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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did bạn see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. bạn sai-

"Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie, everything I say is a lie.. Except that" Dragonowitiz told her.

Pinkie didn't have a response.

"Maybe, if bạn weren't so hooked on drugs. Your notice that about me much sooner" Dragonowitiz mocked.

"Your a stoner too Spike!" Pinkie cried, in the only come back she was able to think of.

Dragonowitiz seemed rather serprised bởi this.

"I am?.. Wow.. This is news too me" Dragonowitiz đã đưa ý kiến to himself, while throwing away a smoke of weed he had in his mough.

"SWAAAAAAAAAAAG!" Cried a approaching voice.

"Oh god no! Not now!" Dragonowitiz cried worriedly, as he saw SwagDash flying towards them, probably to just say hello.

SwagDash was about to come in, but Dragonowitiz closed the door on her face.

'Sorry Dash.. But can't have bạn hoặc anybody else, ratting me out' Dragonowitiz đã đưa ý kiến in his head.

However as Dragonowitiz turned back around Shydale randomly appeared in the room, cartoonishly appearing out of nowhere (liturary).

"Hey Spiky" Shydale greeted.

"How did bạn ev-.. Whatever.. I'm sorry Fluttershy but I need bạn to leave" Dragonowitiz said, opening the door to lead her out, but unfortantly, doing so allowed SwagDash too walk wait in, "Took bạn long enough" SwagDash said, trotting inside the room, much to Dragonowitiz's annoyance.

"FU-

"Easy their fag.. Your get us cart" SwagDash đã đưa ý kiến secretly.

"What!?" Dragonowitiz cried.

"Dua.. I heard your entire conversation" SwagDash replied with one of her trademark goofy face.

"Now.. bạn better let me tham gia if bạn don't want me ratting on ya?" SwagDash informed.

"Fine.. Whatever" Dragonowitiz said.

"Me too?" Pinkie asked.

"Ya. Ya. Whatever" Dragonowitiz groaned.

"Flutters.. bạn may as well should come too" SwagDash đã đưa ý kiến to Shydale.

"Great.. Nothing thêm exciting tha-

Shydale interrupted herself as suddenly one of her eyes started twitching intensely.

Shydale's shed wasn't to far from here, and Shydale saw a small con châu chấu, cây châu chấu, châu chấu hopped into her left open door.

Shydale went nuts and took out a ngẫu nhiên chainsaw "STAY OUTTA MAH SHEEEEEEEEED!" She dramatically screamed, and sprinted towards her shed, menacingly.

"Hurry, before she comes back!" Dragonowitiz cried, and all three of them jumped in. Than the portal disppeared before Shydale got back.

"Oh well, back to the shed" Shydale said, walking off to do just that.
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. bạn stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because bạn called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got bạn covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the thân cây of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if bạn don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens thân cây door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, bạn got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. bạn have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One ngày at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking bởi the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake bờ biển Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have bạn worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have bạn ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, bạn are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, hoặc evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, hoặc send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered bởi steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful ngày in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering thêm ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: bạn really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot bạn in the arm! Why aren't bạn bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who bạn calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot bởi a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red ngựa con, ngựa, pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H xin chào rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are bạn drunk hoặc something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* bạn really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see bạn again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did bạn start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a đám mây of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Những người bạn don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and thêm time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: bạn got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned bởi two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than bạn my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of bạn to say Burt.
Bob: So what do bạn plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely di chuyển back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my cái gối, gối
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie đã đưa ý kiến that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, bạn gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt bạn
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: bạn want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best ngựa con, ngựa, pony we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something bạn got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well bạn can't just stop him, and arrest him. bạn got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger đã đưa ý kiến evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded bởi biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered bởi this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather hoặc not she REALLY thought it was funny, hoặc was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.