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LATER THAT SAME EVENING!

"There.. Finally finished" Mov Twilight announced.

"The portal?" prime Twilight asked hopfully.

"No, my sandwich. Took forever to eat the whole" Mov Twilight replied with a chuckle.

Prime Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"Relax my dear. Of coarse I finished the portal as well" Mov Twilight said.

Prime Twilight sighed in relief.

"Why are bạn so despite to get rid of me.. I mean. A một giây you, most would consider this a dream come true" Mov Twilight insisted.

"It's not YOU, we jus-

"Let me guess.. The other three been driving bạn crazy" Mov Twilight replied.

Prime Twilight nodded admittedly.

"Don't worry. They grow you" Mov Twilight insisted.

"Really?" prime Twilight asked.

"No. It gets worse.. Much worse" Mov Twilight admitted.

Prime Twilight spotted Dragonowitiz smoking his bong.

"How do bạn allow Spike to be such a stoner?" Prime Twilight asked.

"Please. Who do bạn think recommended it" Mov Twilight replied.

"That's terrible!" Prime Twilight cried angrily.

"That's just cause bạn don't know him" Mov Twilight said.

"I do gather that he's bait of a creep.. But still" Prime Twilight said.

"You wouldn't understand. So don't bother trying to" Mov Twilight đã đưa ý kiến sternly.

"Whatever" Prime Twilight groaned.

"Anyway.. Oh look the portal is ready" Mov Twilight said.

"Everyone ready to go?" Mov Twilight asked to the other Mov characters.

"Quick! cú đấm the wolf! cú đấm THE WOLF!" Mov Pinkie cried as she obsessedly watched SwagDash playing 'wolf-puncher' on his hand held gaming device.

Mov Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"You better go in there Dragonowitiz. Cause there's no way your staying here" Prime Pinkie said.

"Are bạn sure.. What if I do THIS" Dragonowitiz said, before kissing tender cheek.

Prime couldn't prevent herself from blushing from the affection.

"That's.. Sweet.. But your still not staying" Prime Pinkie said, trying to stop the blush.

"Oh come onnnn! I hoping that eventually we your allow me to 'do things'. (Prime Pinkie threw up a little her mough when this was said). And I could introduce bạn to my little frie-

Before Dragonowitiz finished a finally having enough Pime Pinkie, bucked him into the portal with both her back hooves, as if she were AppleJack bucking a tree, only less strongly, as she still wanted to avoid harming him too seriously.
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As the group of Giải cứu thế giới made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, bạn go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: bạn got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the thuyền with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, bạn go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of bạn on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are trang chủ at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizza, bánh pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, bạn got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. tiếp theo time we get attacked bởi these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim đã đưa ý kiến tiếp theo time we get attacked bởi those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital bởi now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting bởi P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see bạn now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do bạn know about alicorns?
Con: They are either Kỳ lân with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn bởi the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing bởi them. The car towing this trailer was driven bởi Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where bạn headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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