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xin chào ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(



"Oh hello princess!" Red rose đã đưa ý kiến has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, bạn can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I đã đưa ý kiến back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well bạn know-" rose stuttered out but her stuttering was stopped bởi twilight sparkles hysterical laughing. "Didt mean it? Of course bạn meant it! He's so cute and all!" The princess gave a squeal of excitement and started to skip around the train station.

Red rose and coffee cream stood and watched the princess skip around for about five phút hoặc so until flash and tropical breeze showed up. "What's up with twilight?" Asked flash. Rose shrugged her shoulders. "She's been skipping Like this for a couple minutes. I don't know if I'm supposed to be worried hoặc not." The whole kingdom of Cantorlot must of heard that the princess was at the train station, because as twilight was skipping thêm and thêm of the Cantorlot citizens showed up.

"Don't worry guys!" đã đưa ý kiến breeze "I know how to stop her freaky skippingness!!" Breeze got her pineapple suitcase and grabbed something out: Toopie. "What do bạn need toopie for" asked coffee cream. Breeze just smiled and walked back a couple steps. "1.... 2.... 3!!!" Yelled breeze has she ran forward, at one moment during the run she threw toopie into the air.

"PLOOOOOOO!!" Toopie screamed has he was thrown across the train station, and landed on twilights back. As tropical breeze had đã đưa ý kiến it stopped her skipping, "see guys? I told bạn it would work!" Breeze looked at everyone triumphantly. Everyone started to clap, except at that momment twilight sparkle fell to the ground with toopie still sitting on her back.

Everyone was quiet. Coffee cream grabbed tropical breezes head "YOU KILLED THE PRINCESS!!!! THE KINGDOM IS LOST!" After that, as well as it can be đã đưa ý kiến everyone ran around hysterically. People where piling into trains, knocking over elderly ponies, and screaming as loud as could be. lâu đài guards were being knocked out bởi rocks and purses as well.

~~~~~~~~ three hours later~~~~~~~~~

"My first time in Cantorlot" đã đưa ý kiến rose "and I'm in jail." Red rose was knocking her head against the cell tường in a bored fashion. Coffee cream and tropical breeze were sitting on the cot and swinging their hind legs back and forth. "How was I supposed to know twilight sparkle was deathly allergic to octopus? It's a weird allergy!" Breeze đã đưa ý kiến almost crying. Coffee cream patted breezes back. "It will be ok, just wait for your uncle. He'll come help." Coffee cream was trying to lift their sprits, but obviously it wasn't working.

Red rose stopped banging her head long enough to talk to the guard That was watching their cell. "Hey! I Didt even throw the octopus! Why do I have to be in here?! It was her!" She đã đưa ý kiến pointing to tropical breeze. At this point breeze started crying. "Rose!" Cried cream, "stop being mean! Your the one who punched the palace guard for getting in your way!" The guard, arched his eyes and made a face,it might have been scary exept TAHT he had had a black eye That red rose had được trao him.

"Sorry bout That." đã đưa ý kiến red rose, "you got in my way!" The guard sneered "I was trying to save the princess of dying of octopus! How is That thêm important the getting the last coffee in equestria?" Coffee cream stepped in the conversation "I thought becoming a princess made bạn immortal hoặc something?!" The guard sighed. "You country fold..." He shook his head and got up. He trotted down the black hallway.

Tropical breeze sniffled. "I'm really sorry guys, I didt know this would happen..." Red rose grabbed tropical breezes shoulders "hey, it's ok. REmember was cream said? Your uncle will get us out. And it was a complete accident!" As rose was cheering up breeze was inspecting a cup that was in the corner of the cell. "Seriously, why do they put a cup in the middle of no where?!" This made tropical breeze actually laugh "That's not a ngẫu nhiên cup!! HAHAHAHAHA that's the BATHROOM!!" Coffee cream shrieked and threw the cup at the wall. "THAT'S SO UNSANITARY!!"
posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they tình yêu a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He đã đưa ý kiến he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill bạn two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the đường phố, street from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and cầu vồng Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one thêm thing we need. *Opens the thân cây of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: bạn must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with cầu vồng Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! bạn didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help bởi mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! bạn could have actually won this election if bạn just listened to me. bạn wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing tiếp theo to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery súng with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine thêm traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was hiển thị up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn, everyone was sad. A ngựa con, ngựa, pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ngựa con, ngựa, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The ngựa con, ngựa, pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection xe đẩy, giỏ hàng on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have bạn been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What năm did bạn start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the đường phố, street together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: bạn mean...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the màu sắc of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will bạn stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an trái cam, màu da cam firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony lấy trộm, đánh cắp all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, hoặc just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight bởi train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered bởi train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks bạn guys.
Master Sword: What caused bạn to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did bạn find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner đã đưa ý kiến it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: hoặc he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do bạn plan to go...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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