Stranded Part 2 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by ppgFireball

Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to báo cáo that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could bạn please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 một phút later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
cầu vồng Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
cầu vồng Dash: .............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Twilight: don't worry everypony, we have each other. the bad thing is, we don't have sweets.
Pinkie Pie: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Twilight: sorry Pinkie. Pinkie? where'd she go?
táo, apple Jack: up there! -points to a mountain-
Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, bạn get down from there this instant!
Pinkie Pie: funny, bạn sound just like my mom! -laughs and then gets serious- but no! i don't wanna live in a world without Sô cô la cake....or chocolate!!!
Twilight: don't do this! suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem. there's much-
Pinkie Pie: I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! -jumps off mountain and crashes into the ground very violently-
Respond in 3....2....1.
Pinkie Pie: -is alive and conscious- -growls in anger- MOTHERF**K!!!
Twilight: see, i told bạn it was useless.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie is right Twilight, how am i supposed to survive with all this filth? i mean seriously, i might die here! what will happen to my beauty?! i think i'm gonna...i think i'm gonna...-faints-
cầu vồng Dash: ehh...she'll be fine.
Fluttershy: at least the island is full of cute little animals. :) -pets a bunny- speaking of animals, what are my poor pets going to back at home? they're going to starve to death! -cries-
táo, apple Jack: -pats Fluttershy's back- don't worry sugar cube, i bet you're pets are doin' fine. -eyes grow wide- and what about my farm and family?! táo, apple Bloom will be heartbroken when she figures her yêu thích sister is missing?!
Rarity: -is awake- and Sweetie Belle! even though she causes trouble and all but....OH MY SWEET LITTLE SISTER!!! -cries-
Twilight: girls, don't worry! Princess Celestia sent help!
cầu vồng Dash: -zooms down to her- so?! what if there is no help! what if they drowned?! what if we're here for the rest of our lives?!
Twilight: -is feeling sad and whispers to herself- what if there isn't?
cầu vồng Dash: for the last time Pinkie! there is no chocolate!
Pinkie Pie: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -acts like the angry German kid-

To be continued.....

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