40's*
Frank: bạn see anything?
Gangster 1: I just see somepony walking.
Frank: Is he wearing a police uniform?
Gangster 1: No.
Frank: Whoever that ngựa con, ngựa, pony was who called Henry must have been pranking him.
Henry: Hey, there's four police ponies coming here on motorcycles.
Gangster 1: That ngựa con, ngựa, pony just grabbed a gun. A big revolver!
Frank: Goddamnit. Just stay in here, and don't do anything.
Phil: *Knocks on door*
Frank: Who is it?
Phil: Police ponies, let us in.
Frank: There's nopony here!
Phil: We have a tìm kiếm warrant for this place. Let us in!
Frank: *Pointing shotgun at door* bạn can't come in.
Phil: We know he's in there, let us in!
Frank: How about bạn eat my lead?! *Shoots door*
The bullets went through the door, and hit Phil. He was dead.
Harry: *Shoots gangster 1*
Frank: *Shooting at John*
John: *Taking cover*
Rick: *Shoots window*
Harry: *Shoots Henry*
Gangster 2: *Shooting MP40 at Harry*
Harry: *Taking cover behind cooler*
Gangster 3: *Shooting at Harry*
Frank: Somepony get out there, and kill the ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the .44!
Gangster 2: I'm on it! *Runs downstairs*
The rest of Harry's squad arrived in the three cars.
Gangster 4: *Shooting at police car*
Joe: *Using microphone* Cease fire! Cease fire! Put your weapons down, and come out with your hooves up!
Gangster 3: Goddamn cops.
Frank: Go to hell! *Shoots police pony*
Max: *Crawling towards door so that he won't get shot*
Police Pony: *Shoots gangster 4*
Gangster 3: *Shoots at Joe*
Joe: *Taking cover behind car*
Max: *Opens door, and kills gangster 3*
Frank: *Runs away*
Harry: *Waiting bởi cooler*
Gangster 2: *Shoots five bullets at Harry, then runs into garage*
Harry: *Shoots nhà để xe door*
Gangster 2: *Drives out of nhà để xe in car*
Harry: *Shoots gangster 2*
The car crashed into a small office building.
Frank: *Drives out of nhà để xe in car*
Harry: *Jumps on mui xe of the car*
Frank: *Backs up, turns around, and drives forward*
Harry: *Holding onto car*
Frank: *Driving fast*
Harry: *Holding on*
Frank: *Turns left*
Harry: *Falls off*
Frank: *Looks at Harry, then at a crane, and crashes*
The back of the car was up in the air, and Frank's dead body was on the gas, causing the back TIRES to still move.
Harry walked over to the car, and looked at Frank. He was dead alright, so he decided to end it all, and turn the car off.
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.
Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello bạn two, what can I help bạn with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, bạn decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?
Briggs: Obviously it was you!
Captain: Harry, every time bạn pull out that gun of yours, the paperwork in my office gets as tall as the Empire State Building.
Briggs: What do bạn have to say about your actions?
Harry: We were tipped off. They knew we were coming, and they fired the first shot.
Briggs: How do bạn know?!
Harry: I made 200 arrests in my life, and I can tell the difference on whether we get tipped off hoặc not.
Briggs: Harry, there's another thing we need from you.
Captain: The ballistics bạn were hiển thị to Briggs from Phil's gun.
Briggs: I'd like it right now.
Harry: *Grabs bullet from saddle bag* Eat it!
Briggs & Captain: *Walking away*
After being treated at the doctor's office, Harry was walking with his partner, Early Joe.
Joe: Sheesh. bạn got stitches just for falling off of a car?
Harry: Yeah.
Joe: So what was it bạn wanted to hiển thị me?
Harry: I've been thinking about this very clearly. It could have been any of those four rookies that tipped us off before they arrived on their motorcycles.
Joe: What about Davis, and Sweet?
Harry: Sweet sacrificed himself for us. No các câu hỏi asked. We somehow have to get Briggs to know that those four rookies are up to this. He asked for the ballistics I got from Phil's gun, but I gave him a replica for the time being.
Joe: So what happens if we WIN?
Harry: If we win, those rookies will be put behind bars for a very long time.
Joe: And if we lose?
Harry: All of this would have been for nothing.
Joe: It's a serious situation we're in.
Harry: Yeah. For some reason, it reminds me of all those firing squads they had back in Brazil years ago. Maybe they're still there, who knows?
Joe: Not me.
Harry: Listen Joe, you're a very good friend to me, and I want bạn to take care of yourself. Is that clear?
Joe: Yes sir.
Harry: Good. I'll let bạn know when I get thêm information.
After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.
Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If bạn give me your room key, I can get the mail for bạn when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*
At first, it seemed like he was the only ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the parking garage, but then...
Max: We're onto bạn Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony knowing what we're up to.
Harry: bạn were the ones that killed a dozen of ponies this week. What are bạn going to do tiếp theo week?
John: Kill a dozen more.
Max: Everypony will think of us as heroes.
Harry: Is that all bạn care about? Being heroes?
Rick: All of our Giải cứu thế giới are dead. We're the first generation of a new kind of hero. One that so many ponies will want to be, that it will never die. Now either you're with us, hoặc against us.
Harry: *Staring at three ponies* I believe bạn have misjudged me.
Max: *Rides motorcycle away from Harry*
Rick & John: *Following Max on their motorcycles*
As soon as they were gone, Harry walked to his apartment.
Harry: *Goes into apartment, then goes to mailbox, and looks inside*
He saw something that looked like, oh, I don't know, A BOMB!!
Harry: *Runs upstairs to his apartment*
He was looking for a screwdriver, and he found one on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the dresser, he took it, and went back downstairs.
Harry: *Looking at mailbox*
Sunny: *Walks in, and is about to open the mailbox*
Harry: No!! *Runs to mailbox* DON'T!! *Pushes Sunny away*
Sunny: Harry!! What are bạn doing?
Harry: *Unscrewing a screw from the mailbox door*
Landlord: *Walks down* What's going on? What are bạn doing?
Harry: What's it look like I'm doing?
Landlord: Did bạn forget your key?
Harry: Why don't bạn go mind your business? *Takes out screw, and starts unscrewing another screw*
Landlord: Hey, that's my mailbox too, don't get smart with me!
Harry: *Takes out another screw, and starts unscrewing a third screw*
Landlord: Tampering with the mailbox is a federal offense. I'm calling the police!
Harry: I am the police. *Takes out third screw, and starts unscrewing the final screw*
Landlord: Oh. You're that cop that lives upstairs?
Harry: Yes I am. *Takes out final screw*
Slowly, he moved the door off of the mailbox, and there attached to the other side of the door was a bomb. It was set to only go off when the door was opened.
Harry: *turns off bomb*
Sunny: *sees a bomb*
Landlord: *Sees bomb* ... a bomb?!!?
Harry: Yes, and if we kept sitting here talking, we'd be in the ceiling bởi now. Here, would bạn like to hold it?
Landlord: No, no, no. I don't want any trouble. *Runs away*
Harry: Sunny, get back to your apartment, and don't let anypony in. Is that clear?
Sunny: Yes. *Runs to her apartment room*
Harry: *Goes to his apartment room*
When Harry got to his room, he tried to call Joe. However, he would not answer the phone.
Joe was walking towards his apartment, carrying groceries. He heard the phone ringing, but didn't bother to pick it up.
Harry: *Tries to call Joe again*
Joe: *Eating cần tây from grocery bag*
Harry: Joe's not picking up. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to call Briggs.
Joe: *Opens mailbox*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. There was another bomb in Joe's mailbox.
Harry: *Calling Lieutenant Briggs*
Briggs: *In his office, picking up phone* Hello?
Harry: Briggs, it's Harry. I just found a bomb in my mailbox. Get somepony over at Early Joe's place.
Briggs: What?
Harry: I got a bomb, get somepony at Early's quickly!
Briggs: Alright. I'm coming over to your apartment. Stay there. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Puts phone away, then grabs his gun*
He did what Lieutenant Briggs told him to do, and waited there. Just in case someone tried to kill him, he had his gun ready.
Harry has been waiting in his apartment for fourty five minutes. Then, somepony was knocking on his door.
Harry: Yeah?
??: *Knocks on door six times*
Harry: *Pointing gun at door* Come on in.
Briggs: *Opens door, and looks at gun* I don't like looking in one of those things.
Harry: *Puts gun away*
Briggs: Where's the bomb?
Harry: It's on the dresser.
Briggs: *Looks at dresser, and takes bomb* This could have activated when bạn opened your mailbox door. We have to get this down at police headquarters, and fast.
So they both walked out of Harry's room, and toward Brigg's car.
Briggs: Would bạn mind driving? I wanna take a closer look at the bomb. *Gives keys to Harry, and gets in car*
Harry: *Gets in car, starts it, and drives*
Briggs: Alright now. *Puts on glasses, and looks at bomb* I can't make the mô tả of this thing. Looks like it was homemade. Take the tiếp theo right to the freeway.
Harry: The freeway? That's heading away from the police headquarters.
Briggs: *Grabs gun, and points it at Harry* Exactly.
Harry: Your gun's out of it's bao da, holster Briggs.
Briggs: There's a first time for everything. Now, let's see your gun.
Harry: *Gives his gun to Briggs*
Briggs: *Takes ammo out of gun* Now, let's see the shells.
Harry: *Takes out one shell of ammo*
Briggs: Three. bạn always carry three with you.
Harry: *Takes out the other two*
Briggs: Now throw them all out of the window.
Harry: *Throws them out of the window*
Briggs: Now we're getting somewhere.
Harry: I thought bạn were supposed to be a good cop.
Briggs: With bạn around, there's no such thing.
Harry: bạn must be working with Davis, and those other ponies he hangs out with.
Briggs: Rick Jones, and Max McGarrett? Yes, but if Sweet was still alive, the entire gang would be here.
Harry: I could understand why those four young stallions would be cruel, but why bạn Briggs?
Briggs: Ninety years ago, nopony cared about the law. They created the mafia, and fought for their booze. That gave me inspiration to turn the entire world of police ponies into those that just killed, for no good reason.
Harry: *Gets on freeway* Oh yeah? Well bạn killed a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was good at his job.
Briggs: Who?
Harry: Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: He had a mental illness.
Harry: That's no reason for somepony to die. tiếp theo I suppose you're start executing everypony for J walking, and then you'll start executing everypony for traffic violations. hoặc maybe you'll execute your own neighbor when his dog fucks up your front yard.
Briggs: We don't care about the system, unlike you.
Harry: Briggs, I hate the system. Unless somepony changes it, I'll always hate it.
Briggs: You're becoming extinct Harry. *Looks in rearview mirror* Good old McGarrett is behind us. Get on the tiếp theo exit, and pull over.
Harry: *Gets on tiếp theo exit*
Briggs: Now pull ove-
Harry: *Drives into bus*
Briggs: Ow!
Harry: *Fighting for gun, while slowly driving car*
Briggs: Ah! *Holding gun out window, and drops it*
Harry: *Grabs Briggs bởi the neck, and slams his head into the dashboard five times*
Briggs: *Knocked out*
Harry: *Drives fast*
Max: *Follows Harry on motorcycle*
Harry: *Goes down Lombard Street*
Max: *Follows*
Harry: *Slowing down*
Max: *Getting closer to Harry*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Pulling out of driveway*
Harry: *Gets pass ngẫu nhiên pony*
Max: *Makes it passed the ngẫu nhiên pony*
Harry: *Drives off Lombard Street*
Max: *Following Harry*
Harry: *Turns left, and goes uphill*
Max: *Pulls out gun, and shoots back window*
The bullet went through the back window, and hit the front window.
Harry: *Driving downhill*
Max: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives across bridge*
Max: *Gets over bridge*
Harry: *Driving towards railroad crossing*
Engineer: *Pushing freight cars across the crossing*
Harry: *Turns left*
Max: *Turns left*
Harry: *Drives onto station platform*
Ponies: *Running out of the way*
Max: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives off platform, and runs into a JEEP*
Max: *Slows down*
Harry: *Drives back onto road*
Max: *Behind Harry on motorcycle*
Harry: *Drives right into parking lot*
Max: *Follows*
Harry: *Turns around, and pushes Lieutenant Briggs out of car*
Max: *Riding towards Harry*
Harry: *Runs into Max*
Max was dead, but Rick, and John were coming up on their motorcycles.
Harry: *Leaves parking lot*
Rick & John: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives into the docks*
Rick & John: *Following*
Harry: *Stops car at salvage yard, and runs onto an old aircraft carrier*
Rick & John: *Slowly ride onto aircraft carrier with their motorcycles*
Rick: *Goes up to hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat*
Harry: *Looking around boat*
John: *Arrives on motorcycle*
Harry: *Goes up stairs*
John: *Gets off motorcycle, and goes upstairs*
Rick: *Walking down into boat*
Harry: *Goes into a room*
John: *Loses sight of Harry*
Rick: *Looking around boat*
John: *Looking, and accidentally shoots a bunch of chains* (I thought that was Harry)
Harry: *Hears gunshots, and waits for somepony to arrive*
Rick: *Walking towards Harry* (Where is he? Ah!) *Shoots tường twice* (Whoops. I thought Harry was there.)
Harry: *Punches Rick*
Rick: *Falls on ground*
Harry: *Punches Rick in the neck five times*
Rick: *Choking, and dies*
Harry: *Quietly runs to hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat*
John: Rick? Where are you?
Harry: *Sees motorcycle on boat*
John: *Looking around boat* Rick?! *Sees that Rick is dead*
Harry: *Tries to start motorcycle* Come on, let's go!
John: *Hears motorcycle, and runs downstairs*
Harry: *Tries to start motorcycle* Start for crying out loud.
John: *Gets on his motorcycle, and rides towards the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the boat*
Harry: *Starts motorcycle, and rides towards the end of the boat*
John: *Gets on hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat, and follows Harry*
Harry: *Rides onto another boat*
John: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Rides onto another boat*
John: *Still following*
Harry: *Stops motorcycle*
John: *Puts on brakes, but falls off boat, and into the water*
The water was so cold, that it caused John to die.
Harry: *Walks to edge of boat, and see's John's helmet* Briggs was right. bạn don't have enough experience. *Kicks mũ bảo hiểm into water*
As soon as Harry got off the boat, he saw Briggs, with a black eye, and a few cuts on his body.
Briggs: *Pointing gun at Harry* Stop right there Callahan.
Harry: *Looks at bomb in car, and sets it to go off in two minutes*
Briggs: Get out of there!
Harry: *Looking at Lieutenant Briggs* Your new generation of officers are dead.
Briggs: There's a lot thêm from where they came, believe me. Now listen Harry, I'm not happy with what you've done. bạn killed three police ponies. *Slowly gets into car* And the only reason I'm not gonna kill bạn is because, I'm going to sue you. With your own system. *Starts car* And who's going to believe you? You're a killer Harry, a maniac. *Drives backwards off pier, turns car around, and drives phía trước, chuyển tiếp out of the docks*
Harry: *Slowly walking toward Brigg's car*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Harry: *Looking at Brigg's destroyed car* A stallion has got to know his limits.
The End.
STH Productions Presents
The Sequel to Dirty Harry
chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum Force
Starring
The San Franciscolt Police Department
Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan
Innocent ponies
Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare
Bad Ponies
Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer
This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.
Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do bạn feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no bình luận at the time.
Reporter: Why did bạn let him free?
Ricca: That's a stupid question. *Pushes reported onto floor*
Reporter: Will bạn at least tell us about why bạn let Anthony Scarza get away with his crime?
Ricca: He was not the murderer.
Reporters: Can bạn tell us your opinion about everypony's reaction?
Bodyguard 1: Their minds are dead.
Reporter: What do bạn mean bởi that?
Bodyguard 1: I mean their minds are dead.
They go outside, and are greeted to a mob of angry ponies holding signs.
Protestors: Ricca is a killer!!
Police Ponies: *Holding back protesting ponies*
Reporter: What do bạn think about this situation.
British Pony: bạn know what I think? I'll tell bạn what I think! To hell with the court system! Ricca can go kill himself.
Ricca: *Gets into limo*
Driver: *Starts car*
Bodyguards: *get in car*
Protestors: *Stomping hooves on car*
Driver: *Honking horn* Get out of the way!!
Protestors: Don't come back!
Driver: *Drives away from protestors*
Protestors: *Running after car*
Reporter: We have just heard that after letting Anthony Scarza walk away scott free from a crime he committed, everypony in San Franciscolt have gotten very angry with John Ricca. This definitely will not be the last of Ricca, as we will see thêm of him. thêm on this story later.
At somepony's house, a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was watching the news on his TV, and decided to go for a ride on his motorcycle.
Meanwhile, on a highway.
Driver: *Driving car*
Bodyguard 2: It's over.
Ricca: Yeah, hopefully for a long time.
Police Pony: *Riding up on motorcycle*
Driver: *Sees ngựa con, ngựa, pony in mirror*
Bodyguard 1: A cop.
Driver: Take it easy. I'm driving this thing like a baby carriage.
Police Pony: *Puts on lights*
Driver: Great.
Police Pony: *Goes tiếp theo to Driver, and signals to pull over*
Driver: *Drives off highway, and parks car on side of road*
Police Pony: *Stops bike behind car, and gets off*
Driver: *Rolls down window*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Do bạn know who's back there?
Police Pony: That doesn't matter. bạn were driving on a double line.
Driver: A double line?
Bodyguard 2: Take it easy. You're gonna regret pulling us over.
Police Pony: Let me see your license.
Driver: *Gives driver license to police pony*
Police Pony: *Walks to bike*
Driver: That's right, walk back to your motorcycle.
Ricca: We better get out of here.
Bodyguard 1: Relax.
Police Pony: *Returns to car* Is this car registered to you?
Driver: *Points to Ricca* To him.
Police Pony: I'll need to see the registration
Driver: Give me a break.
Police Pony: *Pulls out gun, and shoots driver*
Bodyguard 1: *Tries to get out of car*
Police Pony: *Shoots bodyguard in head*
Ricca: Ah!
Police Pony: *Shoots Ricca twice, and then shoots một giây bodyguard*
All four ponies in the car were dead. The Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked back to his motorcycle, and rode off.
An giờ after the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony killed Ricca, and the other ponies in the car, Harry, and his new partner, Early Joe arrived at the scene of the crime.
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 6: *Sees Harry* Hi Harry, what are bạn doing here?
Harry: My job.
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 6: bạn better get out of here before Lieutenant Briggs sees you.
Harry: Let him see me. It would be an interesting experience.
Lieutenant Briggs: And so it is. What are bạn doing here Harry?
Harry: Observing the crime scene.
Lieutenant Briggs: You, and your partner are on stakeout.
Harry: Yeah, well we had nothing interesting to watch, and we were close by. *Looks in car* Whoever did this must be a professional.
Lieutenant Briggs: Harry, I'll deal with this.
Harry: Why you? Can't bạn trust me?
Lieutenant Briggs: No. All bạn do is wave your gun around, and kill everypony.
Harry: What makes bạn think you're better?
Lieutenant Briggs: Because I've been working for the police here for eleven years, and I never had to take my gun out of it's holster.
Harry: *Smiles* You're a good stallion Briggs, and a good stallion always knows his limitations.
An xe cứu thương arrived just as Harry, and Early Joe were leaving.
Early: What's with you, and Lieutenant Briggs anyway?
Harry: Jealousy. He knows I'm the right ngựa con, ngựa, pony for this job. It's just a matter of time before he finds out.
Early: How many partners did bạn say bạn had before me?
Harry: Seven.
Early: What happened to the one before me?
Harry: He go shot.
Early: Really?
Harry: Yeah, but he's still alive. He's a teacher at some college over at San Diego. Would bạn like to go have lunch?
Early: How could bạn think about thực phẩm after seeing that?
Harry: Relax. I know a good spot for hamburgers.
The two stallions went to the airport, where a restaurant was owned bởi a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Rodriguez.
Rodriguez: *Gives hamburger to Harry* bạn sure bạn don't want anything?
Early: Oh, no thanks.
Rodriguez: Man. I can't believe that Ricca was shot in broad daylight like that.
Harry: Well, at least nopony will have to worry about him.
Rodriguez: Yeah.
Airport Manager: Attention, all personnel. We have a white card on the runway.
Rodriguez: There must be trouble. That means something bad is happening.
Airport Ponies: *Waiting bởi door*
Early: Seems like they're talking about something important.
Harry: Let me go check. *Walks to airport ponies*
Airport Ponies: We can't just let them take that plane! There are innocent ponies aboard.
Harry: *Arrives* What seems to be the problem?
Airport Pony: Who are you?
Harry: *Shows police badge* Inspector Calahan. What's the matter?
Airport Pony: Well inspector, there's been a huge problem on one of our airplanes. A bunch of terrorists took it over.
Airport ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: And we have no pilots to fly that plane.
Harry: May I offer a suggestion?
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.
Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop talking, and get us up!
Harry: Where to?
Terrorist: I'll tell bạn when we get up in the air.
Harry: Would bạn care to get us in take off position?
Co Pilot: *Getting plane in take off position*
Harry: *Slowly taxiing towards ending of runway*
Passengers: *Sitting in seats*
Terrorist 2: *Watching passengers*
Harry: *Turns plane around for take off*
Control Tower Pony: *Watching*
Early Joe: *Watching*
Terrorist 1: di chuyển it!
Harry: *Taxiing faster*
Airport Pony: That's right Lieutenant. Thankfully, one of your ponies is on there right now. An Inspector Calahan.
Briggs: *In car not far away from airport* Calahan?! Go faster.
Mercury: *Driving faster*
Harry: *Gaining very little altitude*
Co Pilot: Excuse me captain. I know this may sound silly, but can bạn fly?
Harry: No.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at Harry*
Harry: *Looks at terrorist* I never learned. *Puts brakes on plane*
The brakes were so strong that it made the terrorist lose balance.
Harry: *Breaks terrorist's neck, and takes gun*
Terrorist 2: *Running to end of airplane*
Harry: *Goes towards passengers*
Terrorist 2: *Hiding behind wooden wall*
Passenger: *Standing up*
Harry: Sit down!
Passenger: *Sits down*
Harry: *Shoots tường twice*
The bullets penetrated the wall, and hit the terrorist hiding behind it.
Ponies: *Driving emergency vehicles to airplane*
Mercury: *Stops car near plane*
Briggs: *Gets out of car*
Harry: *Walking down steps of airplane* What are bạn doing here Lieutenant? *Walks away*
Briggs: *Staring at Harry*
Joe: *Walking away with Harry*
It was 8:30 PM. Harry drove to the police station to check out for the day, and go to his home.
Harry: *Parks car in police parking lot, then walks to police headquarters*
Charlie: *Goes backwards in his car, and nearly hits Harry*
Harry: *Looking in car*
Charlie: *Comes out of car* Harry. bạn crazy bastard, I could've killed you.
Harry: Yeah, I've noticed.
Charlie: It's been a while since I've seen you. bạn don't look any older to me. Do I look any older to you?
Harry: No.
Charlie: How come bạn haven't seen me in all these years?
Harry: I'm sorry Charlie, I've been wanting to, but I've been too busy.
Charlie: Yeah, well I'm not living with Carol anymore.
Harry: I'm sorry to hear that.
Charlie: Yeah, it's alright. I guess it's all of this police work that us stallions do. It ain't as easy as it used to be. Am I right?
Harry: I suppose. Why don't bạn retire?
Charlie: Retire? Let me tell bạn something, I've been on the police force for ten years, and I ain't ever retiring. *Gets back in car* The only way to go down, is to go down fighting! *Starts car* Am I right?!
Harry: *Shakes head yes*
Charlie: *Drives out of parking lot*
Harry walked into the police building, and went downstairs to the shooting range. When he got there, there were four stallions, all of them were in their twenties.
Harry: bạn practice a lot here?
John: When you're a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony bạn have to practice. I'm John Davis. This is Phil Sweet, Rick Jones, and over there we have Max McGarrett.
Harry: bạn related to Steve McGarrett?
All: *Laughing*
Harry: *Goes to set up new targets* I wasn't expecting anypony else here. Usually, I get this area to myself.
John: We'll leave if bạn want us to.
Harry: *Sets targets* Nah, that's alright. *Goes back to shooting area*
Rick: What kind of gun do bạn have?
Harry: *Shows .44* I always use this gun.
Max: What kind of bullets do bạn use?
Harry: Hollow points, with a light special. I always prefer this gun over a .357 anyday, but they're both good guns. *Shoots target six times*
All six bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: That was pretty good.
Harry: Would bạn like to try?
Rick: Oh, I don't know.
Harry: Go on, I insist.
Rick: Okay. *Takes gun, and shoots target six times*
Only five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Rick: *Frowns*
Others: *Smiling*
Rick: I missed one.
Harry: That's alright bạn still did good.
Rick: Yeah, it's a little heavy for me.
Harry: You'll get used to it after a while. Where'd bạn learn to shoot? Definitely not from around here.
Rick: No sir. I learned over at Denver. John, and Phil learned in St. Foalis, and Max learned in San Diego.
Harry: Are they better then you?
Rick: John, and Max are. Phil is better then me on a good day.
Phil: *Laughing* On a good day!
John: Well, we better get going.
And all four of the stallions left Harry at the shooting range.
One morning, a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was RIDING A MOTORCYCLE down a street. He stopped, got off his bike, and walked up a small đồi núi, hill near somepony's house.
Police Pony: *Hiding behind bush*
Teenage Ponies: *Playing in pool*
Police Pony: *Setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: Hey, I just got my hooficure.
Teenage Stallion: Come in the pool with us.
Teenage Mare: Okay! *Jumps in pool*
Police Pony: *Finishes setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: *Comes out of water* Oh yeah!! It's great! But bạn know what else is great?
Teenage Ponies: What?
Teenage Mare: My ass.
Police Pony: *Throws smoke grenade at pool*
Teenage Ponies: Whoa. Where did that come from?
Police Pony: *Shooting teenage ponies*
Teenage Ponies: AAHH! *Die*
Teenage Stallion: *Running toward a door*
Police Pony: *Shoots teenage stallion*
Teenage Mare: *Running behind house*
Police Pony: *Shoots teenage mare until she dies*
Everypony was dead, and the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony walked away.
Two hours later, it ended up on the news.
News Pony: *Flying news helicopter*
Camera Pony: *In helicopter filming*
News ngựa con, ngựa, pony that isn't in a helicopter: Do bạn think this was some kind of a gang attack?
Lieutenant Briggs: I have no comment.
News Pony: Why would somepony attack a group of teenagers?
Lieutenant Briggs: No comment.
News Pony: Officer, what about all the killings last year, are bạn going to make a bình luận on that?
Lieutenant Briggs: I have nothing to say at the time.
News Pony: Well how about-
Lieutenant Briggs: Look. This solution will be solved. This town belongs to everypony. If there is a murderer out there, we will find him.
Harry was watching the news at a friend's house. Her name was Carol, and she had three little ponies. Their names were Jack, Nicholas, and Theresa.
Harry: *Turns off TV*
Carol: *Walking to kitchen*
Carol's little ponies: *Chasing each other*
Carol: Okay kids, time to say goodnight to Harry.
Little Ponies: Aw, do we have to go to bed?
Carol: Yes!
Theresa: *Hugging Harry* Good night Harry.
Harry: Good night sweetheart.
Jack: *Shaking Harry's hoof* Good night Harry.
Harry: Good night Jack.
Nicholas: *Jumps onto Harry, and hugs him* Good night!
Harry: Good night.
Carol: Okay, go to bed.
Nicholas: *Runs to giường room*
Carol: *Sighs, and sits tiếp theo to Harry*
Harry: They're good ponies.
Carol: Yeah, but sometimes they just don't know when to do what they're told.
Harry: Yeah. I heard you, and Charlie aren't married anymore.
Carol: Good riddance if bạn ask me.
Harry: I guess that means I can have thêm of that meatloaf bạn always make. It's delicious.
Carol: *Smiles*
Harry: Do bạn know where Charlie is living now?
Carol: I don't know, and I don't care.
Harry: What did he do to make bạn angry?
Carol: He went to our neighbor, and challenged him to a Mexican standoff.
Harry: Really?
Carol: *Shakes head yes* He had his gun loaded, and everything. Now what would bạn tell your children if your wife was trying to kill somepony just for fun?
Harry: I have no idea. What did bạn tell your kids?
Carol: I told them that he had some kind of an illness. Can I ask bạn another question?
Harry: Sure.
Carol: This could be personal.
Harry: Go ahead. We've been Những người bạn for a long time.
Carol: How come after all these years, bạn haven't tried to make a di chuyển on me?
Harry: What are bạn talking about?
Carol: bạn didn't try to ask me out, hoặc anything.
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Carol: *Picks up phone* Hello?... It's for you.
Harry: *Takes phone* Yeah?
Joe: Harry, we need your help down at the general store.
Harry: I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I have to go.
Carol: Okay. See bạn later.
The sound of broken glass could be heard from upstairs.
Carol: Holy shit! With all those kids, do bạn think I'll ever get laid? *Goes upstairs* What's going on up there?!
Harry wasn't sure why Carol đã đưa ý kiến that, but he left the house, and went to the general store.
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a ngựa con, ngựa, pony working at the general store.
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the ngựa con, ngựa, pony over there đọc the magazine, and some of his Những người bạn were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The ngựa con, ngựa, pony đọc the magazine, walked away, and got to an trái cam, màu da cam car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting bởi magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. bạn just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are bạn going to the an toàn, két an toàn hoặc what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't bạn help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few phút later at the police station
Harry: bạn handled yourself well out there.
Joe: bạn really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If bạn don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then bạn out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see bạn again Harry.
Harry: What are bạn four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See bạn around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: bạn know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell bạn something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
One night at a HOTEL.
Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't bạn heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless bạn keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get bạn there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black Mare: *Laughing*
Taxi Driver: *Stops* Here we are ma'am. 1000, sunset boulevard.
Black Mare: Thank you.
Pimp: *Gets in taxi*
Black Mare: Ah!
Taxi Driver: Is everything okay back the-
Pimp: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives* Where to?
Pimp: Just keep going, I'll let bạn know when to stop.
Taxi Driver: bạn got it.
Black Mare: I was just on my way to see you.
Pimp: Why didn't bạn call?
Black Mare: I had no phone?
Pimp: No phone at a hotel? What have bạn been doing?
Black Mare: Stuff.
Pimp: Bullshit. Let's see that purse. *Takes purse, and sees money* Uh, huh. What have bạn been doing? bạn know what? Don't answer that question. I know you're just going to be a shitty đít, mông, ass liar anyway.
Black Mare: I was going to give that money to you. Give me a chance?
Pimp: Chance? Bitch, bạn had your chance. Now, it's over. *Grabs a can of motor oil*
Taxi Driver: Oh no! *Stops cab, and runs out*
Black Mare: No! Leave me alone!
Pimp: *Sprays motor oil into black mare's mouth*
The black mare then started choking, and died.
tiếp theo morning, the pimp was driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge, leaving San Franciscolt.
Pimp: *Driving over bridge*
Police Pony: *Riding motorcycle*
Pimp: *Passes a car*
Police Pony: *Turns on police light*
Pimp: *Goes off highway*
Police Pony: *Follows*
Pimp: *Sees police pony* What the hell?
The pimp, and police ngựa con, ngựa, pony continued going down the road, until they got under the bridge they were previously on.
Police Pony: *Walks from bike, to pimp*
Pimp: *Hiding gun under his leg*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Pimp: What am I getting pulled over for?
Police Pony: Let me see your driver's license. I'm afraid bạn were speeding.
Pimp: Yeah, bạn better be afraid.
Police Pony: Just hiển thị me your license.
Pimp: Sure thing officer. *Grabs wallet, and shows driver's license in wallet, with a $100 bribe*
The pimp was about to grab his gun, but the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony beat him to that.
Pimp: *Staring at police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots Pimp five times*
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.
Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen bạn here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to giường with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*
Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.
Harry: *Opens door*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: *Looking around room* Do bạn always live in the dark?
Harry: thêm hoặc less. *Sits down* I got drinks if you're thirsty.
Sunny: *Looks in refrigerator*
Harry: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
Briggs: Is that bạn Calahan?
Harry: Of course it's me. Who were bạn expecting? Clint Eastwood?
Briggs: What are bạn doing?
Harry: Entertaining a female guest.
Briggs: Well put your pants back on, and get over here. We need your help on all those murders being made in this town.
Harry: I'm on stakeout, remember?
10 phút later at a morgue.
Briggs: Not anymore Calahan. As of now, you, and your partner are on homicide.
Morgue owner: We got these dead bodies that came in just now. This ngựa con, ngựa, pony died for gambling. The one tiếp theo to him died for driving a truck. This black mare, and the pimp, are the newest bodies we got.
Harry: What happened?
Morgue owner: We heard from a taxicab driver that the pimp killed his special somepony, and this morning, somepony else shot the pimp bởi the golden neigh bridge.
Police Captain: Harry, this is serious business. If bạn mess things up, I'm gonna drop bạn lower then cá voi shit.
Harry: Speaking of cá voi shit, what have bạn found Briggs?
Briggs: I'll have bạn know that we work hard here, and we don't take kindly to foul ups.
After that, Harry went to his apartment.
Harry: *Walks in room*
Sunny: *Laying in bed*
Harry: Are bạn comfortable?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Warm enough?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Good. *Lays in giường tiếp theo to Sunny*
And they both slept together.
tiếp theo morning, Harry was looking at a bullet through a microscope.
Early Joe: *Walks in* The ponies in the white coats want to see you.
Harry: I wonder why.
Early Joe: They want to hiển thị bạn something that could help us with that murder.
Harry: Of the pimp?
Early Joe: Yes.
Harry: Alright. Let's see what they got. *Walks to pimp car*
Early Joe: *Follows*
White áo, áo khoác Pony: So, we measured the area of the blood on one of the car seats, and we determined that the killer had to be standing right tiếp theo to the car when he shot that pimp. One bullet would not be enough to make a pool of blood like that, so the killer shot him five times, with a magnum.
Early Joe: Maybe it was Harry. He has a magnum, and hates pimps thêm than anypony.
Harry: *Glares at Early Joe* Enough with the jokes Joe.
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.
Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: bạn want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best ngựa con, ngựa, pony we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something bạn got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well bạn can't just stop him, and arrest him. bạn got to be creative. There's a reason why he's been around here without being in jail for a long time.
Briggs: That's none of my concern Callahan. Get the job done.
Meanwhile, at the harbor near the bridge going into Oakland.
Frank: *drives out of harbor*
Gangsters: *Following in two different cars*
Early Joe: The chase is on.
Harry: It's not really much of a chase if they're following the speed limit. *Follows Frank's convoy*
Soon, they were on the Golden Neigh Bridge.
Frank: *Driving 50 miles an hour*
Gangster: *Following in different car*
Gangster 2: *Following in another different car*
Frank: *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Follows*
Joe: Who do we follow?
Harry: We'll follow the two cars. *Drives onto exit*
Gangster: *Goes left*
Frank: *Goes right*
Joe: Now what?
Harry: Stick with the money. *Goes right*
Frank: *Driving up hill*
Harry: *Passes Frank*
Joe: What are bạn doing?
Harry: Trust me. This won't take too long.
Frank: *Turns around*
Harry: *Turns around, and follows Frank*
Joe: Are bạn going to ignore what Briggs said?
Harry: Yeah. *Gets behind Frank*
Frank: *Lowers window, and signals Harry to pass*
Harry: *Drives tiếp theo to Frank* Roll down your window.
Joe: What for?
Harry: Just do it.
Joe: *Rolls down window*
Harry: Excuse me, can bạn help us out with something?
Frank: What do bạn want?
Harry: We seem to be lost, do bạn know where the San Quentin Hotel is?
Frank: It's right behind you. Don't bạn see good?
Harry: Oh yeah, I see fine. I just wanted to see if bạn knew where the San Quentin Hotel was, and bạn do, don't you? Loser! *Drives away*
Frank: *Stops car*
Harry: I'll get bạn sooner hoặc later. *Continues to drive*
Joe: Do bạn always go bởi your rules? No wonder Briggs is always losing his mind when he talks to you.
Harry: If bạn do something somepony else's way, you're putting your life into somepony else's hooves.
Ryan, and Mercury were two police ponies on stakeout. They were looking at a hotel from another building, using a microscope.
Ryan: Nothing is happening so far.
Mercury: Good things come to those who wait.
Ryan: Why don't we forget about all this, and go buy some hotdogs?
Mercury: Because we're on a job, and we got to focus on it. Let me take over.
Ryan: Fine. *Leaves microscope*
Mercury: *Looks through microscope, then looks down street* Well, I see somepony that looks very similar to the one that's been making all those killings around here.
Ryan: Really? bạn see him?
Mercury: Yes I do. It looks like Charlie McCoy.
Charlie: *Riding down đường phố, street on motorcycle*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Driving car, honks horn, and accidentally hits Charlie*
Charlie: *Falls off motorcycle*
Mercury: Looks like somepony hit him.
Ryan: Is he okay?
Mercury: Yeah, he's getting back up.
Meanwhile, at the hotel
Police Pony: *Walking up stairs*
Drug Addicts: *Snorting coke* This is good stuff.
Police Pony: *Walking to hàng đầu, đầu trang floor*
Ryan: Get back to looking at that hotel, will you? McCoy ain't doing anything interesting.
Mercury: Alright, alright. *Looks at hotel*
Police Pony: *Walking up stairs, then steps in puddle of water, but continues walking upstairs*
Drug Addict: bạn want some babe?
Drug Addict 2: No handsome, bạn have it.
Police Pony: *Walks down a different flight of stairs, then puts silencer on a revolver*
Italian Drug Dealer: Hey, be careful with that stuff. Don't spill it!
Drug Addict: Relax man.
Drug Addict 2: Yeah, why don't bạn have some?
Italian Drug Dealer: Oh, fine.
Guard: *Guarding room*
Police Pony: *Walks to the guard*
Guard: *Sees police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots guard*
Italian Drug Dealer: *Sees alarm go off* There's an intruder.
Police Pony: *Barges in room, then shoot Italian drug dealer*
Drug Addict: xin chào man, what are bạn doing?!
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict*
Drug addict 2: Ah! *Goes towards window*
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict 2*
Drug addict 2: *Goes through window, and falls off building* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ryan: Oh shit, we better get going!
Mercury: *grabs rifle*
Police Pony: *Walking through parking garage*
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Sees police pony, and takes off helmet*
The một giây police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was Charlie.
Police Pony: *Shoots Charlie*
Charlie: *Dies*
Police Pony: *Runs toward exit*
Ryan: *Running towards entrance*
Mercury: *Following*
Police Pony: I saw the killer, he went that way.
Ryan: Thank you. *Runs in*
Mercury: *Follows Ryan*
Ponies: *Gathering around* What's going on? Why was that ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a rifle?
Police Pony: Remain calm. *Takes off helmet* There's nothing to see here.
The police ngựa con, ngựa, pony was John Davis.
In the office of Lieutenant Briggs
Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: bạn were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. bạn weren't doing your job, and bạn could get fired for that. Now bạn let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: bạn can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? bạn expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife. He's dead. A stakeout team found him in there with a bullet in his head. And the only reason that I'm going to go easy on bạn for letting Frank escape, is because I know that you, and Charlie were very close friends.
Harry: Yeah.
Briggs: And believe me Harry, it's Pollanchio going around killing everypony.
Harry: *Leaving office*
Briggs: Harry?
Harry: *Turns around*
Briggs: If it means anything coming from me, I'm sorry about Charlie.
Harry: *Leaves office*
Ten phút later, at the airport, a coffin was being loaded onto an airplane. In the coffin was Charlie's corpse.
Harry: *Standing bởi Carol, and her little ponies* Are bạn sure bạn have to leave?
Carol: Yes, I'm sure. I never really liked it in this city.
Harry: Well, I'm going to miss your meatloaf.
Jack: We're gonna miss bạn too Harry.
Theresa: Yeah.
Harry: Maybe I might come, and visit you.
Carol: That would be lovely. Come on kids, let's get in the car. *Gets in car*
Theresa, Jack, and Nicholas: *Get in car*
Harry: Take them to the departure zone please.
Driver: Yes sir. *Drives away*
Harry: *Looking at John* bạn didn't have to come here bạn know.
John: I know, but I wanted to. I couldn't help, but feel responsible somehow.
The tiếp theo ngày was an important day. Many police ponies in San Franciscolt were competing in a challenge of target practice, and combat training.
Target Pony: *Hits button that moves target*
Mercury: *Shoots target with .38 revolver*
Five bullets hit the bulls eye.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Harry: Good shooting Mercury.
Mercury: Thanks Harry, and hey. I'm sorry about Charlie McCoy.
Harry: That's alright, but what I don't understand is how John Davis got to that fucking building before bạn did.
Mercury: I can't understand it either. Me, and Ryan ran as fast as we could to get there. Maybe we're getting too old.
Harry: Doubt it. *Loads his gun*
Target Pony: *Hits button that moves target*
Harry: *Shoots target six times*
Three bullets hit the bulls eye, but the other three hit a 2x area, that would double up the score. He was winning.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Harry: *Reloading gun*
Max: Harry, good job. The only ponies that could stand a chance at beating bạn now is John Davis, and Phil Sweet.
Harry: They both use the same guns, right?
Max: We all use the same gun.
Target Pony: Harry, you're winning so far. It's your choice on the tiếp theo objective. Cans, hoặc combat.
Harry: *Thinking* Combat.
And so, they did combat. Phil, and some other ponies alreay went, now it was John's turn, and then it would be Harry's turn.
John: *Shoots enemy targets, then slowly walks*
Enemy target: *Appears*
John: *runs for cover, then shoots enemy target twice, and reloads*
Civilian target: *Appears*
John: *Waits*
Police Target: *Appears*
John: *Waits*
Enemy Target: *Appears*
John: *Shoots enemy target*
Two enemy targets: *Appear*
John: *Shoots both enemy targets, and runs out of ammo* Out!!
Target Pony: And John Davis gets in first place with forty seconds.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Target Pony: Up tiếp theo is Harry Callahan.
Harry: *Shoots enemy target*
Enemy target: *Appears*
Harry: *Shoots target*
Civilian target: *Appears*
Harry: *Waits*
Police Target: *Appears*
Harry: *Waits*
Enemy Target: *Appears*
Harry: *Shoots target*
Another target appeared, and Harry shot it, but...
Phil: That was a cop. He shot one of the good ponies.
Harry: *Walks back to target pony*
Target Pony: Harry, your time was 36 seconds, but I'm sorry, bạn shot a good pony.
John: I'm sorry about what happened.
Harry: Well bạn won, that's all that matters.
John: Yeah, but it doesn't seem right.
Harry: xin chào Target, how about setting up six enemy targets for me? I wanna try to use Phil's .357.
Target: Sure thing Harry.
Phil: Good luck. *Gives Harry gun*
Harry: Thank you. *Takes gun*
Target: *Makes targets appear*
Harry: *Shoots gun six times*
He shot five out of six targets. One of the bullets hit a điểm thưởng building.
Harry: I missed one.
Rick: That's alright, bạn still did good.
Harry: It was a little too light for me.
John: You'll get the hang of it.
Harry: Yep.
Hours later, it was night time. Harry walked around the combat zone with a flashlight, and found the building that he shot with Phil's gun. He then grabbed a knife, and got the bullet out of the building.
1 giờ later
Harry: *Looking at bullet through microscope*
Joe: *Walks in* It's been half an hour. bạn đã đưa ý kiến this would only take five minutes.
Harry: Was it really half an hour? Seemed like five phút to me.
Joe: What are bạn doing anyway?
Harry: Looking at the ballistics from Phil's gun, and comparing it with another ballistic from the killing of Charlie McCoy. Davis, and Sweet use the same gun, so it's possible that either one of them killed Charlie, and the others.
Joe: Right. Well, I'm going to have bữa tối, bữa ăn tối down at my ma's house. She makes very good beef stew. bạn want some?
Harry: No thanks. I think I saw something that killed my apetite.
tiếp theo morning, at the same room.
Briggs: What is it bạn wanted to hiển thị me Harry?
Harry: Wait, and see.
Lab Pony: May I help you?
Harry: I'm letting the lieutenant catch up on his research.
Lab Pony: Go on in.
Harry & Briggs: *walk in room*
Harry: Now I was looking at a bullet from Phil Sweet's gun, and comparing it with the bullet from Charlie's death. I want bạn to take a look at it.
Briggs: *Looking at bullets* Yes. Interesting. They do look very similar, but we don't really know if it's them for the time being.
Harry: Yeah, okay.
Briggs: Where did bạn find this?
Harry: At the combat zone in the target range.
Briggs: Harry, don't mess around! We have serious business to do, and you're accusing police officers of killing everypony.
Harry: I already know we have work to do. I've been doing it.
Briggs: Well, do me a favor. You're getting a một giây chance at arresting Pollanchio. I'll have a tìm kiếm warrant ready within half an hour. I want bạn to bring Pollanchio here alive.
Harry: How about bạn do me a favor? I'd like the four new recruits to be part of my squad.
Briggs: What do bạn want them for?
Harry: They're great at shooting.
Briggs: There's not supposed to be any shooting! Besides, they don't have enough experience. They'll get scared, jump, and accidentally pull the trigger.
Harry: How are they supposed to get any fucking experience if they can't do it?
Briggs: Fine. Have it your way. Those four new recruits will tham gia bạn on the arrest of Pollanchio.
It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.
Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, hoặc one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay bởi your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See bạn there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank bạn for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let bạn down.
Harry: I know bạn won't.
The four young police ponies got on their motorcycles, while Harry got into his car, and they followed the three police cars.
Meanwhile, Frank Pollanchio, and his gang we're doing what all gangsters do when not causing violence, eating Chinese thực phẩm in a WAREHOUSE.
The phone was ringing, but nopony bothered to pick it up. After 15 seconds, they had it.
Frank: Henry, pick up the phone.
Henry: *Stops eating, goes to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
???: Listen, there's going to be some police officers trying to arrest bạn guys. Be careful. *Hangs up*
Henry: *Puts phone down*
Frank: What was it?
Henry: I just got a call from somepony saying that police officers would be here.
Frank: Everypony grab a gun.
Gangsters: *Grabbing shotguns, and MP40's*
Frank: bạn see anything?
Gangster 1: I just see somepony walking.
Frank: Is he wearing a police uniform?
Gangster 1: No.
Frank: Whoever that ngựa con, ngựa, pony was who called Henry must have been pranking him.
Henry: Hey, there's four police ponies coming here on motorcycles.
Gangster 1: That ngựa con, ngựa, pony just grabbed a gun. A big revolver!
Frank: Goddamnit. Just stay in here, and don't do anything.
Phil: *Knocks on door*
Frank: Who is it?
Phil: Police ponies, let us in.
Frank: There's nopony here!
Phil: We have a tìm kiếm warrant for this place. Let us in!
Frank: *Pointing shotgun at door* bạn can't come in.
Phil: We know he's in there, let us in!
Frank: How about bạn eat my lead?! *Shoots door*
The bullets went through the door, and hit Phil. He was dead.
Harry: *Shoots gangster 1*
Frank: *Shooting at John*
John: *Taking cover*
Rick: *Shoots window*
Harry: *Shoots Henry*
Gangster 2: *Shooting MP40 at Harry*
Harry: *Taking cover behind cooler*
Gangster 3: *Shooting at Harry*
Frank: Somepony get out there, and kill the ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the .44!
Gangster 2: I'm on it! *Runs downstairs*
The rest of Harry's squad arrived in the three cars.
Gangster 4: *Shooting at police car*
Joe: *Using microphone* Cease fire! Cease fire! Put your weapons down, and come out with your hooves up!
Gangster 3: Goddamn cops.
Frank: Go to hell! *Shoots police pony*
Max: *Crawling towards door so that he won't get shot*
Police Pony: *Shoots gangster 4*
Gangster 3: *Shoots at Joe*
Joe: *Taking cover behind car*
Max: *Opens door, and kills gangster 3*
Frank: *Runs away*
Harry: *Waiting bởi cooler*
Gangster 2: *Shoots five bullets at Harry, then runs into garage*
Harry: *Shoots nhà để xe door*
Gangster 2: *Drives out of nhà để xe in car*
Harry: *Shoots gangster 2*
The car crashed into a small office building.
Frank: *Drives out of nhà để xe in car*
Harry: *Jumps on mui xe of the car*
Frank: *Backs up, turns around, and drives forward*
Harry: *Holding onto car*
Frank: *Driving fast*
Harry: *Holding on*
Frank: *Turns left*
Harry: *Falls off*
Frank: *Looks at Harry, then at a crane, and crashes*
The back of the car was up in the air, and Frank's dead body was on the gas, causing the back TIRES to still move.
Harry walked over to the car, and looked at Frank. He was dead alright, so he decided to end it all, and turn the car off.
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.
Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello bạn two, what can I help bạn with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, bạn decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?
Briggs: Obviously it was you!
Captain: Harry, every time bạn pull out that gun of yours, the paperwork in my office gets as tall as the Empire State Building.
Briggs: What do bạn have to say about your actions?
Harry: We were tipped off. They knew we were coming, and they fired the first shot.
Briggs: How do bạn know?!
Harry: I made 200 arrests in my life, and I can tell the difference on whether we get tipped off hoặc not.
Briggs: Harry, there's another thing we need from you.
Captain: The ballistics bạn were hiển thị to Briggs from Phil's gun.
Briggs: I'd like it right now.
Harry: *Grabs bullet from saddle bag* Eat it!
Briggs & Captain: *Walking away*
After being treated at the doctor's office, Harry was walking with his partner, Early Joe.
Joe: Sheesh. bạn got stitches just for falling off of a car?
Harry: Yeah.
Joe: So what was it bạn wanted to hiển thị me?
Harry: I've been thinking about this very clearly. It could have been any of those four rookies that tipped us off before they arrived on their motorcycles.
Joe: What about Davis, and Sweet?
Harry: Sweet sacrificed himself for us. No các câu hỏi asked. We somehow have to get Briggs to know that those four rookies are up to this. He asked for the ballistics I got from Phil's gun, but I gave him a replica for the time being.
Joe: So what happens if we WIN?
Harry: If we win, those rookies will be put behind bars for a very long time.
Joe: And if we lose?
Harry: All of this would have been for nothing.
Joe: It's a serious situation we're in.
Harry: Yeah. For some reason, it reminds me of all those firing squads they had back in Brazil years ago. Maybe they're still there, who knows?
Joe: Not me.
Harry: Listen Joe, you're a very good friend to me, and I want bạn to take care of yourself. Is that clear?
Joe: Yes sir.
Harry: Good. I'll let bạn know when I get thêm information.
After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.
Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If bạn give me your room key, I can get the mail for bạn when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*
At first, it seemed like he was the only ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the parking garage, but then...
Max: We're onto bạn Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony knowing what we're up to.
Harry: bạn were the ones that killed a dozen of ponies this week. What are bạn going to do tiếp theo week?
John: Kill a dozen more.
Max: Everypony will think of us as heroes.
Harry: Is that all bạn care about? Being heroes?
Rick: All of our Giải cứu thế giới are dead. We're the first generation of a new kind of hero. One that so many ponies will want to be, that it will never die. Now either you're with us, hoặc against us.
Harry: *Staring at three ponies* I believe bạn have misjudged me.
Max: *Rides motorcycle away from Harry*
Rick & John: *Following Max on their motorcycles*
As soon as they were gone, Harry walked to his apartment.
Harry: *Goes into apartment, then goes to mailbox, and looks inside*
He saw something that looked like, oh, I don't know, A BOMB!!
Harry: *Runs upstairs to his apartment*
He was looking for a screwdriver, and he found one on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the dresser, he took it, and went back downstairs.
Harry: *Looking at mailbox*
Sunny: *Walks in, and is about to open the mailbox*
Harry: No!! *Runs to mailbox* DON'T!! *Pushes Sunny away*
Sunny: Harry!! What are bạn doing?
Harry: *Unscrewing a screw from the mailbox door*
Landlord: *Walks down* What's going on? What are bạn doing?
Harry: What's it look like I'm doing?
Landlord: Did bạn forget your key?
Harry: Why don't bạn go mind your business? *Takes out screw, and starts unscrewing another screw*
Landlord: Hey, that's my mailbox too, don't get smart with me!
Harry: *Takes out another screw, and starts unscrewing a third screw*
Landlord: Tampering with the mailbox is a federal offense. I'm calling the police!
Harry: I am the police. *Takes out third screw, and starts unscrewing the final screw*
Landlord: Oh. You're that cop that lives upstairs?
Harry: Yes I am. *Takes out final screw*
Slowly, he moved the door off of the mailbox, and there attached to the other side of the door was a bomb. It was set to only go off when the door was opened.
Harry: *turns off bomb*
Sunny: *sees a bomb*
Landlord: *Sees bomb* ... a bomb?!!?
Harry: Yes, and if we kept sitting here talking, we'd be in the ceiling bởi now. Here, would bạn like to hold it?
Landlord: No, no, no. I don't want any trouble. *Runs away*
Harry: Sunny, get back to your apartment, and don't let anypony in. Is that clear?
Sunny: Yes. *Runs to her apartment room*
Harry: *Goes to his apartment room*
When Harry got to his room, he tried to call Joe. However, he would not answer the phone.
Joe was walking towards his apartment, carrying groceries. He heard the phone ringing, but didn't bother to pick it up.
Harry: *Tries to call Joe again*
Joe: *Eating cần tây from grocery bag*
Harry: Joe's not picking up. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to call Briggs.
Joe: *Opens mailbox*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. There was another bomb in Joe's mailbox.
Harry: *Calling Lieutenant Briggs*
Briggs: *In his office, picking up phone* Hello?
Harry: Briggs, it's Harry. I just found a bomb in my mailbox. Get somepony over at Early Joe's place.
Briggs: What?
Harry: I got a bomb, get somepony at Early's quickly!
Briggs: Alright. I'm coming over to your apartment. Stay there. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Puts phone away, then grabs his gun*
He did what Lieutenant Briggs told him to do, and waited there. Just in case someone tried to kill him, he had his gun ready.
Harry has been waiting in his apartment for fourty five minutes. Then, somepony was knocking on his door.
Harry: Yeah?
??: *Knocks on door six times*
Harry: *Pointing gun at door* Come on in.
Briggs: *Opens door, and looks at gun* I don't like looking in one of those things.
Harry: *Puts gun away*
Briggs: Where's the bomb?
Harry: It's on the dresser.
Briggs: *Looks at dresser, and takes bomb* This could have activated when bạn opened your mailbox door. We have to get this down at police headquarters, and fast.
So they both walked out of Harry's room, and toward Brigg's car.
Briggs: Would bạn mind driving? I wanna take a closer look at the bomb. *Gives keys to Harry, and gets in car*
Harry: *Gets in car, starts it, and drives*
Briggs: Alright now. *Puts on glasses, and looks at bomb* I can't make the mô tả of this thing. Looks like it was homemade. Take the tiếp theo right to the freeway.
Harry: The freeway? That's heading away from the police headquarters.
Briggs: *Grabs gun, and points it at Harry* Exactly.
Harry: Your gun's out of it's bao da, holster Briggs.
Briggs: There's a first time for everything. Now, let's see your gun.
Harry: *Gives his gun to Briggs*
Briggs: *Takes ammo out of gun* Now, let's see the shells.
Harry: *Takes out one shell of ammo*
Briggs: Three. bạn always carry three with you.
Harry: *Takes out the other two*
Briggs: Now throw them all out of the window.
Harry: *Throws them out of the window*
Briggs: Now we're getting somewhere.
Harry: I thought bạn were supposed to be a good cop.
Briggs: With bạn around, there's no such thing.
Harry: bạn must be working with Davis, and those other ponies he hangs out with.
Briggs: Rick Jones, and Max McGarrett? Yes, but if Sweet was still alive, the entire gang would be here.
Harry: I could understand why those four young stallions would be cruel, but why bạn Briggs?
Briggs: Ninety years ago, nopony cared about the law. They created the mafia, and fought for their booze. That gave me inspiration to turn the entire world of police ponies into those that just killed, for no good reason.
Harry: *Gets on freeway* Oh yeah? Well bạn killed a police ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was good at his job.
Briggs: Who?
Harry: Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: He had a mental illness.
Harry: That's no reason for somepony to die. tiếp theo I suppose you're start executing everypony for J walking, and then you'll start executing everypony for traffic violations. hoặc maybe you'll execute your own neighbor when his dog fucks up your front yard.
Briggs: We don't care about the system, unlike you.
Harry: Briggs, I hate the system. Unless somepony changes it, I'll always hate it.
Briggs: You're becoming extinct Harry. *Looks in rearview mirror* Good old McGarrett is behind us. Get on the tiếp theo exit, and pull over.
Harry: *Gets on tiếp theo exit*
Briggs: Now pull ove-
Harry: *Drives into bus*
Briggs: Ow!
Harry: *Fighting for gun, while slowly driving car*
Briggs: Ah! *Holding gun out window, and drops it*
Harry: *Grabs Briggs bởi the neck, and slams his head into the dashboard five times*
Briggs: *Knocked out*
Harry: *Drives fast*
Max: *Follows Harry on motorcycle*
Harry: *Goes down Lombard Street*
Max: *Follows*
Harry: *Slowing down*
Max: *Getting closer to Harry*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Pulling out of driveway*
Harry: *Gets pass ngẫu nhiên pony*
Max: *Makes it passed the ngẫu nhiên pony*
Harry: *Drives off Lombard Street*
Max: *Following Harry*
Harry: *Turns left, and goes uphill*
Max: *Pulls out gun, and shoots back window*
The bullet went through the back window, and hit the front window.
Harry: *Driving downhill*
Max: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives across bridge*
Max: *Gets over bridge*
Harry: *Driving towards railroad crossing*
Engineer: *Pushing freight cars across the crossing*
Harry: *Turns left*
Max: *Turns left*
Harry: *Drives onto station platform*
Ponies: *Running out of the way*
Max: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives off platform, and runs into a JEEP*
Max: *Slows down*
Harry: *Drives back onto road*
Max: *Behind Harry on motorcycle*
Harry: *Drives right into parking lot*
Max: *Follows*
Harry: *Turns around, and pushes Lieutenant Briggs out of car*
Max: *Riding towards Harry*
Harry: *Runs into Max*
Max was dead, but Rick, and John were coming up on their motorcycles.
Harry: *Leaves parking lot*
Rick & John: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Drives into the docks*
Rick & John: *Following*
Harry: *Stops car at salvage yard, and runs onto an old aircraft carrier*
Rick & John: *Slowly ride onto aircraft carrier with their motorcycles*
Rick: *Goes up to hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat*
Harry: *Looking around boat*
John: *Arrives on motorcycle*
Harry: *Goes up stairs*
John: *Gets off motorcycle, and goes upstairs*
Rick: *Walking down into boat*
Harry: *Goes into a room*
John: *Loses sight of Harry*
Rick: *Looking around boat*
John: *Looking, and accidentally shoots a bunch of chains* (I thought that was Harry)
Harry: *Hears gunshots, and waits for somepony to arrive*
Rick: *Walking towards Harry* (Where is he? Ah!) *Shoots tường twice* (Whoops. I thought Harry was there.)
Harry: *Punches Rick*
Rick: *Falls on ground*
Harry: *Punches Rick in the neck five times*
Rick: *Choking, and dies*
Harry: *Quietly runs to hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat*
John: Rick? Where are you?
Harry: *Sees motorcycle on boat*
John: *Looking around boat* Rick?! *Sees that Rick is dead*
Harry: *Tries to start motorcycle* Come on, let's go!
John: *Hears motorcycle, and runs downstairs*
Harry: *Tries to start motorcycle* Start for crying out loud.
John: *Gets on his motorcycle, and rides towards the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the boat*
Harry: *Starts motorcycle, and rides towards the end of the boat*
John: *Gets on hàng đầu, đầu trang of boat, and follows Harry*
Harry: *Rides onto another boat*
John: *Follows Harry*
Harry: *Rides onto another boat*
John: *Still following*
Harry: *Stops motorcycle*
John: *Puts on brakes, but falls off boat, and into the water*
The water was so cold, that it caused John to die.
Harry: *Walks to edge of boat, and see's John's helmet* Briggs was right. bạn don't have enough experience. *Kicks mũ bảo hiểm into water*
As soon as Harry got off the boat, he saw Briggs, with a black eye, and a few cuts on his body.
Briggs: *Pointing gun at Harry* Stop right there Callahan.
Harry: *Looks at bomb in car, and sets it to go off in two minutes*
Briggs: Get out of there!
Harry: *Looking at Lieutenant Briggs* Your new generation of officers are dead.
Briggs: There's a lot thêm from where they came, believe me. Now listen Harry, I'm not happy with what you've done. bạn killed three police ponies. *Slowly gets into car* And the only reason I'm not gonna kill bạn is because, I'm going to sue you. With your own system. *Starts car* And who's going to believe you? You're a killer Harry, a maniac. *Drives backwards off pier, turns car around, and drives phía trước, chuyển tiếp out of the docks*
Harry: *Slowly walking toward Brigg's car*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Harry: *Looking at Brigg's destroyed car* A stallion has got to know his limits.
The End.
I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her ngày in and out.I know bạn guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and bạn guys are going to hate me thêm saying this. If bạn think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when bạn think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know bạn guys hate me bởi now so I'm ending the bài viết here.
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when bạn think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know bạn guys hate me bởi now so I'm ending the bài viết here.
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired cầu vồng Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I đã đưa ý kiến the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The ngày came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Những người bạn đã đưa ý kiến I was the tiếp theo element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
Bah... I just woke up. chịu, gấu with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for táo, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for táo, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................