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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do bạn have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine súng that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when bạn take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that bạn don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, hiển thị me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't bạn think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* bạn di chuyển the tank around with the left analog stick, and di chuyển the tháp nhỏ, tháp pháo around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, bạn shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do bạn expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if bạn somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, bạn can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime bạn want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one thêm thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: bạn know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in giường with cầu vồng Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: bạn could be one like me bạn know.
cầu vồng Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
cầu vồng Dash: Do bạn want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
cầu vồng Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: bạn ready?
Sean: bạn know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are bạn going?!
Sean: *Returns to cầu vồng Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
cầu vồng Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want bạn to follow me.
cầu vồng Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah bạn are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
cầu vồng Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten phút ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if bạn keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. bạn know... The one bạn wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a an toàn, két an toàn spot.

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 My car.
My car.
 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then bạn get on thêm ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, bạn have to land in the same spot that bạn started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up thêm ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have được trao out some wise sayings to bạn people in the past. Hopefully they helped bạn all become thêm of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give bạn all some wise sayings to help bạn out some more, as well as myself. Just to let bạn know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people bạn hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture bạn at any được trao moment.

Treasure what bạn may be được trao from people, be it object hoặc affection. Neither lasts as long as bạn would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: bạn interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When bạn đã đưa ý kiến abandoned warehouse, what did bạn mean bởi that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since bạn two are going to see it, bạn can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. bạn put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace bởi The Black thiên thần was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds tiếp theo to each other.

Andrew: Did bạn ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he đã đưa ý kiến he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear bạn two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I tham gia you?
Papillon: The thêm the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let bạn know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are bạn sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are bạn talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, hoặc in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything bạn do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, cầu vồng and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed bởi now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give bạn a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. bạn don't silly, bạn don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as bạn don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A tháng has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the ngựa con, ngựa, pony who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If bạn want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet bạn they're doing great. bởi now, they probably have all...
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