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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we tham gia them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do bạn have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How soon can they be called to arms?

Queen Chrysalis: At a single word from me.

King Sombra: Good... Their army is in tatters, thanks to that pesky serpent. Now is the best time to advance on them, while they're still weak.

While they walked and talked, Red Rose stayed behind them. Her anger was growing within her, as her beloved spoke to that crazy Queen. I mean, Red Rose was the one who told King Sombra, so why is he ignoring her!? She even began to câu hỏi why she left her friends, those she had started to care about, and was on her way to niêm phong, con dấu their fates.

Let's take a break from all of this evil, and turn to the Chrystal Empire. They had just finished celebrating, and the cleanup of the bodies was starting to commence. It was evening, and the land grew darker. Pegasi and Kỳ lân alike were called to gather the fallen, all into one pile. When they had all finally been stored together, Princess Celestia đã đưa ý kiến a few words to the ponies that were still alive.

Princess Celestia: All of bạn have done very well against this form of evil. It forced us to fight against one another, and ultimately many were sacrificed. But, we eventually overcame this threat bởi the bravery of all of you. So, I thank bạn sincerely, that I am once thêm able to raise the sun in the mornings. Goodnight everypony.

With that, the multitudes dispersed to their own separate quarters. No ngựa con, ngựa, pony was a stranger that night; those without a place to sleep were được trao shelter, those who had shared with the had-not's. If anything, this war managed to bring everypony closer together. That was the most peaceful night in Equestria, and all slept well. But, that was also the last night that anypony slept well, for King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis had just arrived to the outskirts of the Chrystal Empire.

Queen Chrysalis: I'll shine the green light of my horn, just for a second. All over Equestria, my army will see the light and advance on my position, awaiting my tiếp theo command.

King Sombra: Fine. As for me, I have a settle to score with a certain new princess.

As Queen Chrysalis blinked her light, King Sombra did his own thing. Black crystals sprouted everywhere, invading the streets and homes. Since everypony was asleep, no one was there to sound the alarm. This time, however, King Sombra added a special piece of magic to his crystals. Whoever were to touch them, would slowly give their energy to King Sombra. It would take a while for them to notice that their energy was being drained, other than the fact that they would be crankier.

After King Sombra had finished, he turned to Queen Chrysalis. She had stopped flashing her horn, and stood grinning.

King Sombra: Why do bạn just stand there!? Where is this army of yours? If bạn even have one!

Queen Chrysalis didn't react; she just smiled wider. Raising her hoof, she gently pushed King Sombra's muzzle to his left, and towards the stars. King Sombra saw nothing, just the multitudes of stars. As he looked however, the stars started to blink.
He stared in awe as hundreds of thousands of Changelings descended upon them, the beating of their wings filling the air. Even in the night, King Sombra could see the lust for evil in their eyes, and the anger in their hearts. As Queen Chrysalis stood tall with pride, fear entered King Sombra's heart. He had soon to realize, though, that pairing with Queen Chrysalis would be the worst mistake he had ever made.
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My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony đã đưa ý kiến "Let's go this way!" And I đã đưa ý kiến "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Những người bạn to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are bạn 0007?
Con: Yes. And bạn are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do bạn need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! bạn weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make bạn smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't bạn be trang chủ right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So bạn think bạn can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: bạn better believe it.
Toby: And bạn won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all bởi myself. You, Tim, and everypony will tình yêu it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant hoặc invisible they feel."

"There's over a million sách in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before bạn a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and bạn never have to see me again."
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting bạn into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE bạn KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two phút mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot thêm FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - xin chào there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... Slash life.


Episode 2
The cáo, fox Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. Slash was ace detective for 1 năm then-

Slash - Oh? bạn got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that các câu trả lời our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* bạn ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the tiếp theo Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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Shadowknight - So... How did bạn know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved bạn after bạn got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called bạn for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
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FI - Good news boys I found bạn a gent and mare to tham gia bạn up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied hoặc set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. bạn will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one thêm job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the chó sói, sói pack. Those sluts lấy trộm, đánh cắp all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if bạn can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And một giây will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do bạn think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to hiển thị them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did bạn cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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